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 +2Posted on Nov 8th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (119 comments)

I’m not 15, but I am in high school.

 0Posted on Oct 29th, 2009 | re: #VideogumMonsters (90 comments)

Umm… I never use my twitter, but, for some reason, I really want to be on this list. I’m @stellajz

 +11Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 10.5 (86 comments)

“Well, I know it’s illegal and I’ve got, like, four animal rights groups on my back, but there’s something about horses that just turns me on.”

 +1Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: The Shake Weight, Now For Men (71 comments)

Too bad they didn’t have the slow motion like in the shake weight commercial.
And also, what’s the difference between the sake weight for men and the shake weight for women?

 +4Posted on Oct 24th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (130 comments)

“I do not work in the butthole play industry” is my new favorite quote.

 +5Posted on Oct 24th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (130 comments)

Woah, woah, woah!! This is one spambot I am absolutely NOT okay with. g
GO AWAY GROSS PORN BOT!!

 +13Posted on Oct 23rd, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (130 comments)

 +2Posted on Oct 23rd, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (130 comments)

WOAH!! Crazy huge. It’s times like this when I REALLY wish we had a delete button. I feel like I ruined this whole thread now. :(
Here’s the picture (hopefully) resized.

 0Posted on Oct 23rd, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (130 comments)

My kitty. He’s angry because I woke him up from a nap. Even though he sleeps like 22 hours a day.

 +1Posted on Oct 23rd, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (130 comments)

Whaaa?
This isn’t even a fun advertisement like Tina’s was.