“Well tonight thank God it’s them, instead of you” – Bono to the “OMG Trampoline” viewers.

Stupid Facebook Connect.

What’s that best party game where we use our basic knowledge of film tropes to make wry statements?

http://videogum.com/194752/best-new-party-game-26-do-you-mean-the-one-where/franchises/best-new-party-game/

I watched the actual moment of embarrassment on Saturday night.

Other things to note:

The utter juicebox came down the ‘Take Me Out’ love-lift to Chris Brown’s ‘Beautiful People’. As an armchair Take Me Out contestant, I mentally switch my lights off at all the male hopeful’s (mostly very terrible) music choices so that song was an obvious red flag.

I was a bit drunk at the time and it felt like everything on tv was great that night.

#lorrybrag

Do LOLk contributions help to cover the cost of keyboards ruined by spat-out tea?

Damn you Facebook Connect.

Oh Sit, Old Men Meeting Their Teenage Girlfriends!