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That totally looks like spam but I swear to Jeebus its not. Kathy Beth Terry genuinely seems like a rip off to me.
This seems to be some sort of cheap imitation of singer Rosie Thomas’ hysterical alter ego “Sheila Saputo”. Watch the shiznak out of this, people: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVggNGVGGq0
I wonder if he understands that most cameras can capture sound as well as images, or if he attached his mike to an old walkman recorder and spent several hours trying to edit the audio into the video only to discover that you can’t use a cassette in a cd drive.
This is what Ricky Gervais does to walls that are too self-congratulatory.
Me too. My computer screen needs a windshield wiper.
I like art too, admill, but his paintings don’t seem that ballin’. Unless he paints like this:
So, um, he pays for his pussy with oil paintings of celebrities….
I’ve been making a lot of half-assed comments lately, so I hate to just state the obvious, but GOOD GRAVY WHY GOD WHY WHY WHY
He’s so old that he’s older than the joke format I’m using right now.
As a big Gervais fan, I am forced to agree.
*lowers “Ricky Gervais is God” sign after holding it above head for several years ; stretches arms*
RAED, the golden globes are over! Guess you’ll just have to wait until next year.
Snowbob Snowpants: The Snowsnow
Ice Pick of Destiny
Good King Wenceslas Burger
for what his eyes
do to that space
between your thighs
You have bested me in the Black Swan Winter Title-Off
The Black Swan Flies South for the Winter
(Is is bad to just flat-out put winter in the title? The Green Hornet Winter! Rubber Winter!)
Children of Snowmen
This doesn’t make her any less of a butthole, but she technically didn’t tell any busy working moms to buy that 2300 dollar coffee maker. She just kinda mentioned that during her “manic morning”, her coffeemaker flashed an “Error 8″ signal, and someone deduced that she must have whatever brand of coffeemaker she has.
I’d just prefer if we were a little more objective in our Paltrow bashing!
Yeah, but she lost a lot of fans when she sold herself out to Old Navy
I read this in the North County Times, so it HAS to be true:
“Gavin MacLeod revealed that even he himself had set up a profile on the dating site, joking that he “can’t let the real captains have all the fun!” ” (http://www.nc-times.com/news/local/article_af52ffc9-4235-5bb3-a145-b8558347c48e.html)
We have to figure out which profile is his!
All I could think about while listening to this: “Chet” practice-rapping “white and purple” three times fast for an embarrassing amount of time (aka any amount of time) in his dorm room.