I just want to point out that I know the difference between the word “facade” and the word “charade” and I intentionally picked the word “charade” and I’m not dumb.
Yeah it wasn’t dubbed. Someone just said that in the comments on YouTube and everyone told him to shut up. The description of the video apologizes for the audio being a little out of synch, which is why it looks dubbed.
Wait, what? Did we read/write the same post? I was totally like “I feel like I should be ridiculing this guy but there’s no reason to ridicule him.” Comparing something to Beverly Hills Chihuahua is the highest honor I can bestow. What do you people want from me!
I haven’t seen Amelia but did you know that the REAL Amelia Earhart was eaten by Coconut Crabs and they hoarded her bones in their burrows all over the island on which she died so now they don’t have her body even though they know where she crashed? Was that in the movie?
I keep earnestly ensuring gay males that I’m “not a slag”
I mean she has as much control over her power as Rogue does. She totally does use it to rape people on the show. And they call it rape. What do you want from me?
Basically by touching men she makes THEM rape HER. But really, she’s raping them, because they have no control over it.
I just lost the game so hard.
Haha, the one in my profile picture is actually just a Garfield costume (that I lost? How do you lose a Garfield costume.) that I threw a blue shirt over and some ears. I THIS IS NOT HELPING MY WHOLE “I AM NOT A FURRY” ARGUMENT. Both costumes were only worn at events where you’re supposed to wear a costume, I swear.
This is like that dream where you show up in your high school cafeteria naked except it’s happening in real life (the internet)
I didn’t get paid but only because I’m lazy. The guy who actually filmed the cat playing the keyboard before I was born, Charlie Schmidt, has been taking way more initiative than me and has been the one going out and getting all the deals lately. I got a few deals like that early on but then I got lazy. I mean it’s his cat. I guess I technically own the phrase “Keyboard Cat” and I guess I COULD sue (my dad keeps telling me to sue) but I’m not a douche, that’s such a douchey thing to do. If I wanted to make more money off of it I would have put in the effort to do so. Charlie put in more effort than me so he deserves more money. The end.
Haha, does it block tumblr in general or just MY tumblr? That’s such an honor. Potentially.
God I hate that picture. Also I’ve lost 70 lb since then. Also I’m not a furry.
Though my 15 year old cousin who made that suit for me (IT WAS FOR ROFLCON, IT WAS FOR BUSINESS, IT’S A BUSINESS SUIT) actually is a furry and does furry commissions and my mom got me in touch with her so she could make me a fur suit
I intentionally didn’t link to it because it’s all Pokemon and gay porn but thanks!
I took Videogum out of my Google Reader and only occasionally check it through @Videogum Twitter links because it was just TOO MANY POSTS for me to feel obligated to mark as read every day. And also, with Lindsay’s unfortunate passing it felt like even MORE post because there’s just so many Gabe posts now. And I like Gabe posts, but I don’t want to get diaGabetes so I had to limit my Videogum consumption.
Even though I don’t read the site every day, I still feel like I’m part of the community, like how I still feel like I’m an Arrested Development viewer. I’m not sure how to turn this into constructive feedback? Maybe hire more writers? Or maybe Gabe could write in a different writing voices sometimes and we can pretend it’s different writers? Maybe one that’s LESS GRUMPY and has an accent? Suggestions!
Hey, your avatar is my business card. Here’s a link to it. Now I feel compelled to make a joke about Avatar and “your business card sucks” but it’s christmas eve and I’m tired.
I saw that this movie was in The Hunt and I came to this article and was all “Oh no he di’n't!” But then I read it and it turns out that you actually di’n't. So neat. The movie was unpleasant and stuff, but I was thoroughly satisfied with the mystery element of finding out why they all hate her, and then also the fact that it WAS a pretty good reason for everyone in your family to hate you.
Also, this movie basically was a movie version of my teenage-self’s worst fear of what could possibly happen if I screwed up while baby sitting my brother. I guess a successfully realized nightmare is still a success.
They should’ve hired a gay consultant because the nicknames “twink” and “hot bottom” are kind of contrary? I mean not really, but both terms sort of imply a bottom, one of them should imply a top. I mean twinks can be tops but it’s not something you’d brag about on a porno DVD case is all I’m saying. Uh.
for sale: shut up, diaper face.
You say that as if the hunger for internet validation is, in any way, satiable.
I’m pretty sure the only week I would’ve been on Monster’s Ball was the week Lindsay left, where I had over 100 upvotes. But there was no Monster’s Ball that week, because of Lindsay’s goodbye post. I MEAN, it was a crazy week… It probably shouldn’t count. But still, every time I see Monster’s Ball it’s always like, for sale: baby’s shoes, never worn.
Remember that episode of Stargate SG-1 where they turned the Stargate sideways and used the event horizon like a hot tub and Colonel O’Neill was giving Teal’c a bath, but O’Neill got wetter than he did?
At 41 seconds, what happens to her? Magical sparkles shine and she gets about 4 inches taller? What? Was she leveling up? Was it like Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, where he could switch between 10 and 17 for plot reasons? Except she was switching between like 18 and 19? I don’t even–