Just don’t sit this close:

I may have equaled your ‘UGH’ with the pretty-model-girls-on-beach-look-at-how-cool-I-am-and-how-I’m-insinuating-that-I-banged-both-of-them-you-jelly-bro?

“Sorry, it’s women. I never got my heart broken by a man” – sounds like somebody is afraid to try a bit of Hamm.

Also, please leave my city.

Holy. Crap. Did no one voting see Drive? Or Melancholia? Or WARRIOR? OR INCENDIES? OR FASSBENDER IN EVERYTHING?? (sorry for the yelling) I feel so betrayed — unless I consider that the Oscar is just a bad thing to win and all my favorite movies are saved from some sort of Oscar curse. Like, it’s uncool to win that.
My emotions to this via: http://imgur.com/mJ36t

Jonathan “I use ALL the words” Franzen

I used to watch The Walking Dead with growing despair but then your recaps made it all worth it. I’ve stopped watching and just read those. They are the best – but have you seen American Horror Story? I just feel like that would be amazingly rife with hilarity for you to comment upon. I don’t know what that preceding sentence means – I would just really like you to put yourself through the torture of watching that show. It’s not that I’m mad at you – I just need you to make me laugh about that show to make the world seem like a better place.
(also WMOAT needs to come back)

Forest is doing a helluva Denzel/DeNiro impression in that movie.

Things I get about this: Song choice, shirtless-ness, a recorder and green screen. Bu what I need? What I need from this is a for him to BLINK.

The Perfect Fart

Totally worth it.

Thanks for everything. It was a nice time. Chicken. Fucked. Humiliation -earned. Scars – forever.

!@**$*#~ First and last everybody!