Mr.Neeson is taking on projects of a different Hugh.

I know right? Don’t you wish there was a way to demarcate internet space into “parent land” and “people my age” land?

Yes please! Giant Oscar statues killing celebrities! Car chases down the aisle? An inexplicable Blue Man Group performance?

Let’s do this!

SOMEONE’S about to announce a very special duet with Elton John that makes him not homophobic by some bizarre entertainment logic!!!

Can we talk about how talented the other musicians in Maroon 5 are? It always makes me sad when you see an act that is 100% shots of the highly marketed singer whilst the dudes with master’s degrees in Music Performance play perfect rhythms and articulations for 4 minutes.

The “sex with animals” jokes were actually really funny. Because that has always bothered me about Greek Mythology. Andy Samberg as dolphin-Poseidon was THE BEST

How is Ark Music Factory not a Conservative Christian Rock Disco Production Company?

“You Better WERK It…As a man does with a woman, and in no other way”