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 0Posted on Apr 4th, 2012 | re: Downton Abbey S01E07: The Bate(s) War (Season 1 Finale) (51 comments)

Season 2 is on!

 0Posted on Jan 23rd, 2012 | re: Oh My God Do Not Watch This Spider Video (71 comments)

Now I have to move.

 +1Posted on Jan 11th, 2012 | re: A Lady Looks Like Angelina Jolie (66 comments)

More like, Ladies?

 +7Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: OH MY GOD JUST GIVE HER THE ICE CREAM (41 comments)

Wait. What? You mean it WASN’T originally performed by the Tiny Toons?

 +13Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Ashton Kutcher Fangirl Tattoo (48 comments)

I just emailed this picture to my Mom with the subject line “My New Tattoo.” I don’t know which she’s going to think is funnier: that it’s a joke or the lawyers fees from the process of having me written out of the will.

 +6Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: The 10 Best TV Opening Title Sequences (157 comments)

COSBY SHOW all the way! The top-hat/tuxedo one is my favorite though. Tropical island-y one is a very close second.

 +14Posted on Aug 5th, 2011 | re: Works Every Time (17 comments)

See, they are staying off the counter and not scratching the couch now…

 +9Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Shit Gold From Her Mouth (74 comments)

Tough break Beyonce and Jay-Z. Gwyneth wanted your musical advice so guess that only makes you the Frida Kahlo and Salvador Dali of the musical world.

 +2Posted on Apr 1st, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: NO APRIL FOOL'S PRANKS! (76 comments)

Was the prank on the poor secretaries that didn’t get donut holes?

 +10Posted on Mar 21st, 2011 | re: Boom Boom Boom Now Let Me Hear You Say Way-Ho! (56 comments)

Hey, how did she get Youtube in 1996?!

 +18Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: UCLA Student Teaches the World About Manners (89 comments)

“OMG Kaitlin, they are so loud. I said, THEY ARE SO LOUD. I’m all up in this piece trying to study for Poli Sci and these Asian kids and their Grandparents keep interrupting me! INTERRUPTING ME! Yeah, totes. Where am I? I’m in the library. I said, I’m in the library. THE LIBRARY….” — Page

 +4Posted on Feb 22nd, 2011 | re: 150 Movie Quotes And Catch-Phrases (39 comments)

No, “Nobody puts Baby in a corner”? As if!

 +4Posted on Feb 14th, 2011 | re: Cat Vs. Baby (42 comments)

“Um, pardon meow. But before I DON’T go into the water, because that’s gross, and the only way to clean oneself is with one’s weird sandpaper tongue, I was wondering is there a baby about because I want to scratch something in the face.” — Cats and Nick Kroll

 +3Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: Now If You'll Excuse Me... (43 comments)

I’m actually from Aurora, IL and have had to ween myself from tacking on, “You know, like Wayne’s World” whenever asked where I’m from. “Game on!”

 +1Posted on Jan 17th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Gwyneth Paltrow And Cee-Lo Green (61 comments)

On the bright side, I have a new background image thanks to Gabe’s Garth and Kat pic.

 +50Posted on Nov 12th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: The Bottle Thread (166 comments)

Lesbian Mario Brothers!

 +6Posted on Sep 8th, 2010 | re: Cruise Ship On Rough Seas Or Visual Metaphor For Life? (68 comments)

Even though I’m a good 10 miles from the closest body of water, I just tied down all the chairs in my office.

 +6Posted on Aug 30th, 2010 | re: Cat Playing Duck Hunt (37 comments)

Well not at present, but I can see her really pushing maximum density…