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it’s FASHION guys you just don’t get it.

 +3Posted on Sep 21st, 2011 | re: Vote Rick Perry In 2012 Or DIE! (69 comments)

uh, isn’t he just kind of paraphrasing Obama’s election night speech from ’08?

Michael Shannon. That is all.

 +5Posted on Aug 24th, 2011 | re: Obligatory Uncle Ricky "OFFER TRUE LOVE" Post (27 comments)

Bangs is clearly the Dr. Dre of third-world green screen rap videos. This guy is Bruno Mars, at best.

 +13Posted on Aug 24th, 2011 | re: Universal Drops Its Ouija Movie, Ruins Everyone's Life (29 comments)

First annual videogum carwash? All proceeds go to this fucking thing.

BECAUSE STAR WARS. Ask your granddad. It’s their generation’s “Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself”

leia: “You drank all the milk Han.”
han: “I know.”
(cue vapor)

 +20Posted on Aug 22nd, 2011 | re: Kim Kardashian Wedding Open Thread Or Literally ANYTHING ELSE Open Thread (105 comments)

I’m really happy for them, Ray J will make a wonderful husband.

 +1Posted on Aug 19th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (38 comments)

I got to see Puncture at Tribeca this spring. It was incredibly okay.

 +25Posted on Aug 18th, 2011 | re: Anthony Bourdain Continues To Be Very Anthony Bourdain (40 comments)

on Jeremy Irons: “The guy slapped my ass one time, literally just slapped it and then had this creepy fuckin’ grin on his face. Then he mumbled something about ‘Hakuna Matata’ and sprinted away. Asshole.”

 +14Posted on Aug 18th, 2011 | re: Child Actors Are Not People! (48 comments)

Remember when Anna Paquin won an oscar for being like 6 yrs old in The Piano? THE WORST. Now she’s just naked in True Blood a lot.

 +37Posted on Aug 18th, 2011 | re: Child Actors Are Not People! (48 comments)

Gabe, you’re going to be a weird dad.

Fairies be hidin’

 +11Posted on Aug 18th, 2011 | re: Anne Hathaway "Raps" About The Paparazzi On Conan (28 comments)

“ur sexy but ur a bitch” – Conan

 +3Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 58: Bathroom Movies (131 comments)

Poop Angry (3D)

 +4Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 58: Bathroom Movies (131 comments)

Poop Fiction.

 +1Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: 40,000 Watts Of MegaBASS (61 comments)

Cars, by Dr. Dre

 0Posted on Aug 16th, 2011 | re: Shop At Divine Rags (42 comments)

My thoughts exactly. Now we know where they got the costumes/models for “Pon de Floor..”

 0Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: Batman Flying Thing Looks Silly Out Of Context (35 comments)

I’d still argue that the production is financially a no-brainer for the city though. The fee that the city will be collecting from the production companies will be VERY substantial, even after the breaks and incentives that most likely brought it the Pittsburgh in the first place. That’s millions that they’ll hopefully put towards infrastructure and public works, as well as urban renewal projects like you said.

 +3Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (15 comments)

This sounds more like Synechdoche And The City, if you know what I mean.

 +1Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (15 comments)

Sometimes I think this lindsay lohan continual train wreck thing will stop being funny and just be kind of sad. Then I see stuff like that and I’m like: “Nope.”

 +2Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E08: Keats And Yeats Are On Your Side (58 comments)

Every time I want to hate on Tru Blood and the people who watch it I remind myself that I watched all of Lost. And then I sigh deeply.

 0Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: Batman Flying Thing Looks Silly Out Of Context (35 comments)

It’s just weird, this idea of Pittsburgh you have that it’s some urban fortress that we have to defend against the suburbanites, or whatever. Sure, there’s a lot of people that don’t go downtown a lot. But people commute to the city from the suburbs every day. Kids that grow up in the suburbs move into the city to go to school or work. I work in an office with a lot of both. It seems like you’re implying that “true city-dwellers” have more of a right to be here than anyone else, and that’s just a weird and entitled way to think.

 +1Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: Batman Flying Thing Looks Silly Out Of Context (35 comments)

Haha. “All the streets are shut down” ? Well, a few of them are. And yeah, that causes traffic problems but just leave 15 minutes early for work like everyone else instead of whining about it. Also, “For starters people from the Suburbs NEVER set foot in downtown”… You do realize that most people that work downtown (in Pittsburgh and most cities) commute from the many surrounding suburbs?

 0Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: Batman Flying Thing Looks Silly Out Of Context (35 comments)

Okay, admittedly my hometown (Pittsburgh) doesn’t always have a lot going on in the summer (unless you count the Pirates, but nobody counts the Pirates), so yeah the Batman thing is kind of big! Especially for a part-time unpaid intern who has little else to do, I am pretty excited about them filming here. Last week I went to the set (consisting of a couple blocked-off streets downtown) and took some pictures. Then I got yelled at by a 17 year old “production assistant” in a Ne-Yo t-shirt for taking pictures. Later I saw Chris Nolan and JGL (JGL!). Even later they had everyone vacate a street despite uproarious complaints from corporate suit-types on their lunch breaks who AIN’T CARE ABOUT NO BATMAN. I guess my point is that large scale movie productions are still kind of new to this area, and so yeah, people are kind of freaking out about it. Sure, big action movies get made all the time but not here, so who’s gonna be that asshole who sees the batmobile flying down a street covered in fake snow in the 95 degree summer heat and is like “OH GAWD WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL” ?