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 +1Posted on Jun 8th, 2011 | re: That's Your 13-Year-Old: Katy Perry (49 comments)

That totally looks like spam but I swear to Jeebus its not. Kathy Beth Terry genuinely seems like a rip off to me.

 +2Posted on Jun 8th, 2011 | re: That's Your 13-Year-Old: Katy Perry (49 comments)

This seems to be some sort of cheap imitation of singer Rosie Thomas’ hysterical alter ego “Sheila Saputo”. Watch the shiznak out of this, people: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVggNGVGGq0

 +1Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: A Normal Man Makes Normal Videos For Selena Gomez (87 comments)

Lord.

 +2Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: A Normal Man Makes Normal Videos For Selena Gomez (87 comments)

I wonder if he understands that most cameras can capture sound as well as images, or if he attached his mike to an old walkman recorder and spent several hours trying to edit the audio into the video only to discover that you can’t use a cassette in a cd drive.

 +6Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Ricky Gervais Graffiti (94 comments)

This is what Ricky Gervais does to walls that are too self-congratulatory.

 +1Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: PFFFFFFFFBBBBBBBBBT! (21 comments)

Me too. My computer screen needs a windshield wiper.

 +14Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: Important Dating/Financial Advice (67 comments)

I like art too, admill, but his paintings don’t seem that ballin’. Unless he paints like this:

 +17Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: Important Dating/Financial Advice (67 comments)

Yeah.

 +8Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: Important Dating/Financial Advice (67 comments)

So, um, he pays for his pussy with oil paintings of celebrities….

http://www.imagekind.com/GalleryProfile.aspx?gid=83e0fcb1-a6ba-4886-833d-16b3775a4f62

I’ve been making a lot of half-assed comments lately, so I hate to just state the obvious, but GOOD GRAVY WHY GOD WHY WHY WHY

He’s so old that he’s older than the joke format I’m using right now.

 +3Posted on Jan 19th, 2011 | re: Ricky Gervais On Ricky Gervais (30 comments)

As a big Gervais fan, I am forced to agree.

*lowers “Ricky Gervais is God” sign after holding it above head for several years ; stretches arms*

 +2Posted on Jan 19th, 2011 | re: Australia's Worst Rapper, RAED, Gets His Own 8 Mile (63 comments)

RAED, the golden globes are over! Guess you’ll just have to wait until next year.

 0Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 44: Winter Movies (229 comments)

Snowbob Snowpants: The Snowsnow

 +1Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 44: Winter Movies (229 comments)

Eggnog-Drunk Love

 0Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 44: Winter Movies (229 comments)

Ice Pick of Destiny

 0Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 44: Winter Movies (229 comments)

Good King Wenceslas Burger

 +1Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: Rubber Trailer, You Guys (53 comments)

don’t ‘pologize
for what his eyes
do to that space
between your thighs

 +1Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 44: Winter Movies (229 comments)

You have bested me in the Black Swan Winter Title-Off

 +4Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 44: Winter Movies (229 comments)

The Black Swan Flies South for the Winter

(Is is bad to just flat-out put winter in the title? The Green Hornet Winter! Rubber Winter!)

 +12Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 44: Winter Movies (229 comments)

Children of Snowmen

 +8Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow's Advice To Working Moms Costs $3606.50 (54 comments)

This doesn’t make her any less of a butthole, but she technically didn’t tell any busy working moms to buy that 2300 dollar coffee maker. She just kinda mentioned that during her “manic morning”, her coffeemaker flashed an “Error 8″ signal, and someone deduced that she must have whatever brand of coffeemaker she has.

I’d just prefer if we were a little more objective in our Paltrow bashing!

 +9Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: Rubber Trailer, You Guys (53 comments)

Yeah, but she lost a lot of fans when she sold herself out to Old Navy

 0Posted on Jan 14th, 2011 | re: SeaCaptainDate.Com (52 comments)

I read this in the North County Times, so it HAS to be true:

“Gavin MacLeod revealed that even he himself had set up a profile on the dating site, joking that he “can’t let the real captains have all the fun!” ” (http://www.nc-times.com/news/local/article_af52ffc9-4235-5bb3-a145-b8558347c48e.html)

We have to figure out which profile is his!

 +4Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Tom Hanks's Son Chet Wants To Be A Rapper, Obviously (129 comments)

All I could think about while listening to this: “Chet” practice-rapping “white and purple” three times fast for an embarrassing amount of time (aka any amount of time) in his dorm room.