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 +8Posted on Feb 18th, 2010 | re: Who Should Star In An American Pie Reboot (42 comments)

Answer: Don’t reboot things. Aren’t they rebooting Spiderman too? That came out like 6 years ago.

 +8Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: The Black Eyed Peas Are On To That Next Level Shit (Literally) (73 comments)

Fergie singing like a muppet and dressed like Sarah Palin: Robot Hooker From Space was the definite highlight of this video.

 +6Posted on Feb 11th, 2010 | re: What Exactly Was The Alec Baldwin Misunderstanding? (39 comments)

I’ve always said, I said “That Alec Baldwin is one stand up guy”. And boy howdy, was I right.

 +8Posted on Feb 11th, 2010 | re: Stretching Is Key (22 comments)

I literally had to look away as the camera slowly panned down her jumpsuited body.

 +5Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: Go See Joe Mande And Hannibal Buress Tonight, Why Not? (12 comments)

Gabe, if anyone dies in the Snowpocalypse tonight tring to get to this show, it’s on you.

 +8Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: A Videogum Poll: Who Is Secretly A Big Jerk? (162 comments)

Definitely Zooey or MCera. Also, Jason Segel is very very nice.

 +5Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: Who Was Watching All That Super Bowl? (48 comments)

They’re talking about last year’s Super Bowl, brah.

 +31Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: LOOK BEHIND YOU! OR DON'T, ACTUALLY, TOO SCARY! (50 comments)

I know what you mean, Gabe. For about five years I couldn’t look in the mirror while brushing my teeth. If I’m going to be killed, I’d rather just die than see a scary monster/murderer behind me first. I also refuse to look in my rear view mirror at night when I’m alone in the car in case there’s a murderer lurking in my back seat. Just kill me, murderer! I don’t want to be pranked first!

 +5Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: More Like SNOREpocalypse! (11 comments)

I was so excited for the snowpocalypse.I had my boots and mittens all ready by the door and NOTHING! Curse you, weathermen for getting my hopes up!

 0Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 16 (264 comments)

Whoops, sorry.