Pffftt. The Kevin Eubanks-Chris Kattan Panini-off was WAY better.
You know, there are a lot of countries down a dictator right now. Maybe we should be worried.
Mr.Neeson is taking on projects of a different Hugh.
I know right? Don’t you wish there was a way to demarcate internet space into “parent land” and “people my age” land?
Yes please! Giant Oscar statues killing celebrities! Car chases down the aisle? An inexplicable Blue Man Group performance?
Let’s do this!
SOMEONE’S about to announce a very special duet with Elton John that makes him not homophobic by some bizarre entertainment logic!!!
Can we talk about how talented the other musicians in Maroon 5 are? It always makes me sad when you see an act that is 100% shots of the highly marketed singer whilst the dudes with master’s degrees in Music Performance play perfect rhythms and articulations for 4 minutes.
The “sex with animals” jokes were actually really funny. Because that has always bothered me about Greek Mythology. Andy Samberg as dolphin-Poseidon was THE BEST
How is Ark Music Factory not a Conservative Christian Rock Disco Production Company?
“You Better WERK It…As a man does with a woman, and in no other way”
But also, eww, Herman Cain, Don’t Go To Bed, because Bed is where sexy things happen, and you’re gross.
I was totally coming in here to Winwood the heigt-height thing, but you fixed it!
You fast, Kelly!
Thank God Herman Cain will never know how much they smoke in Uzbekistan, where it is, who its leader is, or how vitally important it is to U.S. defense interests in the region.
I told you whipper-snappers not to get rid of that fainting couch! Now look what happened!
Lordy, I need to sit down, this corset has crushed several more of my vertebrae.
My eyes hurt & my internet hurts. I have two owies.
YOU ABOUT TO GET FRANKED!
Hmmm…third generation anti-Semitic homophobic matchmaker, where was her Pop Pop from? (Insert obligatory tasteless photo shopped WWII joke here)
Well, that settles it. This week will be great!
…Just kill me ah ah ah ah! I’m a Monster ah ah ah ah!…
YOU ARE MY CLONE. SCANTRON has a profit-sharing agreement with the Tolkein estate, right?
Suddenly I am very happy I live in Harlem.
Problems with Mac= Too many of them in the Village.
I almost made off with someone else’s Macbook charger from the Think on Mercer yesterday.
If not for my long-term relationship, it could have been the start of “When Harry Met Sally 2k naut deux 3D: Steve Job Boogaloo”
Shut the fuck up Robo-Bear!
Suddenly, the upvote/downvote icons just don’t look quite as fresh & clean to me.
I hope Mr.Ghetto has something to say about this.
For sure! I promise she has perfect pitch, judging my how on her pitch contour is over time. Also, her formal organization of the piece! Yikes! I’ve seen some first-year undergrad students not do it that well!
I agree that it isn’t a guaranteed good thing, but my graduate work in music totally launched my career in a way that would have taken me much longer (if ever) on my own, so I can’t drink the haterade on this one.