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That video made my day. I feel just a little bit better about the world, just a little.

This had three way tie for “Father-O-The Year” written all over it.

This truly is a fresh blend of an amazing suit, profound lyrical prowess, and aww inspiring stage presence. All in the name (the amazing name) of a woman who is both nice AND kind. Why wouldn’t a woman with that rare combination come running back to our knight in blazery like thing with no shirt on.

Look on the bright side guys, if all these dick holes are in one place, they aren’t bugging the shit out of any of us… even if it is for a few short weeks.

Sometimes the free market is wrong.

Can this be the worst show ever now? It was excelling in all the horrid categories that this sort of reality TV usually highlights, but this show was not satisfied. No, this show managed to upgrade the awful by featuring a man who was not content just killing his own soul on TV. I have more kinds of hate, fear, and disgust for this show than I have words to articulate.

I don’t recall Bush being called Hitler. Except by Keith-O… If he was called Hitler by a small group of protesters I hope there was someone there to call them assholes while making jokes at their expense as we see here. Lets not pretend we are going to give a shit about this woman or these people for very long, like they are going to last in our consciousness or something.