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So finally after over ten years of searching, Bin Laden has been found and killed. It can’t be long now until they finally find Waldo.
(rimshot)
“Orang you glad you straightened your hair?” asked smug journalist.
Bad news, this won’t be his first film.
EXT. DESTROYED EARTH
Will and Jaden have travelled for months, trying to find one solace of hope in the bleakness of the ruined planet. Finally they stumble across a small shack with a light eminating from inside. They enter and they find a large group of survivors sat listening to a man, who tells them wonderful stories. They laugh, they smile, they cry. Will must know who is this hero, this man who provides hope for the people? He pushes his way through the crowd and sees The Storyteller. What is your name Will cries. My name is M Night Shyamalan the Storyteller smiles. Will smiles. Everyone smiles.
Then Jaden is killed by a plant.
Tora, Tora, Otter
Television for Patriots who are not Muslim, Homosexual, Communist, Barack Obama or Welsh
or TFPWANMHCBOOW for short
I should have learned a long time ago never to read youtube comments. It’s like the million chimpanzees mashing away at typewriters existed, but instead of waiting for the complete works of Shakespeare, they just put whatever complete sentences that turned up as youtube comments.
Can someone please tell me the name of the song that is playing? I’ve been looking for a new soundtrack to my nightmares and this fits perfectly!
Thank you in advance.
Thanks! If only there was a GOOP about embedding images, I would have been spared this embarrassment.
Argh! What am I doing wrong?
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One day this will be used as documentary footage to show people what it was like before everyone was treated equal. When they discuss how Martin Luther King among others helped find equality for African Americans, they will then move onto how society came to accept Islamic Americans, gay Americans, transgender Americans, any American. This will make people wince as they look back and say “Is that how my ancestors were? I’m so ashamed.”
I mean, this has to happen right? Society has to progress and evolve and not just stagnate in a pond of religious, homophobic, racist hatred. It has to progress. It happened once before, it has to happen again right?
I can’t wait until they release their album “Songs in a Miner key”
Adult baby Busey will treasure this photo when he is older. An image of the simpler times. Before the awkward glances after the various “Bring Your Dad To School Day” disasters. Before the ten hour long “talk” about the birds and the bees his father had given him on his ninth birthday. Before his father had tried to snort cocaine off his sleeping fiancee’s stomach whilst he slept next to her in the bed. Before the crashed wedding reception with his father-in-law screaming “How did he know? You promised me he wouldn’t be here!”
Before all this. A photo fragment of time. Just a memory.
FACT: The waxwork is 2 kilos heavier than the actual Bruce Willis. The reference for the model was taken before the part of Mr Willis’s brain that was selective about choosing films to appear in shrivelled and died.
Piss Piss, Bang Bang