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 0Posted on Mar 28th, 2013 | re: Hey, Want To Write Some NBC Jokes For Jay Leno? (38 comments)

“So Monica Lewinsky is back in the news I think. She’s been known for GOING DOWN just like, say, the RATINGS OF THE NBC NETWORK. I’ve been here my whole life, folks.”

 +15Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 | re: Ha Ha, The River! (41 comments)

I was struck by how the Paranormal Activity guys are clearly still in love with

- Having a creep watch people sleep/sit up too straight and too fast/wander slowly through a hall
- Having people accidentally drop cameras in the perfect place to catch a spooky surprise
- Having characters constantly ask to not be filmed. “Please don’t film me, there’s a ghost in my teeth.”
- Having an infinite amount of film

This show would’ve been so much easier to make if they’d just shot it without all the characters being 200% aware of the cameras at every waking moment. Half the shots are just hands knocking lenses away. Very good filmmaking from the guys that brought you TMZ.

By TMZ I mean Too Much ‘Zon.

 +10Posted on Oct 13th, 2011 | re: The Logical (And Existential) Fallacy Of "Rock, Paper, Scissors" (44 comments)

Pretty insightful for a video made while waiting on his mom to come out of the grocery store.

 +19Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Carrot Top Performs Prop Comedy For Vice President Dick Cheney (21 comments)

Say what you will about prop comedy,

 +3Posted on Aug 19th, 2011 | re: Awful Screaming Parady Of Rock Singers (20 comments)

Guess there’s nothing better to do in that doctor’s office.

 +26Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: Q: How Chill Is This Owl? (37 comments)

How alive is this owl?

 +9Posted on Aug 5th, 2011 | re: Brett Ratner To Produce This Year's Academy Awards (24 comments)

Is it possible this guy does NOT refer to women as “pieces of ass?”

 +46Posted on Aug 1st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Greenberg (129 comments)

You are commenting in character as Greenberg right now.

 +32Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 | re: Quote Of The Day (32 comments)

“I can eat any man under a table” – TWGPS

 +24Posted on Jul 7th, 2011 | re: Michelle Bachmann Prays To God To End Health Care Reform, OBVIOUSLY (82 comments)

Hey, guy on the right! Do not sip your coffee during this! This is not PRAYERBUCKS!

 +9Posted on May 4th, 2011 | re: USA #1! (42 comments)

There’s a lady on my ride home almost every day who plays “La Cucaracha” and only “La Cucaracha” on an incredibly tiny combination keyboard and recorder.

 +24Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: The Wednesday Dance (40 comments)

They’re bringin’ hatchback.

 +34Posted on Apr 18th, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: DVDs Are Not That Fun (78 comments)

Glad to see DVDs can give me the love and companionship of other white people. I need that even more than this download of Love and Other Drugs.

 +13Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Adult Bib: The Slobstopper (56 comments)

Tired of your stupid children? Then put on a bib and pour a cauldron of oil all over yourself!

 +5Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: The Sixth Month Break Is Over! (66 comments)

I mean this as a legitimate question. What would happen to this kid if everyone commented on his video with things like “Keep practicing and you’ll be great one day.” I was thinking about it, and I really don’t know if it would be a good or bad thing. Would it be good to skew positive while encouraging someone to be terrible at something, and thus create more bad raps being uploaded by white teenagers? Or is that potential outcome worse than staying positive? Help, Monsters!

The twist is Jaden and Will die in the first 2 minutes and M. Night plays the rest of the parts, all of which are Gods of Writing and Filmmaking that love to watch Lady in the Water over and over again.

 +2Posted on Apr 1st, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: NO APRIL FOOL'S PRANKS! (76 comments)

And another thing! I also REALLY hate the fact that, since it’s April Fools Day, I am somehow “gullible” or “dumb” if I fall for something. The fact that something has April 1st stamped on it does not automatically mean it is a prank, and I live in the adult world where I typically just go about my day, not questioning everything around me too much. You’re fired, April Fools Day.

 +17Posted on Apr 1st, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: NO APRIL FOOL'S PRANKS! (76 comments)

In the past I’ve found Improv Everywhere to be kind of harmless and uninteresting, but the one this week is atrocious. They’re actively trying to convince someone that one of their “agents” (AGENTS) *agents* was beaten up and wants to press charges against 3 more of their, turns out, ^agents^. Who is having fun in this situation?

“I love watching videos that make me very upset!” – Beelzebub, I guess?

What outcome does this hope for? Everyone learns that one of their #agents wasn’t assaulted and then says, aloud, “I’ve been had! This entire time I was worried for someone’s safety, but in reality we are all safe all the time because everything is just prankz! Just try and stop me, oncoming bus!”

That’s what they want, right? All of us dead? It’s the only thing that makes any sense.

 +16Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: Kourtney Kardashian "Acts" For 44 Seconds Without Messing Up! (48 comments)

PUNCH.

“Welcome to Gym.” – Will Smith

 +2Posted on Mar 28th, 2011 | re: Limited Edition Scarface DVD To Cost Entirely Reasonable $1000 (36 comments)

Explain what’s nerdy about using math to make an oblique reference to video resolution, ya jock.

 +5Posted on Mar 28th, 2011 | re: Limited Edition Scarface DVD To Cost Entirely Reasonable $1000 (36 comments)

Hey, this is BLU-RAY, baby! Means it only costs $0.93 per p.

 +5Posted on Mar 25th, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: Don't Write A Screenplay In April! (50 comments)

I say whatever incentive gets people thinking and acting creatively, good for that incentive.

 +5Posted on Mar 9th, 2011 | re: Herbie & Jabby (30 comments)

From where I’m sittin’, it’s hard to tell which one’s the HERBIE and which one’s the JABBY, know what I’m sayin’?

 +35Posted on Mar 7th, 2011 | re: Teen Korner: Willow Smith's "21st Century Girl" Music Video (80 comments)

How can she just ignore that it’s still the Willennium?

 0Posted on Feb 27th, 2011 | re: The Videogum 2011 Academy Awards Pool (177 comments)

Best Picture – The Social Network
Best Actor – Colin Firth
Best Actress – Natalie Portman
Best Supporting Actor – Christian Bale
Best Supporting Actress – Jacki Weaver
Best Director – David Fincher
Best Original Screenplay – Inception
Best Adapted Screenplay – The Social Network
Best Foreign Film – Biutiful
Best Animated Film – Toy Story 3
Art Direction – Inception
Cinematography – Social Network
Costume Design – Alice in Wonderland
Documentary Feature – Exit Through the Gift Shop
Film Editing – Black Swan
Sound Editing – Inception
Sound Mixing – Social Network
Visual Effects – Inception