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 +3Posted on Jul 31st, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E03: Don't Fly Too Close To The JERK! (54 comments)

Upvoted immediately after I read FRINGerprints. Now to go read the rest of the comment.

 +22Posted on Jul 30th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E03: Don't Fly Too Close To The JERK! (54 comments)

He bought it after his first cook with Gale, and Gale recited “When I Heard the Learn’d Astronomer” to him afterward.

Basically, it was a moment when they bonded over just LOVING chemistry SO MUCH. In this episode, his chortle and subsequent tossing away of the book seemed like a “remember when I wasn’t a crazy greedy lunatic about all this?” moment.

 +10Posted on Jul 25th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (20 comments)

WALRUSES ARE SO WEIRD

 +22Posted on Jul 23rd, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Dark Knight Rises (157 comments)

I liked it, but I did find myself thinking “Nolan! Show, don’t tell!” a lot. Like when Catwoman is all mad at that guy who hired her in the beginning, and he spends A LOT of time explaining the thing she wants directly to her, even though she’d be like “yeah, duh, that thing. I know what it is.”

Also, I really hated the big switch for Marion Cotillard’s character in the end. I felt like it made Bane less awesome to have him be a thug, rather than the mastermind. I honestly felt like the film would have been just fine–better actually–if they had not written her character in. Before her big switch, she was a very empty character, and after her switch, she was a very lame villain who hijacked a lot of Bane’s bad-ass character development.

UGH. Just too many things going on, I think.

 +1Posted on Jul 23rd, 2012 | re: Your 2012 Teen Choice Award Winners (7 comments)

It’s about time Choice Movie Hissy Fit went to the right person. Congrats to Miss Theron!

 +2Posted on Jul 20th, 2012 | re: Friday Giveaway: Breaking Bad Season 4 On Blu-Ray And A Poster! (35 comments)

[These rays] may be blue, but [they're] the bomb.

 +50Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Nominations (85 comments)

“Nick Offerman? More like Pick Othermen” – The Emmys

 +4Posted on Jul 18th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (16 comments)

oh man. I did not expect those alpacas to be that funny.

 +6Posted on Jul 13th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (39 comments)

I am oooooohhhhhh sooooooo excited for Sleepwalk With Me.

 +1Posted on Jul 11th, 2012 | re: BREAKING: Seth Meyers Will NOT Be Replacing Regis On Live! (18 comments)

Wait. Are Michael Strahan and Josh Groban really the other two options? Does no one else want to host a morning news show? Those both seem like pretty far off from the first people I would call.

 +1Posted on Jul 11th, 2012 | re: ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT FOR NETFLIX NEWS YOU GUYS (34 comments)

I’m too excited to apply jokes to this.

treat me like a king, eh?

 +7Posted on Jul 5th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (16 comments)

I wish that IT Crowd pilot would just… DISAPPEAR

 +7Posted on Jul 4th, 2012 | re: Conversation Starters For Your Barbecue (40 comments)

“This is Scotland. Why are we having a barbeque? All our food is wet.”

 +2Posted on Jul 4th, 2012 | re: Conversation Starters For Your Barbecue (40 comments)

If I only had more upvotes to give

 0Posted on Jun 30th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (34 comments)

 +7Posted on Jun 23rd, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (33 comments)

Let me show you HOW… IT’S… DONE

 +2Posted on Jun 21st, 2012 | re: Summertime And The Living Is Easy, Unless You're Dead (19 comments)

MY favourite summertime song

 +10Posted on Jun 11th, 2012 | re: Headline Of The Day (5 comments)

Lady knocks on the door

“Taken”

*chk-chk*

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 +1Posted on Jun 4th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Snow White And The Huntsman (84 comments)

It’s out in the UK already, surprisingly. It’s not as bad as you’re hearing. BUT. It’s not great.

 +1Posted on Jun 1st, 2012 | re: Two Men Shot In Fight Over Kool Aid (22 comments)

Initially, I totally missed that this is a joke and was confused at the upvotes.

 +4Posted on Jun 1st, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme - "Best Friends" (25 comments)

Why does KK look so sad all the time? He’s a successful rapper named after a delicious doughnut. He’s living the dream.

 +4Posted on May 31st, 2012 | re: How To Dance In The Club Plus Other Ways to Dance In The Club (15 comments)

Thought this guy’s bed was a hospital bed at first glance, which made my first thought: “He’s recovering from something quite well.”