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Somebody needs to lose weight.
Best Fart, obviously.
(Side note: Thank GOD I can now see which comments are Well-Loved, it was way too much trouble interpreting what the green/red numbers signified before. Hello, not everybody was a math major…)
Not my particular brand of fetish porn, but to each his own.
Well if the couch on the set wasn’t suede, then Gary actually had a point. All couches in heaven are suede.
To be fair, Geraldo did find one person in the universe that agreed with him, and on Fox News that’s a quorum.
Having the party in NY hardly seems fair. I vote for moving it to the exact geographical center of the United States: Lebanon, Kansas. I’m fairly sure that 100 upvotes is enough to get the party location officially moved, can I count on your vote?
She wants to thank everyone who helped save her life? What, is she a quadriplegic?
I just hope to God her nose doesn’t need picking next time she’s walking towards a cliff.
“Moments later they began engaging in the planned Jennifer Tilly orgy, not realizing for awhile that something was missing…”
This show SO makes we want to get rid of my maid. And my butler. And my live-in cook. And my valet. And my driver. And the guy who shakes for me after I pee. I mean, how can I REALLY know what they’re talking about when they’re all bedding down for the night in the basement? Am I just being paranoid? I mean it’s just a show, right?
Just think how bummed he’s gonna be when he shows up to board.
You can tell it’s Jesus because you can see the Holy Ghost taking a golf swing right in front of his forehead.
She dies in “Outbreak”. I enjoyed that movie.
/Draw your own conclusions.
I was in L.A. with a friend who’d never been there before, and in Hollywood he said, “OK, now take me to the Hollywood Walk Of Stars.” -So I pointed down to the star he was LITERALLY standing on at the time. He was a little disappointed.
On a related note, after this announcement there was a sudden spike in glue futures.
So Discovery Channel announced they’re going to stop working with Bear because Bear refuses to work with them? Sounds a lot like how I “break up” with girlfriends.
Although in defense of the TV show, there’s no way an hour-long drama that has only had roughly TWENTY HOURS OF AIR TIME so far could possibly develop complex characters who change through actions that help to serve the plot as well as a FUCKING COMIC BOOK.
In pre-zombie days, there used to be a name for a woman who didn’t know which man fathered her child: “Not a Rush Limbaugh fan.”
I despise Sarah Palin, but I don’t think “stupid” is the right word to describe her. It’s true she’s not interested in knowing factual information and has a surprising lack of knowledge of things one would expect her to know as a U.S. Governor, she seemed to have learned what she needed to know to be governor of Alaska, which is the job she actually wanted.
If it’s true that she’s the person who coined the term “death panels” and also turned Obama’s description of people in rural towns as “clinging to their guns and Jesus”, both which had huge political impact, then she definitely has a knack for certain things. Just sayin’.
Greta Van Sustern referred to Louis C.K. as a pig, and the article referred to her as a reporter. So to be fair, they’ve both been mis-categorized.
Am I the only one reading between the lines to realize that she was raped by Alfred Hitchcock?
Because it’s better than counting to one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen.
My condolences to your wife.
This season was kind of boring, but it’s all a setup for next season’s werewolves.
/That was my first Videogum callback. Nailed it.
Wow, the air is really thin up here. Can’t… Breathe…
SPOILER ALERT: Season 1 is pretty boring, but it’s worth sitting through so when they introduce the Werewolf in Season 2 it’s that much scarier to you as they start getting eaten one by one.
John Connor NEEDS to live off the grid, duh. Now that his “Nick” identity has been compromised, what other choices did he have?