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 0Posted on Jan 11th, 2012 | re: Tina Fey Won't Bond With The Roots: UPDATE! (17 comments)

Pffftt. The Kevin Eubanks-Chris Kattan Panini-off was WAY better.

 +3Posted on Jan 11th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ricky Gervais Is An Asshole (97 comments)

You know, there are a lot of countries down a dictator right now. Maybe we should be worried.

 +8Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: Liam Neeson Peed His Pants (50 comments)

Mr.Neeson is taking on projects of a different Hugh.

 +4Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: Your Boyfriend Resigns As Oscars Producer! (29 comments)

I know right? Don’t you wish there was a way to demarcate internet space into “parent land” and “people my age” land?

 +6Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: Your Boyfriend Resigns As Oscars Producer! (29 comments)

Yes please! Giant Oscar statues killing celebrities! Car chases down the aisle? An inexplicable Blue Man Group performance?

Let’s do this!

 +11Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: Your Boyfriend Resigns As Oscars Producer! (29 comments)

SOMEONE’S about to announce a very special duet with Elton John that makes him not homophobic by some bizarre entertainment logic!!!

 +12Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Charlie Day And Maroon 5 (47 comments)

Can we talk about how talented the other musicians in Maroon 5 are? It always makes me sad when you see an act that is 100% shots of the highly marketed singer whilst the dudes with master’s degrees in Music Performance play perfect rhythms and articulations for 4 minutes.

 +14Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Charlie Day And Maroon 5 (47 comments)

The “sex with animals” jokes were actually really funny. Because that has always bothered me about Greek Mythology. Andy Samberg as dolphin-Poseidon was THE BEST

How is Ark Music Factory not a Conservative Christian Rock Disco Production Company?

“You Better WERK It…As a man does with a woman, and in no other way”

 +3Posted on Nov 1st, 2011 | re: Let Me Help: Herman Cain's Non-Sexual Gesture (29 comments)

But also, eww, Herman Cain, Don’t Go To Bed, because Bed is where sexy things happen, and you’re gross.

 +1Posted on Nov 1st, 2011 | re: Let Me Help: Herman Cain's Non-Sexual Gesture (29 comments)

I was totally coming in here to Winwood the heigt-height thing, but you fixed it!

You fast, Kelly!

 +7Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: Herman Cain Does NOT Think Smoking Is Cool (13 comments)

Thank God Herman Cain will never know how much they smoke in Uzbekistan, where it is, who its leader is, or how vitally important it is to U.S. defense interests in the region.

 +7Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: Woman Responds To Marriage Proposal Like A True Lady (34 comments)

I told you whipper-snappers not to get rid of that fainting couch! Now look what happened!

Lordy, I need to sit down, this corset has crushed several more of my vertebrae.

 +7Posted on Sep 27th, 2011 | re: These Are Your Simpsons Costumes (36 comments)

My eyes hurt & my internet hurts. I have two owies.

 +10Posted on Sep 27th, 2011 | re: Whoever Patti Stanger Is, She Needs To Rest Her Case (66 comments)

OH HELL NO!

YOU ABOUT TO GET FRANKED!

 +1Posted on Sep 27th, 2011 | re: Whoever Patti Stanger Is, She Needs To Rest Her Case (66 comments)

Hmmm…third generation anti-Semitic homophobic matchmaker, where was her Pop Pop from? (Insert obligatory tasteless photo shopped WWII joke here)

 +1Posted on Sep 12th, 2011 | re: Weekend Panda Needs To Get Back To Work (9 comments)

Well, that settles it. This week will be great!

 +9Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: Jon Counts To 100,000 (31 comments)

…Just kill me ah ah ah ah! I’m a Monster ah ah ah ah!…

 +2Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: Jon Counts To 100,000 (31 comments)

YOU ARE MY CLONE. SCANTRON has a profit-sharing agreement with the Tolkein estate, right?

 0Posted on Aug 10th, 2011 | re: Don't Live In An Apartment Like This (85 comments)

Suddenly I am very happy I live in Harlem.

 +2Posted on Aug 10th, 2011 | re: Don't Live In An Apartment Like This (85 comments)

Problems with Mac= Too many of them in the Village.

I almost made off with someone else’s Macbook charger from the Think on Mercer yesterday.

If not for my long-term relationship, it could have been the start of “When Harry Met Sally 2k naut deux 3D: Steve Job Boogaloo”

 +1Posted on Aug 1st, 2011 | re: Teddybear Robot Might Murder You But Is Still Cute (16 comments)

Shut the fuck up Robo-Bear!

 +6Posted on Jul 26th, 2011 | re: Finally, A Horrifying Talking Genitals Commercial For MEN (7 comments)

Suddenly, the upvote/downvote icons just don’t look quite as fresh & clean to me.

I hope Mr.Ghetto has something to say about this.

For sure! I promise she has perfect pitch, judging my how on her pitch contour is over time. Also, her formal organization of the piece! Yikes! I’ve seen some first-year undergrad students not do it that well!

 +3Posted on Jul 20th, 2011 | re: James Franco Sold What Now For $10,000? (51 comments)

I agree that it isn’t a guaranteed good thing, but my graduate work in music totally launched my career in a way that would have taken me much longer (if ever) on my own, so I can’t drink the haterade on this one.