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 +1Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Holiday Movie Nominees (416 comments)

I want to put in another Love Actually request just to make sure that it please, please, please gets eviscerated. Please. I want something to pull out the next time I am ganged up on by a pack of hormonal teenage girls, and for the record that sentence was definitely not supposed to come out the way it did. Chris Hansen, I see you.

 +18Posted on Oct 20th, 2010 | re: Join The Race For The Cure For WHITE Breast Cancer (154 comments)

In Virginia we learned that the real cause of the Civil War was the “economy.” It took me years to realize that when they said the “economy,” they meant slaves. The more you know.

 +16Posted on Sep 27th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Amelia (171 comments)

I am so glad that this recap appeared before I decided I actually had to watch the movie.

 +10Posted on Sep 19th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (93 comments)

I don’t usually comment, but I wanted to say that you’re a sweet person whose comments make me smile. I hope we see you here again for your next birthday (and the next and the next &c.!).

 +9Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P. (388 comments)

I believe the donkey wheel is the Dharma Wheel of Buddhism, just so that we are all clear. Although I guess I should stop trying to pretend I know what the creators of Lost are thinking.

 0Posted on May 12th, 2010 | re: R.I.P. The Sarah Silverman Program (58 comments)

Today I wrote about my hatred of Sarah Silverman and Jeff Dunham on my AP English exam. I didn’t even know who Jeff Dunham was before I learned that he is the worst, from this lovely site of course.

“Videogum: it helps me ace my tests!”

~testifyyyy~

 +1Posted on Apr 27th, 2010 | re: When Is "More Cowbell" Actually "Too Much Cowbell"? (28 comments)

i think i love you

 +2Posted on Apr 14th, 2010 | re: Every Jeopardy Clue/Answer Ever (38 comments)

I salute you, my fellow Quiz Bowl and Vonnegut nerd.

 +2Posted on Mar 6th, 2010 | re: Sarah Palin Is Basically Snooki (8 comments)

True. It’s been too long since we’ve had a president from New Jersey.