Camryn Manheim Steamroller
(Starring Benicio Del Totoro)
I wish I could talk to Rich.
Where my Jasons and Jeremys at????
Adding Jon Hamm to things doesn’t automatically make them good.
Unless it is a me sandwich.
Ohhhh… it’s a sherbet thing. I hadn’t heard of it! Interesting to me.
Cremolata? Is that a creamy gremolata?
Dammit. I thought it was gonna be Big Bam Boom by Hall and Oates. Why do I have to be old?
So, exactly. Douches.
When I was in high school, I had these dreams about wearing denim skirts with concho belts. And I knew I was on to the next big thing.
Then Denise Huxtable ruined my fame and fortune.
This is my dreams being ruined all over again.
(Not really. I just dream that Maroon 5 will stop recording.)
I bought Diane’s entire outfit on Etsy. Even the boots.
Watching that guy dance I kept saying, “Milk the cow! Milk the cow!”
Are there cows in the ‘hood?
And some only give the kids 20 minutes for lunch.
I think I understand the choice of celery. Schools don’t have recess anymore. Celery takes a lot of energy to chew.
It’s food AND exercise in one.
Me too! “Y’all ain’t got no Honey Nut” is a favorite saying of mine. <3 Omar.
Honey Nut I Shrunk the Kids
“I was actually just in Monte Carlo two weeks ago”
“Do you expect me to cook?”
“No. I expect you to die.”
I knew this because my Betty White Facebook something something something told me.
The Nutty Buddy Professor
The Nutty Buddy Holly Story
Alvin and the Chocolate Chipmunks
Bieber 2: Electric Biebaloo.
I cannot get enough of the little singing boys with windy hair.
I love a person who A’s my Q’s.
I think we should have a contest to guess who the next young Ellen Superstar will be.
A four-year-old who made a Tarantino style movie complete with nakeds and swears?
A newborn who plays “Eruption” by Van Halen on a guitar with his feet?
IT COULD BE ANY SMALL PERSON.
Girls who are 12 look 16. Boys who are 12 look 9. It’s a horrible time for sensible-aged crushes. They want him to hurry up and be 17. Or something.
Well, I watched the clip. And I know a lot of people think she’s overrated. And that she already has enough exposure. But I thought she was great. I love that Justin Bieber kid – she can really sing!