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 +3Posted on Feb 6th, 2014 | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (353 comments)

Confession Time:

I WUZ rally a skwirrel.

 +12Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: The Paul Reiser Show Drinking Game (44 comments)

Drink every time Andy Daly gives a reads a line devoid of any humor but actually makes it funny because he’s Andy Daly (if I am to believe the trailers, I’ll get wasted on this one).

 +11Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: Eileen F For New York Yankees Bat Girl (54 comments)

I don’t know why this story in particular has broken my two year streak of not commenting (except for that one day Becca guest-blogged), but it has. I voted. Yay for nerds coming together and making good things happen for people who deserve it.

 +10Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: What Could Have Been (But I’m Super Ok With It Not Having Been) (52 comments)

Great jobskies Beccaskies! Sorry I didn’t comment more, but these monsters are straight scary and I’m afraid they’re going to straight ridicule me.

 +9Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Is Sesame Street a Liberal Conspiracy??!1?!? (41 comments)

Everyone should check out Street Gang. It’s a nonfiction book about the formation of the Children’s Television Workshop. Really good. AND A LIBERAL CONSPIRACY!

 +4Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Beware The Chemtrails Of ... February (73 comments)

Now now now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves here. Did we all see how the end of the video features a screencap of the CBS website asking to send in shirtless photos? It happens at 3:06. Which means at 3:06 Chicago time (which is the only city that goes by Illuminati (capitalized out of respect) time), dozens of shirtless NWO agents will be spraying “chemicals” quietly in the bushes of Lincoln Park. You can tell who they are by their knit caps, heavy coats, and cardboard signs warning us of this apocalypse.

Godspeed to you all.

 +15Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Becca (64 comments)

I see how this works. You spend all this time BEGGING me to PLEASE comment on your lowly little blog to see that I don’t even get a paragraph in it? For shame Becca, for shame!

 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Funny People (96 comments)

Gabe, you took the words right out of my mouth.

 +8Posted on Jun 30th, 2009 | re: There Is Always Real Life Money In The Real Life Banana Stand (64 comments)

“Give me a Gob”

Oh Michael Cera…you used to be so cute….

 0Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: How Long Until The Latoya Jackson Scene From Bruno Leaks? (16 comments)

Good thing there were no Billy Mays references, or there would be no movie left.

 +17Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: True Blood/Billy Mays Open Thread (33 comments)

I’m not neccesarily mourning over Billy Mays loss, but I absolutely cannot STAND Vince Offer (aka the Shamwow guy) and I know that people are going to make him the new “pitchguy”. Billy Mays at least had some class.

 +4Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: First, Let's Address The Thing (61 comments)

It’s nice to know that the sardonic bloggers we count on for woof’s and farts also have a tender side. Gabe, we’ll be here for you if you need anything, promise :)

 +35Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys! (221 comments)

First of all, I just want to make it clear that I’m in no way crying, because, I mean come on….of course I’m not crying. So, now that’s covered. Definitely not crying. Didn’t start wanting to cry about halfway through and then, whence realizing how ridiculous that it was, actually start crying. So, that’s completely out of the question.

If this were facebook, you’d probably be asking us to leave a favorite memory. Since we’re not facebook friends (but you could totally add me if you wanted…just sayin), I have to do it here. My favorite memory was when someone was bitching about the Paul Rudd coverage and I defended it and you commented me back “xoxo”. I felt like maybe if I happened to be in New York that day and I’d run into you, we might have gone out for cocktails and you’d get a little tipsy and we might start making out but I’d DEFINITELY not tell anybody (just sayin) because that’s where our friendship was.

My mother has no idea how much she’s going to miss you, but she is. This past year was my first away from her, and she relied on weekly videos of cute baby animals and Paul Rudd outtakes. Now she’ll be screwed.

I will conclude with a favorite quote, that I’m sure you’ll be familiar with:
“If you love something, sometimes you have to let it go. And if it’s meant to be, you just….grab it”- Wheeler, Role Models.

 +5Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: Which Former Beauty Queen Should Be Videogum's New Spokeschick? (27 comments)

I vote Maria Bamford!

 0Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: Hurricane Chris Been Had My Vote (24 comments)

That’s my state

 +7Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: Here's The Gross Thing I Promised: Shark Eats Dead Horse (38 comments)

Our hearts are like the horse
And Videogum is like the shark

Seriously Linds, can’t you just hang out for a few more weeks or whatever?

 +14Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: That's It, I'm Retiring After Today (122 comments)

Wow, I thought I was going to have more time to prepare. Worry not Lindsay, by the end of the day I will have created an opus to your memory (it might just be a really cute lolcat that I find).

Ugh… is without hyperbole that I say YOU’RE TEARING ME APART!

 +4Posted on Jun 25th, 2009 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: This Girl On Acid (21 comments)

This makes me want to go back and watch the episode of Party Down where Henry takes ectasy.

“She’s going to get a facefull of jizz, and she’s going to like it. So, which one is the surprise?”

 -4Posted on Jun 25th, 2009 | re: We Need To Talk About Gooby (45 comments)

Ugh, Eugene Levy……can you please stop making terrible career decisions?

 +3Posted on Jun 25th, 2009 | re: We Need To Talk About Gooby (45 comments)

Ugh, Eugene Levy……can you please stop making terrible career decisions?

 +2Posted on Jun 25th, 2009 | re: St. Vincent On David Letterman, Because A Deal Is A Deal (34 comments)

I loved Ted Leo before, but now it’s a whole new level of love!

 +1Posted on Jun 22nd, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Year One (94 comments)

Yeah, I think we need to have a party a la that one episode of The Office where they partied via webcam.

That or I’ll just drown my sorrows in a bottle of Absolut while going through Lindsays articles.

 0Posted on Jun 22nd, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Year One (94 comments)

That was my favorite part (Scheer)

 +12Posted on Jun 22nd, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Year One (94 comments)

We’re going to need a bigger :(
I don’t think I’m ready for this love affiar to end Lindsay. Please…..please stay. Can we write a letter to someone?

 +29Posted on Jun 22nd, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Year One (94 comments)

I had a couple of awkward chuckles. Paul Scheer made me smile. And Olivia Wilde was outrageously attractive. I probably give it about a 3.5 out of a possible 10.

After the Arrested Development movie, I’d like for Michael Cera to formally retire his George Michael Bufuddled Character.