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 0Posted on Nov 8th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Colleen Thomas (114 comments)

i know it’s only Monday, but if she isn’t the topic of this week’s You Can Make It Up i will be so disappointed. or are our digital communication grids going to be out by that time? I started drifting a little bit halfway through the video.

 +14Posted on Aug 25th, 2010 | re: The Social Network's Soundtrack Is Great! (30 comments)

─░smailrolled, all of us.

 +19Posted on May 3rd, 2010 | re: The TWSS Archives: Tennessee Weather Report (29 comments)

really pleased to see a post tagged “Genitals, Weathermen.”

 +22Posted on Apr 21st, 2010 | re: TV Hat Is For Jerks! (77 comments)

or, more specifically, i think it’s called a “magnifying glass.”

 +27Posted on Apr 21st, 2010 | re: TV Hat Is For Jerks! (77 comments)

I don’t think an “adjustable HD lens” is a thing.

 +1Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 6 (411 comments)

ack – a minute too late. my shitty wild west cowboy hat off to you, the dude.

 +4Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 6 (411 comments)

Back to the Entirely Replaced Family

 +6Posted on Aug 12th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: "Dudeism" Is Not A Religion (111 comments)

Hopefully wearing clear Jellies will be what starts getting Dudeists martyred or thrown to lions.
(i’m angry I had to type “dudeist”)

 +10Posted on Aug 12th, 2009 | re: To Be Fair, I Am Not Motherhood's Target Audience (40 comments)

I think we can all agree that the swear-word-cut-off trope is The Worst?.
But more importantly, is this movie a re-imagining of Batman and Robin, if Pamela Isley hadn’t become Poison Ivy, had met a guy, fallen in love, quit her botanist job, and settled down?

 +9Posted on Aug 11th, 2009 | re: Party! Pizza Party! Video Pizza Party! (75 comments)

Hanging Ourselves Party at my house!
because this exists. it’s just the last straw.

 +13Posted on Aug 11th, 2009 | re: The NYC Prep Finale Drinking Game (44 comments)

thank you monsters.

 +3Posted on Aug 11th, 2009 | re: The NYC Prep Finale Drinking Game (44 comments)

So are they saying “bdm” on the show, like “she should have bdm-ed me,” like a text message? I can’t figure out what this means. I’ve been googling “bdm teen slang” for fuck’s sake. This show makes me feel ancient.

 +15Posted on Aug 10th, 2009 | re: The Legendary Jeremy Piven/Chris Kattan Feud Of 2009 (50 comments)

let’s not go crazy, now.

 0Posted on Aug 9th, 2009 | re: NSFW: You Can Ruin Your Friend's Life With Fake Porn, Kind Of (28 comments)

Brad O’Farrell, you are my favorite.

 +3Posted on Aug 7th, 2009 | re: Sincerely, John Hughes (21 comments)

This also stirs up memories of Beverly Cleary’s book Dear Mr. Henshaw for me.

 +3Posted on Aug 6th, 2009 | re: Jay Leno's New Show Is Going To Be Nuts! (It Is Not Going To Be Nuts) (38 comments)

so well-stated. Tenure!
also what is your excellent avatar?

 +10Posted on Aug 5th, 2009 | re: Today Is Officially An Average Amount Of Megan Fox Day (31 comments)

i feel like i need a nap after reading this post.

 +5Posted on Aug 5th, 2009 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: Learn How 2 Be Cool With Malcolm Jamal Warner (46 comments)

But I need to know how to show off with a piece of string!

 +2Posted on Aug 1st, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (141 comments)

going for this week’s Most-Downvoted, huh?

 +1Posted on Jul 30th, 2009 | re: Fantastic Mr. Fox Looks (Wait For It) Fantastic (46 comments)

George Clooney’s voice is a little distracting, but otherwise yay! Reclaim “twee” you guys.

 +19Posted on Jul 29th, 2009 | re: Important News For Videogum Commenters (71 comments)

now that Lindsay is gone, who will post Gabe’s Manstyle videos?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlrfujEp_X4
man style forever ))<>((

 +22Posted on Jul 23rd, 2009 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow's Recipe For Roasted Chicken (95 comments)

In a self-sacrificial act, Gabe has subscribed to the the YouTube channel, I noticed.
Greater love hath no man than this, that a man subscribe to GOOP for his readers.

 +13Posted on Jul 22nd, 2009 | re: NYC Prep: 17 Going On 17 (32 comments)

When Videogum has the NYC Prep recaps, I just immediately scroll through and stop at any paragraph with the letters “PC.” Luckily he makes it easy for me with his two-capital-letter name.

 +5Posted on Jul 21st, 2009 | re: Oh Yes, There Will Be Pranks (31 comments)

has anyone ever tried to read the wikipedia articles for these movies? Impenetrable.

 +7Posted on Jul 21st, 2009 | re: Tyler Perry Can And Does Do Bad All By Himself (24 comments)

Adam Rodriguez in homeless-drag is reminiscent of that Arrested Development character, the method actor practicing being homeless. Scruffy, dirty, yet attractive…shave, aaaand hot with good skin. Except not a joke in this movie.