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 0Posted on Apr 1st, 2013 | re: Tell Us Something We Don't Know (80 comments)

Yes and more yes, a thousand times. Season 1 is now on Netflix what what

 +3Posted on Feb 27th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (96 comments)

Tame Impala is the best and their live show was the greatest I’ve ever witnessed.

Jenkem in the Middle.

 +3Posted on Jan 10th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (144 comments)

father time, can you share your dumb band’s name? If we are also in the bay area, can we not hear it play somewhere?

 +7Posted on Dec 10th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game: @SeinfeldToday (56 comments)

There’s a whole tumblr devoted to this pastime too.

 +2Posted on Nov 29th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (175 comments)

Dan Simmons is a national treasure.

 +14Posted on Nov 14th, 2012 | re: What's Your Celebrity Alias? (31 comments)

I have a list that I rotate through. You can’t be too careful.

Slab Bulkhead, Fridge Largemeat, Punt Speedchunk, Butch Deadlift, Bold Bigflank, Splint Chesthair, Flint Ironstag, Bolt Vanderhuge, Thick McRunfast, Blast Hardcheese, Buff Drinklots, Crunch Slamchest, Fist Rockbone, Stump Beefknob, Smash Lampjaw, Punch Rockgroin, Buck Plankchest, Stump Junkman, Dirk Hardpec, Rip Steakface, Slate Slabrock, Crud Bonemeal, Brick Hardmeat, Rip Slagcheek, Punch Sideiron, Gristle McThornbody, Slate Fistcrunch, Buff Hardback, Bob Johnson, Blast Thickneck, Crunch Buttsteak, Slab Squatthrust, Lump Beefbroth, Touch Rustrod, Beef Blastbody, Big McLargehuge, Smoke Manmuscle, Beat Punchmeat, Hack Blowfist, and Roll Fizzlebeef.

 +1Posted on Nov 12th, 2012 | re: HAUNTED TOASTER! (45 comments)

That ain’t a haunted toaster.

THIS is a haunted toaster.

As was I, but then I felt a sort of kinship when it appeared that he had already shit his pants.

 +1Posted on Jun 27th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (8 comments)

Nothing to do with the Asylum, but it seems like it should be…

The other person was filming, but due to cowardice brought a parachute and USED IT.

 +1Posted on Mar 8th, 2012 | re: What's Wrong, Dolphins? (34 comments)

Collective shame.

 +4Posted on Feb 3rd, 2012 | re: Blake Lively Has NEVER Been On A Date (31 comments)

I went on my first date at age 33 after several relationships including a marriage. True (FASCINATING) story!

A horde of CGI flies commanded by the ghost of Hector Salamanca:

 0Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: Oprah Teaches Rosie O'Donnell How To Do A Tequila Shot (18 comments)

Really don’t think it lasts 12 hours.

 0Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: Oprah Teaches Rosie O'Donnell How To Do A Tequila Shot (18 comments)

They were concerned that, upon being shot with darts, the animals would freak out and run away. And since it was already the evening, they might not be able to be found until they’d already passed out, slept it off, and woke up again.

So, sure, but not really practical in this case.

“whoops my fart”

 +9Posted on Sep 16th, 2011 | re: This Week In GIFs (17 comments)

Forgot Brad’s best prank ever.

 0Posted on Mar 31st, 2011 | re: Congressman Sean Duffy Is Practically Homeless (66 comments)

He’s one of those fiscal conservatives who make a point of staying on a cot in his office when he’s in DC. So, no.

(also bits are champed at)

Would a third help

 +7Posted on Feb 16th, 2011 | re: Meet Today's Guest Blogger: Gabe "Soft Gabe" Liedman (52 comments)


 +3Posted on Feb 4th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (158 comments)

Yeah. d20s were used in AD&D. 3rd Edition was just integrated with the ‘d20 System.’ GET IT RIGHT.

 +33Posted on Nov 18th, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: Gretchen Carlson Goes To Heaven (71 comments)

Too soon, Bing search results.