Dammit this post is basically Gabe Focker shoving his e-cock all up in my i-mouth. You win. This site is like that mindfuck toture maze in the movie Cube, except instead of an unknown controller, it’s run by the Jigsaw from the Saw series (Gabe). Well, I’ve found the exit and I’m stepping out into the light.

R.I.P. Bright Boy/buenosueno

P.S. Wasn’t it the ritard who gets out at the end of Cube? Spooky

I think your opinions about movies are better suited for dyke-ville

I minored in Rick Moranis as their lawyer in the court room scene

GI Joe is in my top 5 movies of the year so far, so fuck off dyke.

Focker is right on this one. As a former body of Audrey II I can tell you that I did indeed eat Seymour at the end of every performance and it was great because I got to kick him in the head everytime he slid down the chute because he was a douche.

yeah, upvote AmPat for this jab, but when i mention jenny slate’s cross-eyes i get crucified. id watch an hour of this show over an hour of biker chicks anyday. sorry, thems is the truths

I second that

It’s his name

Gabe Focker subscribes to the Ben Stiller school of “if I pump up my biceps enough people will forget about how goofy my face looks”.