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 0Posted on Mar 2nd, 2011 | re: iPad 2 Open Thread (49 comments)

The old ipad was black and had some fat, the new one is white and skinnier. There’s a joke to be made here but I don’t know if I can see it.

 0Posted on Nov 19th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: American Beauty (409 comments)

Listen, I haven’t been here in months and I still nominate BELOVED. So come on Gabe, on with it.

 0Posted on Jun 8th, 2010 | re: Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" Video, You Guys (144 comments)

I also like to add that Alejandro looks like Louie Anderson.

 +1Posted on Jun 8th, 2010 | re: Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" Video, You Guys (144 comments)

At some point she is going to look at herself in the mirror and say “what have I been doing for the past few years? Oh my god…my pores!” and I’ll be there, arms crossed and with holding facial wipes.

 +10Posted on Apr 9th, 2010 | re: Happy 2nd Birthday, Videogum (177 comments)

All you monsters are pretty attractive. I would bang every one of you, and then call you the next day to meet up for cake.

Post-Coital Cake.

 +3Posted on Apr 6th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Down To You (265 comments)

I’m still voting BELOVED for the hunt!
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(If you’ve seen this movie 1. you’ll agree with its nomination and 2. you’d get why I typed it like that.)

 +3Posted on Mar 17th, 2010 | re: Four Lions Puts The LOLs Back In Terrolololorism (141 comments)

If we were in the same room, then we’d all be made to do trust exercises. I don’t hate the gifs because of you, I hate you because of the gifs. Falling! (I just all hope you’d yell CATCHING in return.)

 +8Posted on Mar 17th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (44 comments)

I saw Topher Grace at the drug store. He was buying dental floss. #tophertips

 +13Posted on Feb 26th, 2010 | re: Come Join Our Dance Party! (92 comments)

I didn’t pay attention to this video because once I hit play I turned up the volume and my friend and I did the Kid N’ Play dance.

 0Posted on Feb 23rd, 2010 | re: Some Heads Remain Caught In Yogurt Cups (74 comments)

I was going to come in and yell I DID IT I AM SMRT but seeing you all ruined that dream. Thanks dream crushers! Also I’m digging this new site, it looks all official and business like now. Videogum: Where )) does meets (( for ever. You can have that one Gabe, for the downloadable blog business cards.

 +1Posted on Feb 17th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: The Movie (49 comments)

I just wanted to point out that this guy is very real. He has an apprentice named Pavel (The Lover) who approached me and my friends at the subway. I wish I kept his business card, but he did state he was a graduate of Dimitri’s school of picking up women. So shit just got grosser because theirs MORE THAN ONE OF THESE GUYS.

 0Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: That's Your Perfume: White Diamond Perfume (33 comments)

Ay Papi! (Someone had to say it.)

 0Posted on Jan 6th, 2010 | re: A Tommy Wiseau Puppet Answers Questions About The Room, FINALLY! (22 comments)

Anything room related automatically gets upvoted IN MY HEART. I went with my real name on this tip, whoops!

 +6Posted on Dec 24th, 2009 | re: The 25 Most Commented Videogum Posts Of 2009 (26 comments)

I will never stop loving that baby monster pic.

 +1Posted on Dec 18th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (101 comments)

I couldn’t make it to the party, I was too busy eating my words. Ok, so you didn’t end up having pizza by yourself (but how funny would that be for pictures)…anyways you win alright! YA, I’M BURNT!

 +10Posted on Dec 15th, 2009 | re: Party! Pizza Party! Videogum Pizza Party! (And Last Call For Interns!) (108 comments)

Please take photos for a “caption this!” segment or just pictures for us to live vicariously through you guys going out tonight. If you don’t then, “you’d be surprised at how much this never happened.” Or if no one shows up and it’s only you at a table crying over pizza, then don’t forget I said “THIS IS A VERY BAD IDEA” BECAUSE I CAN’T BE THERE, Mr. Delahaye!

 +1Posted on Dec 3rd, 2009 | re: You Guys, Let's Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real! (349 comments)

There’s Canadian monsters (I’m one of them.)

 +18Posted on Nov 25th, 2009 | re: Thank(sgiving) You, Monsters (115 comments)

WE’RE A FAMILY GUYS! Love you too Gabe!

 +3Posted on Nov 24th, 2009 | re: James Franco On General Hospital (26 comments)

Guys so far this is the best reason for being unemployed right now. I love that he’s hamming it up and in the joke! I can’t believe that half of the cast is still on that damn show, Lucas! Sony! I can’t believe I remember these names! They should of also added the scene where a girl was shaving Franco and then said “oooh I need a ciggerette.” I mean sure they implied sex, but I like to think that taking away Franco’s stubble was enough to send her into an orgasm.

 +10Posted on Nov 18th, 2009 | re: The First 10 Minutes Of The Carter (10 comments)

I will watch because 1. Lil’ Wayne has a briefcase. 2. Lil’ Wayne has a bottle of vitamin water (it’s cough syrup) and a wad of cash in that briefcase.

 +10Posted on Nov 17th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Puddle Of Mudd's "Spaceship" (56 comments)

…and I was just saying the other day “what happened to Puddle of Mudd”. (No I wasn’t saying this, and I’d never expect an answer to the question either.)

 +4Posted on Nov 16th, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live: January Johnoes! (53 comments)

Ugh again?!

 +2Posted on Nov 16th, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live: January Johnoes! (53 comments)

I second this. Whenever “That’s the Joint, That’s the Jam” comes on my ipod I’m always shocked to see that was The Black Eyed Peas. Every time they performed on the show, I kept asking loudly (to no one) “what in the fuck happened to you guys?!”

Anyone else going through Mad Men withdrawl? I tried to watch “The Prisoner” to fill in the void. Didn’t work, that shit was too much like Lost or The Island (there’s a third reference I can’t think of…it’s with all the misfits on the island and they go by numbers for names…) for my taste….

 0Posted on Nov 16th, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live: January Johnoes! (53 comments)

I second this. Whenever “That’s the Joint, That’s the Jam” comes on my ipod I’m always shocked to see that was The Black Eyed Peas. Every time they performed on the show, I kept asking loudly (to no one) “what in the fuck happened to you guys?!”

Anyone else going through Mad Men withdrawl? I tried to watch “The Prisoner” to fill in the void. Didn’t work, that shit was too much like Lost or The Island (there’s a third reference I can’t think of…it’s with all the misfits on the island and they go by numbers for names…) for my taste….

 +3Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: You Win, Lady Gaga (96 comments)

It’s been about 24 hours. This song is still in my head, and I have come full circle to thinking this video is eye candy.

What’s wrong with me?