Yea but are they ghost pirates or pirate ghosts? We’re gonna have to get Korn to investigate.

Oh man, Stroszek. Amazing Herzog film, with a chicken. Yes.

Wait, Romney’s concerned with the 90… 95… 99% of Americans who are struggling? Is that a coded message?

“Your honor, I can tell it wasn’t rape, because I know What Women Want.”

“Oh, it’s not a rape case? A guy hit a pedestrian and sped off? Well, that’s what we call Chicken Run. I know all about that.”

“It’s not… oh. Don’t mind me, I’m a Lethal Weapon in the jury box sometimes.”

I’m surprised “Tinker, Tailor,” wasn’t nominated for Best Picture, but “The Help” was. Blergh.

I used to really like Paula Deen. I did. I watch a lot of Food TV because I like to cook, and though I’m one of those foodie “make it from scratch” guys who tries to eat pretty healthy, I watched Paula because she was like an aunt who made us delicious food that maybe our parents wouldn’t have made. This… this makes me sad, and angry. Type 2 diabetes is almost wholly caused by diet, and it’s become a growing problem in the US as we eat larger portions of bad, processed food. Look, if she were anything but a TV Chef who *promotes* eating *huge portions* of super-unhealthy food, it wouldn’t be any of our damn business if she had the disease or signed a contract with a drug company. Yet she’s not only still on TV making that food – she’s hawking the products to deal with the effect of her cooking! What BALLS on this woman! It’s like a tobacco company selling cigarettes and then cornering the market on nicotine patches. Ugh. I am done with you, Paula, and I hope the rest of America joins me.

I know a storyline that is up for grabs these days. It’d be hip for the kidz in Williamsburg, too!

Wait, is this story about Al Bundy? I think it’s about Al Bundy.