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 +2Posted on Sep 10th, 2009 | re: The Takers Poster Is The Worst Poster Ever Made (67 comments)

I didn’t think they did all that bad until I looked at Paul Walker’s neck. Yeesh.

 +2Posted on Sep 9th, 2009 | re: Charlie Sheen's 9/11 Fan Fiction (45 comments)

He realizes that Obama wasn’t President when that went down, right?

 0Posted on Sep 9th, 2009 | re: Tyra Banks Wants To Be The Black Gwyneth Paltrow (22 comments)

Congrats, you get all the upvotes.

 +4Posted on Aug 18th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: District 9 (125 comments)

Wow Gabe, I’ve never seen you get this worked up over anything before.

Oh my God, GET IT OUT OF MY EYEZ!

 +3Posted on Aug 4th, 2009 | re: The Gathering Of The Juggalos Survival Guide (66 comments)

They OBVIOUSLY have wrestling.

 +4Posted on Aug 4th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Le Divorce (145 comments)

I totally forgot it was his birthday. Happy b-day Gabe. Though I didn’t think it possible, Passerby is even more The Worst than I originally thought. I hope you have fun, not just at dinner, but at every succeeding meal beyond that. Now if you don’t mind, this sheeple is in some desperate need of a shearing.

 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Le Divorce (145 comments)

Oh my God, addressing a wall would be more productive than addressing you. Just gtfo.

Am I the only one who watches the Saw movies because I find them hilarious?

 +3Posted on Jul 22nd, 2009 | re: NYC Prep: 17 Going On 17 (32 comments)

That part where Camille goes to Jessie to ask for in on this Operation Smile bizness was so infuriating. The whole “your school isn’t that great” thing doesn’t just come up in conversation and she accidentally insults her, she pulls that topic literally out of nowhere for no reason at all, for the sole purpose of insulting her. Dummy, if you wanted in on this soooo bad you should have learned the skill every other American already knows, and that is the art of ass-kissing, or even less than that, the art of not going out of your way to insult someone who you want to do a favor for you.