Drainage, drainage, Imma speak to ya plain-age
If you gotta a milkshake, and I gots the same-ege,
And my straw reaches to where you at
I! Drink! Your! Milkshake! And your oil, and all that
Now I’m on a lethal mixture of whisky and gin
So Imma bash in yo head with this bowling pin
You didn’t like mine yet.
Aaaaw, the robot pictured is the Robot from a Doctor Who story called Robot. Usually sans cop hat. You guys DO love Doctor Who after all!
There Will Be Blood.
Is it weird that this is the advert my computer displays when I’m looking at this story?
Another video which can be considerably improved by replacing the actual soundtrack with ‘Master of the House’ from the Les Misérables French language concept album!
This baby’s all like, “no sand!”
I thought he was going to go down in the park in front of his grand daughter, and I was like, “surely the writers can’t be so cruel!!”
But then he got killed pointlessly by Walt and died with his murderer whimpering and apologising beside him… much better. :S
This entire story about Tom Hanks, and glasses, and pizza, and a fan… it’s all just one big Gordian Knot of non sequiturs!
Doctor Who recaps? I’ll do ‘em. Eye’m a good writurr! (No, really, I am.)
Yeah, that’s a damn good idea, djfreshié!
And while you’re at it, make it so I comment more witty.
“the part of growth that is the most exciting is the part where the site can just become something MORE than what it is right now. Obviously, that means making some changes to what the site even IS, and change is weird and off-putting, and that’s why we are closing Videogum.”
That’s totally where I thought you were going with that.
So many winners in there. I tried to select a winner, but there are just too many.
I liked it when the shoots started sprouting at the end. It made me think, “hey, out of all this degradation and rot, some life is growing.” But then at the very end, two of the shoots gracelessly collapsed against the side of the bowl, compounding the idea that nothing good or strong can grow out of this horrible bowl of vegetable mulch.
Well, that’s all I’ve got to say on the subject. Have a great weekend, guys!
Um, no, sorry. I didn’t notice it. Unless it was a reference to this Del Close: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Del_Close Which I somehow doubt.
… but I was watching on the BBC.
I don’t remember them either!?
I’m British. Are you therefore calling me a puffed-up buffoon, thou Carrion monster!? Gordon Bennett, you made a right numpty out of me you barmy wazzack! Yer off yer bloomin’ rocker! Thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up, and howl’st to find it! Flippin’ piss-artist! I wouldn’t ‘ave that for me Tommy-Tucker if it was cooked up with onions! Etc, etc.
Great name, Aubrey Plaza. Anybody think of that?
The cat lifted off without its rockets firing. This video is unrealistic!
I love how a few of these people appear to have been completely atomised after the explosion dies down and the smoke clears. They’re just gone!
Why does Videogum hate Doctor Who?
Oh my God… I’m almost 30!