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Holy shit, you guys, it’s the ghost of Benny Hill. This explains a lot.
I wonder if Sarah Wayne Callies is getting tired of being in shows where a racist loses a hand to get out of cuffs during an escape attempt.
I hate zombies using tools, and I hate zombie camouflage, and after that episode, I’m afraid I might be starting to hate this show. Maybe it’s my fault for watching Dead Set.
My copy of the book is at work (because sometimes I just get too cheerful there and I need to even it out a little), but didn’t the man still have two bullets in that part?
It’s like a deleted scene from a Parks & Rec episode, if Parks & Rec was kind of terrifying sometimes.
I’m with Basil Marceaux Dot Com. Unmarked patriot missiles for everyone!
How about Don’s “Believe me, Henry, everybody thinks this is temporary.”
It’s cool, guys, everybody can stop looking. They finally found The Worst. All it needs is a soundtrack by Mr. Ted Pullman, and we can put it on a pedestal so that everyone can see it, and then shoot themselves.
It took about forty seconds before “hater” did that thing where something stops being a word and just turns into a meaningless sound.
I for one want to congratulate Gabe on so effectively capturing the point of view of a woman old enough to be his daughter.
Larry King faith-healings sometimes “accidentally” go “wrong”.
For being so old, the Wang 2200 sounds bizarrely futuristic. (Futurotic?) (No, just futuristic.)
I think Scott Baio might be downrating everybody.
They’ve actually been releasing a new bill every year for a very, very long time. The designers are just usually incredibly lazy.
Not to hit you in the back of the head with a lead knowledge bomb or anything, Squeezy, but the government has both put people in jail for tax evasion AND beaten the living shit out of people with a cane.
And judging from the mess he made of that form, fuckin’ soy sauce packets, how do THEY work?
Betty White jumps on the Australian wild dog impressions bandwagon.
Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new _____, to seek out new ___-forms and new __________; to boldly _____ where no one has _____ before.
Fucking age of consent, how does it work?