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I’d watch Don and Ginsberg hang out, watch the game, drink some brews, jerk each other off, see who can cum the farthest, no gay shit.
She realizes that the Today Show is less important than a child’s dump, you don’t have to be that smart to get that.
He also made possibly the only genuine apology any celebrity has ever issued after saying something bigoted.
Gourmet tip: eat a Chicken in a Biscuit and a Bacon Thin at the same time for that classic chicken club experience
I’ve only been to Hooters once and I didn’t find it sexy at all. Probably shouldn’t blame Hooters for that though, I was six years old.
You’re welcome, cinebuddy
I don’t approve of the phrase “you don’t know where it’s been.” It’s a dog’s tongue, you know damn well it’s been in the dog’s asshole. The phrase should be “don’t let that dog lick you, it licks its own asshole.”
Yeah I’m more of a lime man myself but anyone who says they don’t like orange sherbet is a damn liar
he was busy FUCKING HIS GRANDDAUGHTER, because once you find out that he FUCKED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER, then the only context you can imagine Morgan Freeman in THE CONTEXT OF FUCKING HIS GRANDDAUGHTER
Well how are we supposed to find out, actually WATCH that old malarkey? No thank you, no thank you.
THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE MARQUESS OF QUEENSBURY [fisticuff noises]
His knees killed him in self defense
My conspiracy theory: a studio was thinking of making an adaptation of this comic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pax_Romana_(comics)
Instead they pay this guy on Reddit like $20, creating plausible deniability against the idea that they’re ripping off the comic.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I’m still scarred from seeing Child’s Play when I was 5, this picture is triggering my fight or flight response such that I want to murder everybody ever, set fire to the whole world just to be rid of the possibility of ever encountering this in real life.
What Rick goes back to Shane’s grave to do…it’s beyond pornographic. Right after I read it, a pastor appeared in my living room and punched me in the solar plexus, no lie.
Maybe it was part of the contract that Robert Kirkman’s horrible issues with women (lack of understanding and empathy, appallingly regressive gender roles, being a fat ol’ nerd) had to become part of the show, so the rape was forgotten/forgiven. (Nerds)
See I don’t know what they’re playing at, they have Shang Chi, Master of Kung Fu, but neither Power Man nor Iron Fist? What kind of 70′s is this?