Brian Farrelly

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 0Posted on Mar 29th, 2010 | re: Let's Name Jamie Foxx's New Sketch Comedy Show! (100 comments)

Deathly Silence With Occasional Laugh Track.

 +20Posted on Feb 18th, 2010 | re: On A Very Special Episode Of The Insider (45 comments)

I’m not gonna judge the man or his actions. What might be right for you, may not be right for some. Cause it takes, diff’rent Strokes to move the world. Yes it does. It takes, diff’rent strokes to move the world. Mmmmmmmm.

 +3Posted on Feb 17th, 2010 | re: Operation Kevin Smith Drop, Phase 2 (45 comments)

This is all a scam to promote Cop Out. Phase two of his plan to make it #1 at the box office next week will be telling his supporters to show their solidarity by purchasing two seats to see it at the movie theater.

 +7Posted on Feb 10th, 2010 | re: Things I Learned From The Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit Commercial (73 comments)

Does this company not know that Hoodie Footie is the name of a deadly parasitic foot fungus thats contracted mainly in the Yangtze River Valley (which ironically are where these are manufactured)?!

I’m a delusional, bipolar, rage-aholic who’s been convicted of rape and actually paid someone good money to tattoo one-third of my face, but damn…I feel sorry for you kids.

 +12Posted on Oct 23rd, 2009 | re: The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World (258 comments)

No, I don?t Professor. Why don?t tell you tell all of the nice people?

 +7Posted on Oct 23rd, 2009 | re: The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World (258 comments)

Even in the sad, pathetic world of ventriloquism, Jeff Dunham is seen as a mouth-breathing, sell-out hack. And if you don’t believe me, just ask my friend Professor T. Smarty Pants. Whad’ya say Professor?!

 +7Posted on Oct 16th, 2009 | re: Glenn Beck Cries Because We Don't Live In A Coke Commercial Anymore (67 comments)

Of course Glenn Beck wishes we were back in the 80′s. Those were the years he was a miserable alcoholic and out of control coke head. Good times.

 -1Posted on Sep 30th, 2009 | re: What Should Jessica Alba's Awkward Meet The Fockers Name Be? (54 comments)

Bahl Buster

 +8Posted on Sep 8th, 2009 | re: Another Day, Another Thirsty Cat Taking A Shower In The Sink (12 comments)

If that’s the water boarding stuff the TV been tellin me the gub’nents been doing, then I don’t see what the big deal is.

 +13Posted on Sep 1st, 2009 | re: Kid, From Kid N' Play, Dresses Like A Big Boy Now (41 comments)

This is actually much better than the commercial I saw in Cleveland last month for Bone Thugs-n-Harmony Dry Cleaning.

 +2Posted on Aug 29th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: This Guy Is Your Boyfriend (77 comments)

30 minutes after watching this, I received a free sample of puke green Axe Body Wash in my mailbox. Coincidence? I think not.

 +1Posted on Aug 20th, 2009 | re: Megan Hauserman Goes On A Date With A Future Suspected Murderer (42 comments)

Megan Want$ A Murderillionaire

If an ear worm is an insanely catchy song that gets stuck in your head, then this is an ear cockroach.

 +10Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: This Halloween's Scariest Costume (35 comments)

Add some zombie makeup to this thing and we’ve got a winner. Being Zombie Kate Gosselin will definitely get you all the candy+party invites this Halloween.

 +4Posted on Jul 29th, 2009 | re: Who Should Star In The Movie Based On Lauren Conrad's "Book" (25 comments)

Who should play Lauren Conrad? Mickey Rourke. In drag. I would seriously see that movie if they did that.

I’m gonna send them a video first of me eating a Hardee’s burger and then of it coming out the other end the next day. Its part of my study on how Hardee’s “food” looks better once its been though your digestive tract.

 +17Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys! (221 comments)

Lindsay, to quote on old Irish blessing: “May you always be poor in misfortunes, rich in blessings and have unlimited breakfast cereals with pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars and green clovers.”

 +11Posted on Jun 23rd, 2009 | re: Roger Ebert Tears Transformers 2 A New Robo-Butthole (40 comments)

Foreshadowing for the next sequel. Transformers 3: Truck Nutz

 +9Posted on Jun 19th, 2009 | re: The Independence Day After 2012 B.C. (84 comments)

The Aztecs also had another ancient prophecy: “Roland Emmerich’s movies suck baboon balls.”

 +27Posted on Jun 9th, 2009 | re: John Voight Is Crazy. (33 comments)

Benjamin Franklin invented the world’s first throat lozenge and carved a map to the founding father’s secret hemp reserves on the last known specimen, recently placed on display at the US Cough Drop Museum.

 +10Posted on Jun 2nd, 2009 | re: I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here: Praying With Spencer Pratt (31 comments)

There’s a few things wrong with your post. Mainly mentioning the words “genius”, “calculated understanding” and “self-aware” when referring to those two hollowed-out ego corpses. I really think you’re giving them too much credit in terms of “planning” anything in terms of becoming celebrities. They’re just rich douche bags who fell ass over backwards into a equally douchebaggy reality show, momentarily baited the public into hating/caring about them via laughably staged non events and, have now thankfully (if we can all just stop watching) begun their inevitable trip to HasBeenville.

 +40Posted on May 27th, 2009 | re: Even Arnold Schwarzenegger Knows That Prop 8 Needs To Be Terminated (Sorry) (55 comments)

Arnold knows same sex couples have been getting a Raw Deal and should be allowed to get married and adopt Twins if they want to.

 +11Posted on May 21st, 2009 | re: NOM Is Afraid Of Children Who Ask Questions (29 comments)

The funniest thing about the whole “God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” line of “reasoning”, is that they’re basically saying that since we’re all directly descended from one man and one woman, then we’re all basically the products of incest.

 +17Posted on May 15th, 2009 | re: Let's All Pitch In And Have A Spencer Pratt Pizza Party (Or Not) (15 comments)

If you act now, Spencer will also throw in a side order of his special “Crazy Douche Bread”.