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 +2Posted on Sep 10th, 2009 | re: The Takers Poster Is The Worst Poster Ever Made (67 comments)

I didn’t think they did all that bad until I looked at Paul Walker’s neck. Yeesh.

 +2Posted on Sep 9th, 2009 | re: Charlie Sheen's 9/11 Fan Fiction (45 comments)

He realizes that Obama wasn’t President when that went down, right?

 0Posted on Sep 9th, 2009 | re: Tyra Banks Wants To Be The Black Gwyneth Paltrow (22 comments)

Congrats, you get all the upvotes.

 +4Posted on Aug 18th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: District 9 (125 comments)

Wow Gabe, I’ve never seen you get this worked up over anything before.

Oh my God, GET IT OUT OF MY EYEZ!

 +3Posted on Aug 4th, 2009 | re: The Gathering Of The Juggalos Survival Guide (66 comments)

They OBVIOUSLY have wrestling.

 +4Posted on Aug 4th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Le Divorce (145 comments)

I totally forgot it was his birthday. Happy b-day Gabe. Though I didn’t think it possible, Passerby is even more The Worst than I originally thought. I hope you have fun, not just at dinner, but at every succeeding meal beyond that. Now if you don’t mind, this sheeple is in some desperate need of a shearing.

 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Le Divorce (145 comments)

Oh my God, addressing a wall would be more productive than addressing you. Just gtfo.

Am I the only one who watches the Saw movies because I find them hilarious?

 +3Posted on Jul 22nd, 2009 | re: NYC Prep: 17 Going On 17 (32 comments)

That part where Camille goes to Jessie to ask for in on this Operation Smile bizness was so infuriating. The whole “your school isn’t that great” thing doesn’t just come up in conversation and she accidentally insults her, she pulls that topic literally out of nowhere for no reason at all, for the sole purpose of insulting her. Dummy, if you wanted in on this soooo bad you should have learned the skill every other American already knows, and that is the art of ass-kissing, or even less than that, the art of not going out of your way to insult someone who you want to do a favor for you.

 +2Posted on Jul 20th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lake House (117 comments)

Please do either of the Ocean’s Eleven sequels. They do not make a shred of goddamn sense.

 +1Posted on Jul 20th, 2009 | re: Hollywood Is Developing A Voltron Movie, Which Will Appeal To Blacks (38 comments)

“The producers behind ‘Get Smart’ and ‘The International’ (and Roven of course also produced ‘The Dark Knight’)…”

What? Why didn’t they just say “The producers behind ‘Get Smart’, ‘The International’, and ‘The Dark Knight’…”? And why don’t they use italics like adults?

 +8Posted on Jul 17th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (63 comments)

The “Lindsay can suck a dick” comment wasn’t the lowest rated one? Come on, you guys, where’s the justice? Or perhaps completely ignoring that troll was the best option. That’s what he wants, right? So good job you guys on not making that the lowest rated comment. Forget I ever said anything.

 +2Posted on Jul 17th, 2009 | re: That's Your VJ: Greg (25 comments)

Does he purposely use Borat’s accent, or can he not help it?

 +4Posted on Jul 17th, 2009 | re: Three Keyboard Cat Moon Shirt (7 comments)

I’m overdosing on memes.

 +6Posted on Jul 16th, 2009 | re: Congratulations, Glenn Beck, On Your "We'll Do It Live!" Moment (59 comments)

I love how he expects people to respect him as a commentator and all, and then turns around and names his book “Arguments Against the Idiots.”

 +4Posted on Jul 14th, 2009 | re: Glenn Beck's Brain Is A Softball (39 comments)

I love how the ad on the last video is for “Ninja Weapons.”

 0Posted on Jul 13th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (69 comments)

If I may pull up a previous comment of yours, aimed at Lindsay:

“i bet you have wicked bitch face. like all the time”

You, sir, are the worst; McG ain’t got shit on you.

 +15Posted on Jul 10th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (69 comments)

Looks like someone’s positioning themselves for next week’s most down-voted comment. Good luck on that, and go suck a dick yourself!

 +18Posted on Jul 10th, 2009 | re: The Cleveland Show: Even Worse Than Previously Thought: An Early Review (95 comments)

Wait, because Gabe has a distinctive brand that uses all of the time like EVERY OTHER HUMORIST EVER he doesn’t have the right to point out Seth MacFarlane’s shortcomings? I hear they’re offering courses in Making Sense at the local community college, you should probably sign up.

I chose to only watch the first 37 seconds of the music video because all I wanted to see was the horse, but oh my God, that half a minute has more mysteries in it than the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey. So she’s having trouble sleeping, which I guess makes sense, and there’s some lullaby playing in the background, which is required for footage of people trying to fall asleep, but then a guitar ‘jams’ the end of the lullaby, and she starts floating, and then a dove comes literally out of nowhere, and all of the sudden she’s on salt flats or whatever, screaming, and she starts moving in reverse or SOMETHING, and two dancers just appear behind her, and then the horse, and by now I’m trying to figure out what was slipped into my coffee.

 +1Posted on Jul 2nd, 2009 | re: This Kid Has A Bright Future In World's Best Freakouts (24 comments)

Wow, this is such an origonal video.

 +5Posted on Jul 1st, 2009 | re: BREAKING NEWS: Gwyneth Paltrow Likes Spain! (42 comments)

I wonder if when she introduces her children to people they laugh at their ridiculous names as much as I did.

 +5Posted on Jul 1st, 2009 | re: Jay Leno Works On His Monologue Jokes As If That Was The Problem (25 comments)

I love how both clips end with the expectation of you sitting in silent, fascinated awe at the genius of those magnificent jokes, and then the text pops up and is like, “get ready you guys, there’s going to be an entire HOUR of this side-splitting comedic brilliance. I say get ready, because there’s no POSSIBLE way you could already be ready for such witty, edgy, clever comments about GM bailouts and Myspace.”

 +12Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Crank (188 comments)

Are you familiar with a little ol’ movie named Transformers?