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 +5Posted on Jun 1st, 2010 | re: A Benefit For Stephen Baldwin (13 comments)

I would go by Steve, but there was probably nothing wrong with that name until he was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started not winning Oscars.

But why should he should change? The Stephen Baldwin who doesn’t care about parrots is the one who sucks.

 +8Posted on Apr 2nd, 2010 | re: Renee Zellweger Is Going For Her EGOT! (46 comments)

I taped the video ‘Til I Hear It From You (on my VCR because old)’ off MTV (when they still played music…because old) and played it on a loop for about a month.

So, no, I am obviously lamest.

 +13Posted on Mar 29th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Medical Shows On TV Are Not Real (129 comments)

Someone downvoted you (flukeman hate?) but I got you back up, as I concur with your statement.

 +46Posted on Mar 19th, 2010 | re: The Porno Switcheroo Archives: North Carolina Cable Television (77 comments)

I myself am an awesome older sister and North Cakilakee resident. Since I am currently jobless, I was busy *helping out my parents with my nine year old brother as they were **getting ready to go to work.

I selflessly allowed him to watch Kids on Demand because I am an awesome older sister.

The morning ended with me asking politely if my brother might consider not mentioning what he just saw to anyone, ever. He complied and I felt like a ***really awesome older sister.

*throwing away my future
**paying for my thrown away future
***a pedophile

 0Posted on Mar 18th, 2010 | re: Eat Pray Love Asshole (79 comments)

But it’s ‘Oh My God, Whatever, Etc.’ Which is what I have always* called Eat, Pray, Love, so it’s all good.

*the last five minutes, total amount of time I have known of this thing’s existence.

 +12Posted on Mar 17th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (44 comments)

I’m the only one who immediately thought, “Why would Topher run down David Silver, he was the only likeable one on Beverly Hills 90210″?

I thought as much.

 +8Posted on Mar 17th, 2010 | re: Did Ashton Kutcher's New Movie Steal From Agent Cody Banks? (68 comments)

In that he longed to enjoy the beauty of the alien world Pandora and tears and shivers and suicide.

It’s not funny if you explain it, Bumblelion (was it ever?).

 0Posted on Mar 17th, 2010 | re: Did Ashton Kutcher's New Movie Steal From Agent Cody Banks? (68 comments)

Did Frankie Muniz watch Avatar?

 +30Posted on Mar 3rd, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (59 comments)

I just assumed your significant other was very hardcore about punctuation.

 +4Posted on Mar 3rd, 2010 | re: Nicolas Cage Looks Great! (Nicolas Cage Does Not Look Great.) (85 comments)

Russell Crowe just cannot let go of his Robin Hood role

 +7Posted on Mar 3rd, 2010 | re: Whoever Made This Should Apologize (43 comments)

Is it just me, or does Jim/Body/Pam/Face look like Todd Packer?
Who has two thumbs and will never will never get this image out of their head?
This girl.

I’ll deal with it if it means getting to see Will Forte and Zach Galifianakis stare blankly into a camera. Some things you just have to bear.

 +6Posted on Sep 16th, 2009 | re: thirtysomething: Housewarming (19 comments)

Is it horribly sad how excited I am to see a Popple? Yes. Yes it is.

I don’t think I can stomach all thirty in an hour without vomiting.