Can you Monsters keep a secret? I have a huge crush on Stephen Merchant. Gangly, beardy, glasses, accent? SIGN ME UP.

The comments on that AOL story are making me all over the place. They ruined my Jeffdunhamiscancelledwoot! glow-basking.

So very humbly I once again nominate VALKYRIE. SO HARD. Tom Cruise is a nazi! Do it Gabe.

And Gangs of New York, even though I know I’ll get downvoted. “I am a dooly appointed guy from the streets of lower Maaahnattan.”

But WHEN is the self-absorbed pseudo-parenting?

I cannot endorse this, simply because FEAR was known in my high school as “The movie where that girl gets her cherry popped on a rollercoaster.” How can that be the worst movie of all time?
(It can, but still, memories.)
I will once again nominate Valkyrie, and I am seconding so hard Million Dollar Baby.

Oh man, McNulty’s gasps are priceless. I think he used that same gasp as he was accidentally fucking that prostitute in s2. It’s called the Method, guys.

Also, I cannot recommend Valkyrie enough for the hunt. Go back in time and Kill Hitler and then go a little further ahead in time but not all the way and give Bryan Singer all the money not to listen to Tom Cruise when he asks for script approval.

Joe Francis looks sexy in that picture. Downvote away!

Speaking of going back in time and KILLING HITLER, I am gonna go ahead and nominate VALKYRIE for the next round. Oh man, you guys. Tom Cruise is a good Nazi! Bryan Singer is involved for some reason! It’s boring, but also poorly acted, but also Tom Wilkenson is sort of good, which makes you yearn for something better that might have been!