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Yeah, the real problem is that she’s too young to, like, walk in a straight line. What is all that weird kicking at the air about?

Aside from the performance issues, I think this was actually funny and not disturbing at all. What, you think the gold dress and tights and fake triangular robot boobies are actually, like, sexual, on a little kid? The fuck is wrong with you people? I say nice halloween costume, mom.

Give me this over the mini-debutantes in Otto’s video any day. THAT’S the creepy stuff.

 +2Posted on Jan 10th, 2011 | re: BREAKING EMERGENCY NEWS: THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS BEGUN! (47 comments)

Borg Loaf with Cylon Butter

 +1Posted on Jan 6th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

Lola geht spazierien

 +1Posted on Jan 6th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

The Truth That Was Too Inconvenient So We Just Cut Taxes

 0Posted on Jan 6th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

The Average Strowinski

 +5Posted on Dec 17th, 2010 | re: R.I.P. Larry King Live (52 comments)

Yeah, before the networks invented Shark Week they used to do Spinoza week. It wasn’t as good.

 0Posted on Dec 16th, 2010 | re: The 10 Best Movies Of 2010 (130 comments)

Actually I thought it was suprisingly un-panic-inducing. I mean of course some bad things happen but it kind of unfolds like a really long episode of Cops with better interview breaks. See it. Don’t be afraid.