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 0Posted on Dec 29th, 2009 | re: The Worst People Of 2009 (118 comments)

You can add Christian Bale to “Worst Person Ever” or “Most Entitled, But Not Really That Great, Actor Of All Time”

or just, “GO AWAY!” list…

any one of those three would do.

 0Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hope Floats (120 comments)

I’m nominating Paparazzi for the hunt. It’s an abortion of a film.

 0Posted on Oct 15th, 2009 | re: Kids Dance For Deep Fried Butter The Darndest Things (26 comments)

I may, or may not, be saying to my kid “why can’t you be like THIS kid? You suck!”

my kid may or may not be 2 months old.

 +2Posted on Oct 15th, 2009 | re: Glee: A Treatise (63 comments)

but the story arcs seem to only be a method of getting to the next musical number

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yeah, I thought thats what generally happened in musicals though.

 0Posted on Oct 4th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Gran Torino (206 comments)

I haven’t see it yet, but I nominate “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell” ….or as I like to call it, “I Hope They Slip Arsenic In Tucker Max’s Beer”

 -4Posted on Sep 23rd, 2009 | re: Drake Makes Sure To Get His New Music Video Just Right (70 comments)

I. Love. Drake.

and I can’t even put into words how much I love Kanye, so I wont even begin to try.

but Drake really needs to evaluate the concepts for his videos, because they are shitty as shit. Best I Ever Had was a good one because it offended the retards *retards being the people who wanted some super serious Maxwell-like video* but then he did Successful video and I thought it was the most typical mediocre thing he’s ever done.
:)

thanks for reading.

 0Posted on Sep 21st, 2009 | re: But Where Is Taylor Swift's Apology? (64 comments)

Gabe wears short skirts, Talor wears t-shirts, Gabe’s cheer captain and Taylor’s in the bleachers.

But no one seems to care about that.

and if you did lie you wouldn’t believe you.

you have the face of someone who’s been pissed on.

…in a good way

I don’t want to live in a world where “golden showers” isn’t a good essay topic. I just don’t.

 0Posted on Sep 10th, 2009 | re: You Could Star (But Please Don't Star) In Entourage: Lower East Side (46 comments)

So that’s a yes, to the handle bar mustache and deep v-neck tank top that shows my perfectly arranged chest hairs?

because, ya know…I have VANS too…

 0Posted on Aug 12th, 2009 | re: Dane Cook Makes Fun Of Vanessa Hudgens, Because He Is An Adult (98 comments)

I find him hilarious…

 0Posted on Aug 9th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: August Rush (181 comments)

rules be damned! I love this kid’s music faces! and I love how Keri Russell and Terrance Howard have a “we sound like we have down syndrome, but surprise, we dont!” contest.

 +1Posted on Aug 9th, 2009 | re: The Orphan Poster Needs More Taglines! (66 comments)

“WHOA KIMOSABE!”

OOPS, thats the tagline to my life…not orphan