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 +12Posted on Aug 6th, 2013 | re: Summer Jam 2013: Cookie Monster, "Me Want It (But Me Wait)" (29 comments)

This is a MONSTER jam. Get it?

Nope.

 +15Posted on Aug 2nd, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Goodbye Post (241 comments)

I stopped commenting a long time ago, but I wanted to stop in and say: I’ll miss you, Gabe! Can’t wait for the podcast.

 +8Posted on Mar 7th, 2013 | re: The Most Egregious Quotes From This Article About Television (44 comments)

“Bob Greenblatt, the new-ish head of NBC”

Why does it matter that he’s new-ish? What do you have against nudaism, Gabe?

 +3Posted on Feb 19th, 2013 | re: Pizza On Film (13 comments)

I prefer Duran Duran’s “Pizza on Film” to their “Girls on Film.”

 +6Posted on Feb 7th, 2013 | re: What Board Game Reality Show Would You Want To Be On? (78 comments)

Not technically a board game, but Jenga.

 +18Posted on Feb 5th, 2013 | re: UNDENIABLE Evidence: Jelly Spheres In The Desert! (24 comments)

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly sphere.

 +7Posted on Jan 24th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (188 comments)

More like Manti GAY’o, amirite?

/imnotrite

 +8Posted on Jan 22nd, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Good Way To Describe Wine (30 comments)

“This wine is ashy and dark, like Cormac McCarthy’s The Road.”

 +6Posted on Jan 21st, 2013 | re: A Taste Of James Franco's Inauguration Poem, "Obama In Asheville" (23 comments)

“He knew me from Spiderman.”

“Whose villain this is I think I know.”

 +9Posted on Dec 10th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jamie Foxx And Ne-Yo (33 comments)

Neyobody cares about Ne-Yo.

 +5Posted on Dec 4th, 2012 | re: Pump Up The Jams! (12 comments)

Womp up the Jamz!

 +10Posted on Nov 5th, 2012 | re: Important And Obvious Reminder About The Ways Of The World (38 comments)

Oh, and if Romney wins, we’re in the shit.

 +40Posted on Sep 18th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mitt Romney, Like All Politicians, Is An Asshole (88 comments)

My upvote is a hand up, not a hand out.

 +5Posted on Sep 18th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mitt Romney, Like All Politicians, Is An Asshole (88 comments)

This thread gonna blow up with comments and upvotes.

 +14Posted on Sep 7th, 2012 | re: Lindsay Lohan Speaks Up For The Invisible (43 comments)

Wait–if Jessica Alba endorses Obama, and Lindsay Lohan questions Obama, how am I supposed to vote? Can someone clear this up for me? Can Jessica Biel serve as the tiebreaker vote?

 +5Posted on Sep 4th, 2012 | re: Chuck Norris And Wife Have A Dire Warning For Obama's America (50 comments)

1000 years? Somebody’s rounding up.

 +1Posted on Aug 24th, 2012 | re: Oliver Sacks Luvs 2 Trip Ballz! (14 comments)

Oliver! Nobody’s asked for more (hallucinogens) before!

 +2Posted on Aug 23rd, 2012 | re: That's Your Dark Knight Tattoo: This Dark Knight Tattoo (22 comments)

When Gotham is ashes, this tattoo will self-destruct.

 +2Posted on Aug 22nd, 2012 | re: How Do You Feel About Michael Strahan As Kelly Ripa's New Cohost? (17 comments)

I was pulling for a parallel universe in which Kelly Ripa would co-host alongside another Kelly Ripa, making the show Live! with Kelly and Kelly. In this scenario, each morning, Kelly would annoy her doppelganger with chipperness to the point that, one day, Kelly would begin feasting on Kelly, thereby ending the show’s run so it could be replaced with a gif of a cat failing to leap onto a bed.

I know, it was a long shot, but still.

 +3Posted on Aug 22nd, 2012 | re: Hold On, You Guys Didn't Buy All The Simpsons Stamps? (24 comments)

Haw-haw.

Legitimate dickholery.

 +7Posted on Aug 21st, 2012 | re: WHAT? ALERT: Julian Fellowes Says Americans Can't Do Period Drama! (30 comments)

Don’t they go back in time in MIB3? Check and mate.

 +26Posted on Aug 21st, 2012 | re: Vote For Rape Apologist Apologist Todd Akin! (101 comments)

I understand from talking to doctors that this guy doesn’t have a fucking clue. Shut it down.

 +9Posted on Aug 21st, 2012 | re: The Ultimate Trampoline Fails Compilation (16 comments)

There but for the grace of God, common sense, and lack of a trampoline, go I.

 +20Posted on Aug 20th, 2012 | re: Barack Obama Secures Powerful Jessica Alba Endorsement (17 comments)

As a conservative allegory for the invisible hand of the free market.