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 +15Posted on Mar 1st | re: George Clooney Doesn't Care About Homophobic People (40 comments)

Has Tracy Morgan stabbed him yet?

Yes! PTSmith gets it!

God, I love you guys.

 +7Posted on Feb 22nd | re: Getting Psyched For The Hunger Games Mall Tour! (22 comments)

Your move, Tiffany.

 +19Posted on Feb 21st | re: Christina Hendricks Is The Conductor Of The "I Was Bullied" Train (52 comments)

I can also say from experience that a lot of women are shocked by their bodies when they come out of their awkward phase. It’s a bizarre mental transition from “I am a hideous pimply lady-beast” to “Where the fuck did this ass come from?”

Also, Christina Hendricks sends out some pretty body-positive messages to women and doesn’t seem to take herself too seriously. Respect.

 +29Posted on Feb 21st | re: Christina Hendricks Is The Conductor Of The "I Was Bullied" Train (52 comments)

The woman is known predominantly for her (admittedly glorious) rack rather than her considerable acting talent. I can understand why she’s kind of pissed of about being judged by her looks.

Also, remember when he cut all the funding for the Summerworks festival because it featured a play about Muslims?

Or when he didn’t give a shit about the kids of Attawapiskat having to live under a tarp?

Or when he indefinitely shut down the entire Canadian political system because his government faced a vote of no confidence?

Or when he decided we didn’t need a census?

Or…fuck it. He’s just a bag of dicks. A right wing, openly homophobic bag of dicks.

As a queer feminist living in Toronto, it is really scary to know that we have a Prime Minister who has such an avowed dislike for all three things.

I wish I could say the same for Ontario, but Dalton McGuinty is almost as much as a butthole as Mitt Romney.

#canadagum

Sheesh. What a butthole.

 +4Posted on Jan 31st | re: Can We PLEASE Talk About Gossip Girl's 100th Episode? (50 comments)

Realistically, he’s probably just a douchebag, but still. That’s five rape-y subplots in as many seasons.

 +7Posted on Jan 31st | re: Can We PLEASE Talk About Gossip Girl's 100th Episode? (50 comments)

So far, our Blair has been raped by Chuck’s creepy uncle, pimped out to that same uncle by Chuck himself, lost her unborn child in a horrific accident and suffered multiple nervous breakdowns.

Chuck has also attempted to rape Jenny once, successfully statutory raped her another time, and had to stop his uncle from raping Jenny’s stepmom.

I’m worried about Josh Schwartz, you guys. And by worried I mean “concerned that he might be keeping teenage girls in the cellar.”

 +4Posted on Jan 31st | re: Can We PLEASE Talk About Gossip Girl's 100th Episode? (50 comments)

Katniss Everdeen > Blair Waldorf.

FACT.

 +8Posted on Jan 16th | re: This Is Just A Good Cover Of Bon Jovi's "Livin' On A Prayer" (24 comments)

I don’t know, man. I think it’s HeMan’s song now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

 +6Posted on Jan 16th | re: This Is Just A Good Cover Of Bon Jovi's "Livin' On A Prayer" (24 comments)

Everybody’s Dad is rocking that keyboard.

 +11Posted on Jan 16th | re: One More Tina Fey Videobomb From The Golden Globes (14 comments)

Your move, Clooney.

 +16Posted on Jan 16th | re: "My Video For Briona" (41 comments)

Do you want to go to semi-formal, Dan Robertson? You “don’t feel like going to semi-formal”, Dan Robertson? Well fine then, I will spend the night doing the Macarena with the rest of the Improv Team and having a grand old time and looking awesome in my $35 dress and it will be your loss, Dan Robertson.

 +8Posted on Jan 16th | re: "My Video For Briona" (41 comments)

If there’s one thing I never want to experience again, it’s being fifteen and in love.

 +2Posted on Jan 12th | re: A Woman Paid 50,000 To Clone Her Dog? (27 comments)

Say, Gabe?

How would Birdie feel about me taking her to South Korea?

 +4Posted on Jan 12th | re: A Woman Paid 50,000 To Clone Her Dog? (27 comments)

If this becomes a thing, it will render 101 Dalmatians hilariously dated.

I am so Canadian right now.

 +13Posted on Dec 9th, 2011 | re: The Starbucks Weddings Is Pretty Cute, To Be Honest (14 comments)

I don’t know. There are all these pictures of them sitting in a lovely park and all I can think is “Why didn’t you just get married in the lovely park?”

 +3Posted on Dec 7th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (6 comments)

“He also talks about Young Adult, no doy, and guys I want to see that movie. Not SO bad, not as bad as I want to rent Another Earth on iTunes, but I do want to see it.”

I’m just gonna come right out and say that I really want to be BFF with Kelly.

 +27Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 60: Thanksgiving Movies! (133 comments)

Eat, Pray, Tolerate

 +31Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 60: Thanksgiving Movies! (133 comments)

Poultrygeist

 +17Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 60: Thanksgiving Movies! (133 comments)

As Gourd As It Gets