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“I’M FINIIIIIIISSSHHHED!” – The Internet
lance oliver, you win.
Jonah Hill lost weight again? Good for him!
I’ve read the first 5 pages of the Lost City of Z about 100 times…followed by the 100 deepest sleeps of my lifetime.
I’m 100% sure that book is great, it’s just that the intricate details of “The Real Cartographers of English Social Exploration Clubs” is sooooooooooooo boring.
My parents had the moon landing, but we have the Stephen Colbert/Daft Punk Fiasco. Which is apparently now THE NEWS STORY OF OUR TIME.
I missed at least 5 minutes of the show while thinking about his futon last night. Here’s the conclusion I came to:
If you look closely it’s just one of those cheap reaaaaaly uncomfortable metal black futons that typically come with a black mattress. His, however, has a fancy southwestern design. So….get ready for this…I think he just covers it with a new itchy/hemp/poncho style blanket every time he burns it (daily?).
Now, how his futon mattress manages to stay so plush when we all know those things flatten out after less than a week, is something I just can’t explain.
Was the Dog House dog eating hot dogs or vomiting hot dogs?
But so much lighter in elderly angst.
Kelly, just a heads up…don’t get *too* excited when you learn that you’ve crushed the Videogum page views record already today. That was just me looking for your Breaking Bad recap every .5 seconds.
Nothing can be more terrifying than 3 hours and 45 minutes of English people rolling up grass into giant balls. NOTHING!
The winning Doodle 4 Google really speaks to all ages.
Am I the only person that didn’t know Adele was a Cockney Street Urchin?
After hearing her speak, I was sure she was going to pound a pint of Samuel Smiths and start a soccer riot.
5 SNL writers just wrote scripts for “NO, ARE YOU SERIOUS?” the next SNL game show parody.
Thanks a lot Kelly!
I don’t know why, but typing the word “Kuntry” makes me feel like I should get detention or something.
“why thank you” – gareth dillahunt
I saw Life of Pi
I wish I had not spent money to see Life of Pi
NH’s Governor has declared a state of emergency and urged employers to let employees leave early.
Sooo…you could just tell your boss that “THE Governor said…” and you technically wouldn’t be lying!
I’m kind of in the same boat in NH. I’m taking the “we’re just going to get a windy rain storm here, why is everyone freaking out?” approach.
Which pretty much guarantees a tree is going to fall on my house.
This show requires a hooded sweatshirt in the ‘up’ position while I lie down on the couch and bury my head so deep in the corner that the pillow kind of blocks my face from view of my wife. The only problem is that it has been SO sad lately that I’ve caught my self audibly weeping along with the crying….lucky I don’t think my wife can hear me over her own weeping, or she has kindly decided not to make fun of me up to this point.
Also, Peter Krause is the best.
So somehow the long-sleeved boat at sunset jersey* is just going ignored?
*my Nana calls it a jersey
I did feel bad about it for a second, but I’ve seen countless (at LEAST 2 anyway) pictures of Craig Robinson with drink in hand seemingly REALLY enjoying his celebrity. Which, is exactly what I’d imagine I’d do in his case. Some booze and good food will make you a little puffy, more power to him! (as long as he’s not forming any life threatening habits/addictions)
This just seems like an elaborate joke on the part of Greg Daniels to see just how big Craig Robinson will balloon to if he keeps getting paid to be on a TV show.
Forget!?! I’ll be first in line!
I love the book so much and this movie looks like an epic disaster of nightmare diarrhea proportions.
Still…I’ll be first in line.
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
(I know this won’t win, but seriously, see this movie)
What a fucking ASSHOLE. He went on the show and made fun of it instead of writing 2000 words to make fun of it. Yup ASS-HOLE!
If there was a graph of smugness over time I bet that there would be a red line (o’rielly) that starts really high up on the graph and kind of goes along parallel to the x access for the most part and then the blue line (stewart) would start somewhere in the middle (because let’s be honest you need to be a little smug to get on tv) and it would scoot along for a bit while slowly rising as it moves to the right, then all of a sudden (right around 2008) it would skyrocket past the red line and break the ceiling of the graph where it would live forever in a cloud of smuggy non-self-aware peace. I hate that f’n graph.
This was your math lesson for the day, A+ everyone, good work.