Deathly Silence With Occasional Laugh Track.
I’m not gonna judge the man or his actions. What might be right for you, may not be right for some. Cause it takes, diff’rent Strokes to move the world. Yes it does. It takes, diff’rent strokes to move the world. Mmmmmmmm.
This is all a scam to promote Cop Out. Phase two of his plan to make it #1 at the box office next week will be telling his supporters to show their solidarity by purchasing two seats to see it at the movie theater.
Does this company not know that Hoodie Footie is the name of a deadly parasitic foot fungus thats contracted mainly in the Yangtze River Valley (which ironically are where these are manufactured)?!
I’m a delusional, bipolar, rage-aholic who’s been convicted of rape and actually paid someone good money to tattoo one-third of my face, but damn…I feel sorry for you kids.
No, I don?t Professor. Why don?t tell you tell all of the nice people?
Even in the sad, pathetic world of ventriloquism, Jeff Dunham is seen as a mouth-breathing, sell-out hack. And if you don’t believe me, just ask my friend Professor T. Smarty Pants. Whad’ya say Professor?!
Of course Glenn Beck wishes we were back in the 80′s. Those were the years he was a miserable alcoholic and out of control coke head. Good times.
If that’s the water boarding stuff the TV been tellin me the gub’nents been doing, then I don’t see what the big deal is.
This is actually much better than the commercial I saw in Cleveland last month for Bone Thugs-n-Harmony Dry Cleaning.
30 minutes after watching this, I received a free sample of puke green Axe Body Wash in my mailbox. Coincidence? I think not.
Megan Want$ A Murderillionaire
If an ear worm is an insanely catchy song that gets stuck in your head, then this is an ear cockroach.
Add some zombie makeup to this thing and we’ve got a winner. Being Zombie Kate Gosselin will definitely get you all the candy+party invites this Halloween.
Who should play Lauren Conrad? Mickey Rourke. In drag. I would seriously see that movie if they did that.
I’m gonna send them a video first of me eating a Hardee’s burger and then of it coming out the other end the next day. Its part of my study on how Hardee’s “food” looks better once its been though your digestive tract.
Lindsay, to quote on old Irish blessing: “May you always be poor in misfortunes, rich in blessings and have unlimited breakfast cereals with pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars and green clovers.”
Foreshadowing for the next sequel. Transformers 3: Truck Nutz
The Aztecs also had another ancient prophecy: “Roland Emmerich’s movies suck baboon balls.”
Benjamin Franklin invented the world’s first throat lozenge and carved a map to the founding father’s secret hemp reserves on the last known specimen, recently placed on display at the US Cough Drop Museum.
There’s a few things wrong with your post. Mainly mentioning the words “genius”, “calculated understanding” and “self-aware” when referring to those two hollowed-out ego corpses. I really think you’re giving them too much credit in terms of “planning” anything in terms of becoming celebrities. They’re just rich douche bags who fell ass over backwards into a equally douchebaggy reality show, momentarily baited the public into hating/caring about them via laughably staged non events and, have now thankfully (if we can all just stop watching) begun their inevitable trip to HasBeenville.
Arnold knows same sex couples have been getting a Raw Deal and should be allowed to get married and adopt Twins if they want to.
The funniest thing about the whole “God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” line of “reasoning”, is that they’re basically saying that since we’re all directly descended from one man and one woman, then we’re all basically the products of incest.
If you act now, Spencer will also throw in a side order of his special “Crazy Douche Bread”.