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Mark Grist seems to know a lot about Pokemon, WoW and Bey Blades for a man his age…

So, this wasn’t the extended redband trailer for the remake of “Dead Poet’s Society” (2 Ded 2 Poetz)? I was wondering why Channing Tatum looked so scrawny.

 +4Posted on Feb 1st | re: Who Doesn't Love Sketch Comedy From College Students?! (33 comments)

Great. Another story from the fine state of Connecticut in a week. Someone please come and rescue me. I’m on a rooftop in New Haven, waving my arms at the sky.

 +3Posted on Jan 31st | re: That's Your Coffee: David Lynch Coffee (45 comments)

Is it bad that I don’t get nightmares, but instead feel like I’m not alone in the universe?

 +13Posted on Jan 31st | re: That's Your Coffee: David Lynch Coffee (45 comments)

I used to drink Martin Scorcese coffee. He makes the best fucking coffee. Every time I drink it, I want to grab him by the neck and say “Thank you! Thank you for making the best fucking coffee!”

 +9Posted on Jan 31st | re: That's Your Coffee: David Lynch Coffee (45 comments)

This seems timely as I’ve just been told by a cardiologist that I’m not allowed to drink coffee anymore. Apparently it’s nightmare fuel.

 +2Posted on Jan 26th | re: Keeping Up With The Schruteses (21 comments)

I predict this will be in the TV Obeetuaries after three shows.

 +7Posted on Jan 26th | re: Keeping Up With The Schruteses (21 comments)

If you Can’t Beet ‘Em

 +8Posted on Jan 26th | re: Keeping Up With The Schruteses (21 comments)

Son of a Beet!

 +1Posted on Jan 26th | re: Keeping Up With The Schruteses (21 comments)

They’re calling it “Beet’s Me!”