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 +1Posted on Jul 9th, 2013 | re: Morning Accidental Dance Party (16 comments)

I want them to get married too!

 +2Posted on Dec 7th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (34 comments)

Hey Gabe, when’s the Entourage movie coming out?

 +1Posted on Dec 7th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (14 comments)

Clerks 3: The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

 +7Posted on Jun 4th, 2012 | re: Donald Trump Rests His Totally Racist Case (52 comments)

“I’m not racist, just crazy.” – Donald Trump

“Whew!” – the world

 +18Posted on Apr 3rd, 2012 | re: Kirk Cameron Compares America To Nazi Germany, Obviously (45 comments)

 0Posted on Feb 22nd, 2012 | re: Four More Years Of Obama Singing Al Green's "Let's Stay Together" (78 comments)

To be fair, that brush wasn’t going to clear itself.

 +3Posted on Jan 31st, 2012 | re: As It Turns Out, Mitt Romney Can ALSO Sing (34 comments)

You know, in the dark, he kind of looks like Bruce Campbell… if Bruce Campbell was a robot! Oh me.

 +6Posted on Jan 9th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (23 comments)

 +27Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: Who Should Produce The Academy Awards?! (99 comments)

Vince McMahon: The ceremony takes place at a small arena in Bakersfield. Nominated people walk in to rap-metal versions of their movie theme songs. For the Irving Thalberg Award match, Spielberg will give a ten minute rant about how George Lucas was like a brother to him before he betrayed him. They will then stand less than a foot apart and have a stare down until Harrison Ford runs into the ring and hits Lucas in the back of the head with a folding chair. Ford and Spielberg will then fake kick Lucas in the ribs until Martin Scorsese sneaks into the ring, taps them on the shoulders, and punches them both in the face in slow motion while a Rolling Stones song plays. After chasing Spielberg and Lucas out of the ring, Scorsese will present Lucas with the award in the form of a giant gold belt.

After announcing the best picture, Dame Judi Dench will dive 10 feet into a table wrapped with barbed wire.

 +7Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: Wait, Who Is Our Generation's Cast Of Heat?! (48 comments)

* A theif is a dyslexic thief.

 +8Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: Wait, Who Is Our Generation's Cast Of Heat?! (48 comments)

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. BOOM! Obviously Aniston plays the cop and Jolie plays the theif.

 0Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 | re: Angry Little Boy Needs To Rest Case About Flip Flops And Boat Shoes (54 comments)

Was that directed by J.J. Abrams?

This comment won the competition… for my heart.

 +1Posted on Jun 7th, 2011 | re: Glenn Beck Is Just A Vlogger Now (26 comments)

Oh, I get it. If you sign up for his $10 monthly subscription, you’ll get to see his Rally to Get Subscriptions in Israel this August.

 +1Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: The Shadow Line Is Basically Britain's The Wire So Get On It (56 comments)

Hey, it’s the guy from Red Riding.

 +5Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: Design The Skyline Is YOUR Generation's Brokencyde (49 comments)

Party on Ethan, Matt, John, Keebler, Julian, Eric, Dani, Billy, Scott, Todd, Slippy, Hamilton, David, Gregory, Nibbles, Vernon, Terri, Michael, Brian, Ryan, Joshua and Timmy!

Be excellent to each other.

 +24Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To Good Morning America Concerning The Chris Brown Situation (180 comments)

Gabe, I’ve upvoted Monsters, I know Monsters, Monsters are friends of mine. Gabe, Chris Brown is no Monster.

 +6Posted on Feb 28th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Academy Awards (127 comments)

Oh well, I guess I’ll have to put “The Ivory Merchant”, a tale of forbidden love between two horse-drawn lorry drivers, on hold until next year.

 +9Posted on Feb 16th, 2011 | re: Glenn Beck for Ask Jeeves, Everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (47 comments)

They’re Linkedindoctrinating the youth!

 +2Posted on Feb 8th, 2011 | re: THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS BEGUN! HIDE YOUR SCONES! (41 comments)


They should have just waited for Tina Brown to bring her tow truck.

 +5Posted on Jan 19th, 2011 | re: Australia's Worst Rapper, RAED, Gets His Own 8 Mile (63 comments)

You gotta love this script!

MATE #1: So what do you see when you look in those stars?

RAED: (gibberish)

MATE #2: Yeah? Well I see a big house and a Mercedes in the drov-way.

RAED: (excited gibberish)!

 +6Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: Rubber Trailer, You Guys (53 comments)

Rubber II: This time, he’s not skidding around.

Rubber III: Re-tired.

 +2Posted on Jan 10th, 2011 | re: Ginger Kid Makes A Dance Video OR: Copper Strong (44 comments)

I was eating lunch while reading this and now food is on my screen. Thanks!

“Hey Gabe, eat my jorts.” -Randon Beasley