The old ipad was black and had some fat, the new one is white and skinnier. There’s a joke to be made here but I don’t know if I can see it.

Listen, I haven’t been here in months and I still nominate BELOVED. So come on Gabe, on with it.

I also like to add that Alejandro looks like Louie Anderson.

At some point she is going to look at herself in the mirror and say “what have I been doing for the past few years? Oh my god…my pores!” and I’ll be there, arms crossed and with holding facial wipes.

I’m still voting BELOVED for the hunt!
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(If you’ve seen this movie 1. you’ll agree with its nomination and 2. you’d get why I typed it like that.)

If we were in the same room, then we’d all be made to do trust exercises. I don’t hate the gifs because of you, I hate you because of the gifs. Falling! (I just all hope you’d yell CATCHING in return.)

I was going to come in and yell I DID IT I AM SMRT but seeing you all ruined that dream. Thanks dream crushers! Also I’m digging this new site, it looks all official and business like now. Videogum: Where )) does meets (( for ever. You can have that one Gabe, for the downloadable blog business cards.