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 +7Posted on Mar 6th, 2013 | re: Oh Shut Up, Taylor Swift (82 comments)

 +8Posted on Dec 7th, 2012 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (107 comments)

That actually wouldn’t surprise me all that much knowing how much Nick Offerman is into woodworking, too.
That’s pretty great to think about how that may have been his real reaction at meeting some of those guys and the director just made him replicate it for the filming hahaha

 +7Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (58 comments)

Does this count as a dance?

 +6Posted on Jul 5th, 2012 | re: Drunk Man Sings "Kiss From A Rose" To His Cat For America (20 comments)

This reminds me way more of Realfield

 +3Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (34 comments)

“Haha, did you guys that weird kid in the Spider-man costume punch Johnny Knoxville in the scroat? This movie is classic! #YOLO” – Teenagers

 0Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO FILM SPIDERS! STAY AWAY FROM SPIDERS! (43 comments)

Rude and thoughtless, not humble in the least

 +2Posted on Jun 28th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (26 comments)

Definitely agree, though I definitely put the majority of the blame on the parent/adult in the background seemingly ignoring the cat’s state and not the kid. Pretty sure he isn’t comprehending the kitten’s situation, I think he’s just really blown away by how cute he thinks this cat is. I hope this kitty got the help (it looks like) it needed!

Though I might just be saying this because of the pure vitriol I saw directed at the commentator when i looked at the Youtube comments (always a mistake, I know, I know)

 +5Posted on Jun 27th, 2012 | re: Calling All The Basic Bitches (23 comments)

Mr. Channing Tatum would like to prove otherwise to you MAGIC MIKE, IN A THEATRE NEAR YOU JUNE 29

“New Girl is the first post-post-gay oreo kerfuffle show, it’s okay to feel again” Brett Baer, 2013, probably

I don’t know about for a band, but I’m definitely adding it to my list of possible album/song names. Or best yet, make it THE GREATEST CONCEPT ALBUM. “The Great Gay Oreo Kerfuffle”: if that’s not a chart topper on name alone, then I give up at music.

 +10Posted on Jun 23rd, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (33 comments)

I love that I have a reason to use this

 +7Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (33 comments)

Not that I’m insinuating he’s male; could be a golem. Or an android (inb4Fassboner)

 +5Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (33 comments)

^ failatgif.gif

 +6Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (33 comments)

Yay, LBT! Congrats on your turkey!

 +15Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (33 comments)

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say not a “she”, partly because seanjean’s posts were among the most laughable things I’ve read in awhile ZINNNGGG

 +5Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 | re: Avastar: The Avatar Themed Night Club 4 Us (29 comments)

there’ll be watches too

 +5Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 | re: Avastar: The Avatar Themed Night Club 4 Us (29 comments)

Eagerly awaiting the new crossover, presumably TechnoBLUE² (cause water and Na’vi are both blue I don`t know whatever who even cares this is the worst)

 +1Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (43 comments)

I forgot “I Love You, Man” which was same way I felt about Office ver. Rashida but with “NONONO GET AWAY FROM PAUL RUDD, HE’S MINE”

 +3Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (43 comments)

Oh jeez, I know how you feel. She just seems way better these days, in general I guess? I couldn’t stand her in the Office (my reactions to her generally being “grow a personality, ugh”, and “NONONO GET AWAY FROM HIM, HE’S PAMS, YOU TEMPTRESS”) and then that line in Social Network and OH BOY, I literally flipped my laptop at the turn-on-heel. I dunno, she just seemed like a pretty girl who was just kind of… around? Yet, I wasn’t sure if it was her I was disliking or just the roles she was getting (still not 100%).

And then along came Parks and Rec. At first, I was like “more like bl-Ann-d” but then I was all “Ann, you beautiful tropical fish.” Ever since the mid-2nd/early 3rd season, I just find her genuinely funnier and more charming, or a maybe more likable person all-around, perchance? Not just in that show either; in nearly everything I see with her, she just comes off a hundred times more appealing. No point to this, I guess. Just glad to know someone shares my views, at least a bit.

tl;dr: i luv ann & leslie prks and rec 4eva <333

 0Posted on Jun 14th, 2012 | re: How Pumped Is Everyone For The Munsters Remake? (29 comments)

Seen this, pretty sure his penis started out green but it came off by the end of the scene (pun always intended)

Sounds like someone wants to masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no!

 +8Posted on Jun 13th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: 100 Years Of Paramount (118 comments)

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