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 +3Posted on Mar 15th, 2011 | re: He's Zack! He's Wack! Get Used to It! (75 comments)

Could we get a .gif of that stairmaster dance at 1:33 on an infinite loop?

 +6Posted on Jan 20th, 2011 | re: Typical YouTube Video Is Met With Typical YouTube Comment (86 comments)

And I don’t mean your comment specifically. I get there are many people who are very conscious of what they eat and being active and generally healthy, and for them someone like this is beyond their experience. But I *guarantee* that this is a product of your ignorance (no pejorative) as, if you can’t understand something like this, it’s because you’re not from a place where “fat” people are the norm. Hell, I personally do not understand the modern obsession with the “healthy” lifestyle (I enjoy Bill Hick’s take on jogging), but I accept it as a social norm that I’m just not a part of. I still happen to be healthy and active, more out of necessity than an obsession with conforming to an image or lifestyle.

 +13Posted on Jan 20th, 2011 | re: Typical YouTube Video Is Met With Typical YouTube Comment (86 comments)

I just have to say: I firmly believe that “fat” people are one of the groups that face the most discrimination in our society. People use the health argument to justify passing judgment and acting like assholes. It pisses me off to no end.

 +3Posted on Jan 11th, 2011 | re: If You Think About It, We're ALL Just Turkeys Chasing Laser Pointers (61 comments)

Uh, that just reminded me of the museum of dad trolling. http://www.xkcd.com/826/

 +5Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

Clerk (cause, I mean, one guy in a convenience store, no ambition I say…)

 +2Posted on Dec 22nd, 2010 | re: Books Aren't Toys, Books Are Poop (159 comments)

Maybe it’s because I’ve spent much of my life working with young children (my folks have been in the childcare business for 25 years) but I never understand outrage over stuff like this. I assume it’s just unfamiliarity with toddler behavior, combined with the subtle “I hate kids” attitude that (single, young) people tend to have. This kid is just acting for the camera, as kids are wont to do. Kids like to say funny things to get reactions from people, just like adults do. This is a miniscule drop in the bucket compared to the millions of other lessons and interactions he’ll endure over the next 15+ years of social development.

(Sorry. Judgmental backseat parenting is a pet peeve of mine. I’ll show myself out.)

 +2Posted on Dec 20th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: TRON: Legacy (92 comments)

Oh yeah, Isomorphic Algorithms. My belief was gracefully suspended right up until I heard “Isomorphic Algorithms”, whereupon it came crashing down and shattered into a million glowing orange cubes. The concept is fine, but since “Isomorphic Algorithms” is a combination of two words that actually mean things but don’t make any sense in this movie. I couldn’t let it go after that.

It’s like, if you don’t understand french, then you don’t care if someone speaks shitty french in a film. But if you do speak french, and someone speaks terrible french in a film, it really fucks with your interpretation of the film, even if you try to ignore it.

That said, loves this film. It was so badly written but so pretty to watch.

 +7Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: Knife Cave! (86 comments)

That’s almost exactly how I came to own a Limp Bizkit CD during the summer of 1999.

 +12Posted on Nov 16th, 2010 | re: Kids Are 8-Year Old Yo-Yo Prodigies The Darndest Things (59 comments)

Sure, everyone says they hate kids, but have you seen some of the *adults* we have out there?

 0Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies (457 comments)

I borrowed your idea below. Sorry.

 0Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies (457 comments)

Scott Pilgrim Vs. Winnipeg

 +2Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies (457 comments)

UPvote

 +1Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies (457 comments)

Ghostmovers?

 -5Posted on Oct 22nd, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (145 comments)

I don’t think it was the point of the joke but my takeaway was “A good gimmick can make any movie, no matter how shitty, into a phenomenon. See, for example, the films of Charlie Kaufman.”

 +14Posted on Oct 22nd, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (145 comments)

As an aside, I enjoyed Danny Pudi’s performance. Seeing him as Abed the Jesus filmmaker was refreshing change from Abed as Abed. There’s a lot of potential for the show in Pudi/Abed and I hope they give him more opportunities to “in-while-out of character” episodes.

 +9Posted on Oct 22nd, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (145 comments)

I’m *definitely* team community this week. I was slightly disappointed at first, but I realized that’s just because it came after three intensely hilarious non-stop-laughs episodes. There would be s step down in intensity, and I’m glad they did something conceptually interesting, if just not as intensely hilarious.

Then again, maybe I just laughed because “Charlie Kaufman”.

 0Posted on Oct 21st, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Juan Williams (146 comments)

Yeah, what you said.

 +1Posted on Oct 21st, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Juan Williams (146 comments)

I meant that as an illustrative example. I’m not a psychologist so I can’t comment on the nature of phobias and anxieties or how they arise, but I don’t think it’s fair to judge someone on something that’s essentially beyond their control. I won’t start criticizing until they start actually acting on their fears and making the world a worse place for the rest of us (e.g. Juan Williams).

 +12Posted on Oct 21st, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Juan Williams (146 comments)

“You ever notice how black people drive like *this*, and white people drive exactly the same way?”

 +17Posted on Oct 21st, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Juan Williams (146 comments)

I’m sure there are lots of people who have conditioned bigotry as a result of their upbringing who are actively trying to overcome it, or at least trying hard to conceal it so they can be functional members of an increasingly multicultural society. Had he gone of FOX news and discussed it openly, about how he’s trying to be a better person, and possibly creating a teachable moment for the viewers, that would be fine, whatever. But rather than that, what he did was go on national teevee news network and try to justify it, and tacitly, allow viewers to justify their own prejudices at the same time since “oh, that black guy’s afraid of muslims, so I guess it’s okay that I am too”. That is why he is a dick.

Aside: I know it’s already been said, but I’m so proud that we’ve reached a point where a black man can go on FOX news and spout ignorant racist bullshit alongside the whitest people on TV. We finally made it, Mom!

 +7Posted on Oct 15th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Live 30 Rock Edition (146 comments)

Excuse me, but now I have to go make this into a butt flag.

 +7Posted on Oct 15th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Live 30 Rock Edition (146 comments)

Community was all about the slogans and acronyms:

E Pluribus Anus

City
College
Cosmic
Pioneer

Systematic
Android
Network
Diode
Energy
Rocket
System

And so forth.

I just realized I’m putting an awful lot of critical thought into the social implications of a throwaway joke in a (probably) terrible movie whose name I don’t even remember, when I could have just said “FUCK THIS MOVIE” to myself and moved on.

Fair enough, and yeah, I totally agree with you. (I bet) it’s an awkward position to be in, having to maintain journalistic integrity while still using your credibility to speak to people about the issues you care deeply about.

 +7Posted on Oct 15th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Live 30 Rock Edition (146 comments)

There’s Futurama reruns on Comedy Central 9:30-10:00.