I just want to point out that I know the difference between the word “facade” and the word “charade” and I intentionally picked the word “charade” and I’m not dumb.

Yeah it wasn’t dubbed. Someone just said that in the comments on YouTube and everyone told him to shut up. The description of the video apologizes for the audio being a little out of synch, which is why it looks dubbed.

Wait, what? Did we read/write the same post? I was totally like “I feel like I should be ridiculing this guy but there’s no reason to ridicule him.” Comparing something to Beverly Hills Chihuahua is the highest honor I can bestow. What do you people want from me!

I haven’t seen Amelia but did you know that the REAL Amelia Earhart was eaten by Coconut Crabs and they hoarded her bones in their burrows all over the island on which she died so now they don’t have her body even though they know where she crashed? Was that in the movie?

I keep earnestly ensuring gay males that I’m “not a slag”

I mean she has as much control over her power as Rogue does. She totally does use it to rape people on the show. And they call it rape. What do you want from me?

Basically by touching men she makes THEM rape HER. But really, she’s raping them, because they have no control over it.

I just lost the game so hard.

Haha, the one in my profile picture is actually just a Garfield costume (that I lost? How do you lose a Garfield costume.) that I threw a blue shirt over and some ears. I THIS IS NOT HELPING MY WHOLE “I AM NOT A FURRY” ARGUMENT. Both costumes were only worn at events where you’re supposed to wear a costume, I swear.

This is like that dream where you show up in your high school cafeteria naked except it’s happening in real life (the internet)