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 +7Posted on May 25th | re: That's Your Lawyer: Adam Reposa (39 comments)

 +10Posted on May 25th | re: Girl Stuff: It's Never Too Early To Make An Enemy (29 comments)

I watched this while listening to ‘Master of the House’ from the 1980 Les Miserables French concept album. If anything it enhanced the video.

Dame Maggie Smith.

 +2Posted on Apr 30th | re: Kidz Jam: "Where Will I Go When I Die" (24 comments)

I wonder what other ‘not for kids’ subjects Peter Alsop gets kids to make videos about.

 0Posted on Apr 30th | re: Kidz Jam: "Where Will I Go When I Die" (24 comments)

Cannot unhear!

 +3Posted on Apr 27th | re: Fashion Shack (32 comments)

I want the suit that guy’s wearing which changes into a different outfit every few steps and also makes it look like I’ve been cross-faded really badly.

 +6Posted on Apr 27th | re: Dear Internet, Did We Miss Something? (63 comments)

My favourite bit (so far – still reading through it) is where he goes, “I swear, I am so ridiculously humble.”

 +59Posted on Apr 26th | re: Tips For Solo Dining (71 comments)

“Hi, is this the menu? How many pages are in the menu? What food is available in the menu? Is there a separate wine list or are all the drinks listed inside the menu? Are these the specials? What’s special about them? What’s the soup of the day? What’s the soup of the day on Thursday? How much is all the food in the menu? What’s your twitter username so I can ‘at’ you? Will you sit next to me while I order? Will you smile and laugh as I place my order so it looks like we’re here together? I’m Rob. Will your name be on my bill?”

 +1Posted on Apr 26th | re: Will You Go See More Movies If You Can Live-Text Them? (43 comments)

I know somebody who thinks sexting should be allowed at the movies!

 +7Posted on Apr 26th | re: Dance Magick! (25 comments)

That kid, shortly after the director called it a wrap.

Be weird if the girl they got out of the hole wasn’t the girl who fell down the hole.

 +2Posted on Apr 26th | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (18 comments)

I don’t like the dog and baby video because the look of insane fear in the dog’s eyes all the way through, even when it’s licking the baby’s face, makes me feel very uncomfortable.

 +2Posted on Apr 26th | re: Saving Seth MacFarlane's The Flintstones Reboot (19 comments)

Maybe instead of a cartoon, it could all be in motion capture. Is Andy Serkis busy these days?

 +4Posted on Apr 13th | re: Are Children Toys? (20 comments)

What does it say about me that I remained completely stony-faced the first time the kid hit the pillow, and then exploded with laughter the second time? I mean, the second time was somehow much funnier, right? I don’t know!

 +16Posted on Apr 5th | re: That's Your Dentist: Dr. Bill Dorfman (29 comments)

Him ending his sentence, “’cause it’s like patient confidentiality,” inspires SO much trust in me.

“Uh, no, man, that’s, like, totally confidential!”

For the amount of energy those two guys seem to be expending, I would expect the ferris wheel to be going MUCH faster.

 0Posted on Mar 19th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (28 comments)

Oh God… that IS Larry David. Literally… what!?

 0Posted on Mar 5th | re: Thank You Very Much! (30 comments)

ANOTHER version of Sherlock Holmes!?

 -1Posted on Feb 29th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (22 comments)

I’m going to forgo saying anything about the UNDOUBTEDLY TERRIBLE NEW SHERLOCK HOLMES REMAKE/BOOT/WHATEVER, and will just confirm that Carl Anderson is indeed amazing as Judas in the film version of Jesus Christ Superstar.

 +2Posted on Feb 21st | re: Monday Afternoon Dance Break! (8 comments)

Is this the ‘Bonny Bear’ we’ve been hearing so much about?

 +4Posted on Feb 21st | re: Wake Up! It's Time To Start Chewing! (15 comments)

I choo-choo-choose… chew.

 +5Posted on Feb 17th | re: This Is Just A Pretty Standard Louis Armstrong Doll (36 comments)

Is that racist? Am I a racist? I’m sorry if that was racist, as well as an unforgivably big gif.

 +10Posted on Feb 17th | re: This Is Just A Pretty Standard Louis Armstrong Doll (36 comments)

Are we sure it’s a Louis Armstrong doll?

 +7Posted on Feb 15th | re: Who Should Play Hannibal Lecter In NBC's Hannibal? (34 comments)

Dame Maggie Smith.

 +1Posted on Feb 15th | re: BREAKING NEWS: OSCAR THE GROUCH USED TO BE ORANGE (9 comments)

I think he looks better in orange. Jus’ sayin’.