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Sansa is doing a great combination of, as you say, going through the motions and it’s making her sick to her stomach BUT ALSO using her words so carefully that she mostly keeps true to herself (without betraying that she’s kept true to herself). Sansa is always finding a way to be Team Stark via double meaning genius. I mean, what she is basically saying above is “I cannot WAIT until Joffrey is dead and I can love the king, aka my brother Robb. Fuck you guys, srsly.”
I am really sad (for my life) to report that I *think* the original Danish Linden was in this episode as the district attorney? And for no reason she said “Damnit, Linden!” Because that is just the kind of show this is #mcgarnagle
“?” INDEED, LINDEN. CATCH THAT “?”
I mean, I am definitely Team Lannister (not Joffrey, obvs, but uhhhm I actually do ship Jaime and Cersei…? uhhh) but at the same time I am SO up for all these sweeeeeet icy burns (and the thing is, Tyrion is so great at them. Probably the best at them. Keep the burns in the family). MY POINT IS, Sansa and Robb are consequently my favourite Starks.
“When boys and girls live in the same home, awkward situations can arise.”
Characters really took the opportunity to go “BAM! inCESTed!” this week.
“A bit corpse-y, yes.”
ooooooooo the urbanity!
I am really happy about Dan and Blair.
“Lord Crawley reminds him that he does plan to involve him in running the estate (“You have to get rest and then have someone dress you for dinner EVERY DAY”), but Matthew says there is enough time for that AND a job. Oh yeah, Matthew? Did you even consider the amount of PLEASANT WALKS you’re going to have to take? Then, to close out the dinner, the old lady says that she doesn’t know what a weekend is. <3"
Kelly, you are the best.
“The Underwear Model (Aka Rosie Huntington-Whiteley)” bugs me a lot.
Okay, so maybe she is terrible in a terrible movie (I guess? I don’t know, I didn’t see it because I am abiding by my Michael Bay boycott because of *everything about him* and particularly his response to Megan Fox’s nascent feminism). But also, everybody on this list is on this list because they were terrible in a terrible movie or something, so. MY POINT IS, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is definitely still a person with a name, just like all those other people with names that you addressed by name, Razzies. Ugh to your extra negation. Ugh to your hilarious joke.
YES what you said!