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 -3Posted on Jul 12th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (69 comments)

you guys’ comments are too clever for me.

 +3Posted on Jul 10th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 5 (253 comments)

i got your salute your shorts reference. so wipe that frown off your face.

 -11Posted on Jul 10th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 5 (253 comments)

“Can you feel my penis tonight?” -The Lioin King

 +13Posted on Jul 10th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 5 (253 comments)

whoops, I guess Gabe already covered this territory. my bad. how’s this:

“What’s the most you ever wagered on a game of paper, rock, scissors?” -Anton Chigurh

 +5Posted on Jul 10th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 5 (253 comments)

you are good.

 -2Posted on Jul 10th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 5 (253 comments)

I SIP YOUR MILKSHAKE.

 +4Posted on Jul 10th, 2009 | re: Let Dave Letterman's Top 10 Be The Last Bruno Promotional Stunt (15 comments)

Gabe, you say “drunken frat boys in desperate need of a catchphrase” as if you aren’t aching for one as well. VERY NIIICE.

 +1Posted on Jul 9th, 2009 | re: You Can Make It Up: I Didn't Fuck Screech (19 comments)

So he didn’t give you a dirty sanchez?

 -1Posted on Jul 9th, 2009 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Would Like You To Know About Her Bowel Movements (31 comments)

while obviously terrifying, this is my favorite progression of tags on a blog post, ever.

 0Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 | re: EXCLUSIVE: The Lost Footage Of Megan Fox Washing Michael Bay's Ferrari (13 comments)

“That was so fucking hot.” –Michael Jackson

Too soon?

 +1Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 | re: G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra Knows Its Audience (29 comments)

don’t forget your sandwiches.

 +21Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 | re: I Fucked Screech (12 comments)

Lisa Turtle

 0Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 | re: I Want Disaster Inside Me (6 comments)

The government is building these ships.

 +14Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 | re: The Orphan Poster Needs More Taglines! (66 comments)

From the mind of El Diablo (Cody)…

 +4Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 | re: Meet You At The Food Court Of My Memories! (36 comments)

Aquatic Rescue vessel, Kevin coSner

stretch?

 +1Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 | re: Meet You At The Food Court Of My Memories! (36 comments)

I just want to know what A.R.K.S. stands for. Fill us in, Gabe.

 +2Posted on Jul 7th, 2009 | re: OK, I Give Up, Michael Jackson Memorial Open Thread (Right On Time) (59 comments)

we’re way off task here.

 +7Posted on Jul 7th, 2009 | re: OK, I Give Up, Michael Jackson Memorial Open Thread (Right On Time) (59 comments)

Michael Jackson is NOT dead, you guys.

 -5Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Crank (188 comments)

Sarcasm, I’d like you to meet my friend briewer — briewer, Sarcasm.

And for the record, no I have not seen Transformers. I rented it with my roommate but we couldn’t make it through more than halfway.

 +11Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Crank (188 comments)

Isn’t there a sequel to this movie? I thought in order to make a sequel, you have to have an undeniable piece of art to begin with. RAPE ART.

 +5Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: Leighton Meester's Non-Sex Tape Equally Embarrassing (42 comments)

MONEY SANDWICH.

 +1Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: Computer Beach Party Looks Computer Beach Great! (25 comments)

banjos are so 80′s.

 +8Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: True Blood/Billy Mays Open Thread (33 comments)

there would be so much inherent irony in that if it were true.

they should be killing spencer pratt if they wanted us to ignore death.

 +6Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: How Long Until The Latoya Jackson Scene From Bruno Leaks? (16 comments)

And the scene where Billy Mays tries to sell him a mail-order bride.

 +5Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (84 comments)

I love how we’re almost having a civil and serious discussion about the merits of TRANSFORMERS BY MICHAEL BAY. What’s next, a discussion about whether or not Adam Lambert is homosexual?