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 +7Posted on May 21st | re: Mad Men: Oh Right, Advertising (59 comments)

it was great to see drunk, kind of mean don again! the worse don’s life choices become, the more i will enjoy this season.

 +6Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: Community's Mid-Season Hold OR: Occupy Wall Street Evacuated (162 comments)

Starbucks is not a responsible corporation! They’re pretty bad!

Maybe I’m a bit of a snob when it comes to this issue, definitely when it comes to coffee, but they purchase their beans, from farms that openly use exploitative labor practices, and they have refused to purchase milk without GMOs, AND…and I’m pro-labor, so this is a bit of sticking point for me:

http://gothamist.com/2008/12/24/judge_finds_starbucks_guilty_of_uni.php

 0Posted on Oct 13th, 2011 | re: Joel Schumacher Says Val Kilmer Was "The Best Batman," Do You Agree?! (72 comments)

also:

christian bale > michael keaton & george clooney

 -2Posted on Oct 13th, 2011 | re: Joel Schumacher Says Val Kilmer Was "The Best Batman," Do You Agree?! (72 comments)

val kilmer, batman forever ≥ christian bale, batman begins

val kilmer, batman forever > christian bale, the dark knight

 +7Posted on Sep 26th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E11: Oh My Goodness (62 comments)

Guys am I the only one who’s not convinced Ted is dead?

In Saul’s office, twice Saul was cut off before he could actually say what happened – first when he was talking to the two goons and then when Walt ran in. It seemed purposeful. They never actually made it clear that he died. Just sayin’ – wouldn’t it cause a world more of trouble if he were alive? Suddenly this already very complicated and tense plot line would be worse!

 +8Posted on Aug 1st, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Cowboys And Aliens (40 comments)

 +4Posted on Aug 1st, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Cowboys And Aliens (40 comments)

Can we talk about Crazy Stupid Love instead? I know it’s kind of against the rules, but I saw yesterday and actually kind of pretty much liked it. It was definitely not perfect, but it was funny and cute and:

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 0Posted on May 21st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series (462 comments)

Slumdog Millionaire. I’m sorry but I really, really hate this movie. I tried re-watching it recently and I hate it just as much — I swear to god the kid who plays the lead is related to Freddie Prinze, Jr. because their acting technique is the same — gap-mouthed horror/surprise/concern.

 0Posted on May 21st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series (462 comments)

I second Greenberg. I kept waiting for him to get likable……..and he just never did. At all.

Vicky Cristina Barcelona was great, though! Yes, Scarlett Johansson *tried* to ruin it, but Javier and Penelope totally rocked it.

 +9Posted on May 13th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Also A Group Discussion About Spoilers (161 comments)

i could watch this gif forever

 0Posted on Apr 25th, 2011 | re: R.I.P. The Paul Reiser Show (54 comments)

I dunno, NBC’s doing pretty good in my book. They still have the only 4 shows I never miss.

What’s even on the other networks — Dancing with the American Idol Amazing Race Stars?

i’m also encouraged that all these moms seem to be realizing that Target doesn’t really care about them.

yes this is totally normal! haven’t you ever been to a target?! GEEZ MOM!

 +1Posted on Apr 19th, 2011 | re: Terri Trailer, You Guys (58 comments)

i think this might be one of those movies that makes for an adorable trailer and not much else. :(

“The way, way sexier Carrot Top makes all his calls using only 1-800-CALL-ATT.”

 0Posted on Apr 18th, 2011 | re: Look At Me Now I'm Getting Paper! (35 comments)

Everytime I started to get frustrated that he wasn’t really using those ‘blades, BAM! SPIN!

 -3Posted on Apr 18th, 2011 | re: What Was Nicolas Cage's Prison Nickname? (76 comments)

Prison Gay in 60 Seconds

 +6Posted on Apr 13th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 51: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement (91 comments)

I totally do not have obscene nerd fantasies involving Stephen Colbert. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

 0Posted on Apr 7th, 2011 | re: Crazy, Stupid, Love Trailer, You Guys (59 comments)

Can someone explain Gosling’s accent in this one? I’m disturbed by it..

 +3Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

Also, I’m probably going out on a limb here but I like Fever Pitch. I think it’s a good example of a well-executed romantic comedy. It’s funny, has plenty of heart and the characters actually have a fair amount of depth. An effortlessly enjoyable 100 minutes.

 +5Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

Yes! Please! This is the movie creating the unbearable and now commonplace character known as “attractive quirky girl.” BLECK BLECK BLECK

 +3Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

I officially nominate Donnie Darko because I have tried four (count ‘em, 4!) times to make it through that thing and couldn’t do it.

I also nominate Slumdog Millionaire because that whole movie is one giant N O P E.

 +5Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Holiday Movie Nominees (416 comments)

Boo! That movie’s always makes me laugh, but maybe that’s because I am blessed to have a family that always does engage in absurd arguing at holidays.

“I’m giving thanks that we don’t have to go through this for another year. Except we do, because those bastards went and put Christmas right in the middle, just to punish us.”

 0Posted on Nov 5th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: (500) Days Of Summer (326 comments)

I second Hollow Man but I respectfully disagree in regards to Val Kilmer’s fucking harshness in the Saint. Because he and his dozens of ACCENTS AND DISGUISES are fucking harsh in that movie.

 0Posted on Nov 5th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (136 comments)

Wait, was that definitely her? I thought it was the Other Duff.