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You know, if you say “banana” REALLY slowly, it sounds like you’re saying “gullible.” ….
Thank you for making me laugh hysterically while I’m supposed to be doing homework, and thus having to explain to my mom that balancing chemical equations can be hilarious.
It took me a while to realize that this was a mashup with scenes from other movies/tv shows, and I was all “Why is a woman in a bikini shooting Justin Bieber?!” Then I got it, and I felt dumb.
Waiting for Godot references? God, I need to go on this site more often.
I’m coming out of lurkergum to share the fact that many moons ago I had a dream where a witch-thing put a curse on me and I could only listen to screamo music or else I would die. Then I found out Gwyneth Paltrow released a country song, and dream version of me was really excited about it for some reason, but then I realized I would die if I listened to it. Then I woke up and was all “LOLZ, Gwyneth Paltrow singing country music?”
And now this happens, and I believe I have ESPN or something. (Are Mean Girls references considered humorous still?)
I fear this post isn’t witty enough to belong here. I’m going to return to my cave now with the other lurkers.
Ugh. This movie was just full of so much barf.
And then there’s that one scene where they show Sparkly Vampire’s shower and it’s all gross and full of mold. Clean your shower, Rob Pattinson.