besides the whole “what are you doing?”-”the best i can!”-thing on the GIJoe hovercraft that just happened to be parked near keanu’s hideout… there’s also keanu out-running a nuclear explosion on a dirt bike. recalling those two things im tempted to watch chain reaction again to make sure it’s not actually the best movie ever made.

the craziest part of this video is this video is that america just elected its first black president, yet the country is so racist that when some hack actor with a tattoo on the back of his dome throws a couple random white celebrities in his music video full of random black celebrities people freak the fuck out. wow, random. CRAAAAAAAAAZINESSSSSSSS.

i nominate “honey”