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 +5Posted on Oct 11th, 2013 | re: The Videogum SpOOoOoOoOky Movie Club: Cabin In The Woods (62 comments)

“I’M FINIIIIIIISSSHHHED!” – The Internet

lance oliver, you win.

 +5Posted on Sep 23rd, 2013 | re: The 2013 Emmy Awards (63 comments)

Jonah Hill lost weight again? Good for him!

 0Posted on Sep 5th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (10 comments)

I’ve read the first 5 pages of the Lost City of Z about 100 times…followed by the 100 deepest sleeps of my lifetime.

I’m 100% sure that book is great, it’s just that the intricate details of “The Real Cartographers of English Social Exploration Clubs” is sooooooooooooo boring.

 +6Posted on Aug 13th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (12 comments)

My parents had the moon landing, but we have the Stephen Colbert/Daft Punk Fiasco. Which is apparently now THE NEWS STORY OF OUR TIME.

 +5Posted on Aug 12th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E09: Tread Lightly And Have An A1 Day! (117 comments)

I missed at least 5 minutes of the show while thinking about his futon last night. Here’s the conclusion I came to:

If you look closely it’s just one of those cheap reaaaaaly uncomfortable metal black futons that typically come with a black mattress. His, however, has a fancy southwestern design. So….get ready for this…I think he just covers it with a new itchy/hemp/poncho style blanket every time he burns it (daily?).

Now, how his futon mattress manages to stay so plush when we all know those things flatten out after less than a week, is something I just can’t explain.

 +11Posted on Aug 12th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E09: Tread Lightly And Have An A1 Day! (117 comments)

Important Question:

Was the Dog House dog eating hot dogs or vomiting hot dogs?

 +6Posted on Aug 12th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E09: Tread Lightly And Have An A1 Day! (117 comments)

But so much lighter in elderly angst.

 +8Posted on Aug 12th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (19 comments)

Kelly, just a heads up…don’t get *too* excited when you learn that you’ve crushed the Videogum page views record already today. That was just me looking for your Breaking Bad recap every .5 seconds.

 +1Posted on Aug 12th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (19 comments)

Nothing can be more terrifying than 3 hours and 45 minutes of English people rolling up grass into giant balls. NOTHING!

The winning Doodle 4 Google really speaks to all ages.

 +2Posted on Jan 14th, 2013 | re: The 2013 Golden Globe Awards (61 comments)

Am I the only person that didn’t know Adele was a Cockney Street Urchin?

After hearing her speak, I was sure she was going to pound a pint of Samuel Smiths and start a soccer riot.

 +4Posted on Dec 10th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jamie Foxx And Ne-Yo (33 comments)

5 SNL writers just wrote scripts for “NO, ARE YOU SERIOUS?” the next SNL game show parody.

Thanks a lot Kelly!

 +11Posted on Dec 4th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme Needs A New Rap Name (50 comments)

I don’t know why, but typing the word “Kuntry” makes me feel like I should get detention or something.

 +5Posted on Nov 29th, 2012 | re: Who Is Television's Handsomest Dad? (53 comments)

“why thank you” – gareth dillahunt

 +6Posted on Nov 26th, 2012 | re: Everyone Saw A Movie This Past Weekend, Did You? (54 comments)

I saw Life of Pi

I wish I had not spent money to see Life of Pi

 +7Posted on Oct 29th, 2012 | re: A Man Dancing, To Ease The Fear (30 comments)

NH’s Governor has declared a state of emergency and urged employers to let employees leave early.

Sooo…you could just tell your boss that “THE Governor said…” and you technically wouldn’t be lying!

 +8Posted on Oct 29th, 2012 | re: A Man Dancing, To Ease The Fear (30 comments)

I’m kind of in the same boat in NH. I’m taking the “we’re just going to get a windy rain storm here, why is everyone freaking out?” approach.

Which pretty much guarantees a tree is going to fall on my house.

 +2Posted on Oct 25th, 2012 | re: Checking In With Parenthood's Fourth Season (23 comments)

This show requires a hooded sweatshirt in the ‘up’ position while I lie down on the couch and bury my head so deep in the corner that the pillow kind of blocks my face from view of my wife. The only problem is that it has been SO sad lately that I’ve caught my self audibly weeping along with the crying….lucky I don’t think my wife can hear me over her own weeping, or she has kindly decided not to make fun of me up to this point.

Also, Peter Krause is the best.

 +1Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012 | re: Looking Good Larry David! (25 comments)

So somehow the long-sleeved boat at sunset jersey* is just going ignored?

*my Nana calls it a jersey

 +3Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012 | re: Another Day, Another The Office Spin-Off (8 comments)

I did feel bad about it for a second, but I’ve seen countless (at LEAST 2 anyway) pictures of Craig Robinson with drink in hand seemingly REALLY enjoying his celebrity. Which, is exactly what I’d imagine I’d do in his case. Some booze and good food will make you a little puffy, more power to him! (as long as he’s not forming any life threatening habits/addictions)

 +5Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012 | re: Another Day, Another The Office Spin-Off (8 comments)

This just seems like an elaborate joke on the part of Greg Daniels to see just how big Craig Robinson will balloon to if he keeps getting paid to be on a TV show.

 +4Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Bruno Mars (And Tom Hanks) (29 comments)

Forget!?! I’ll be first in line!

I love the book so much and this movie looks like an epic disaster of nightmare diarrhea proportions.

Still…I’ll be first in line.

 +8Posted on Sep 21st, 2012 | re: What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch? (233 comments)

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

(I know this won’t win, but seriously, see this movie)

 -2Posted on Sep 18th, 2012 | re: Fox & Friends Got, Uh, Pranked? (36 comments)

What a fucking ASSHOLE. He went on the show and made fun of it instead of writing 2000 words to make fun of it. Yup ASS-HOLE!

 +1Posted on Sep 18th, 2012 | re: Jon Stewart To Debate Bill O'Reilly, Again (7 comments)

If there was a graph of smugness over time I bet that there would be a red line (o’rielly) that starts really high up on the graph and kind of goes along parallel to the x access for the most part and then the blue line (stewart) would start somewhere in the middle (because let’s be honest you need to be a little smug to get on tv) and it would scoot along for a bit while slowly rising as it moves to the right, then all of a sudden (right around 2008) it would skyrocket past the red line and break the ceiling of the graph where it would live forever in a cloud of smuggy non-self-aware peace. I hate that f’n graph.

This was your math lesson for the day, A+ everyone, good work.