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 +4Posted on Aug 25th, 2009 | re: I Don't Care About Anna Wintour (58 comments)

I saw her in the lobby of my old job. She’s kinda hot.

 0Posted on Aug 25th, 2009 | re: Breaking Important News Story: One Guy Looks Like Another Guy (27 comments)

You mean that’s not the same guy? Who knew?

 +3Posted on Aug 24th, 2009 | re: The Muscle Companions Have To Stop All From Turning To Road, Duh (45 comments)

I hope this is just the first few minutes of a feature-length film.

 +4Posted on Aug 24th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Ken Hiraki "Bye Bye Melody" (32 comments)

How do leisure singers like this manage to get a string orchestra to play their songs?

 0Posted on Aug 20th, 2009 | re: This Is The Creepiest Music Video I Have Ever Seen (47 comments)

Not just you. You need to sign in for every session. If you shut your browser you need to sign in again, even if it shows you as signed in. Just don’t click “Remember Me” and only sign in by clicking the link at the top of the page.

 0Posted on Aug 20th, 2009 | re: This Is The Creepiest Music Video I Have Ever Seen (47 comments)

Straight out of Mad Max.

 +5Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: Life Imitates Internet: Nora The Piano Cat Playing On The Today Show (23 comments)

Matt Lauer’s mind vacillates between two inner voices:

“I can’t believe this is where I’ve come, years of reporting and I end up interviewing cats who play piano.”

and

” I can’t believe how much they pay me for this shit. Ca Ching!”

 0Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: Let's Paint, Exercise, And Watch Someone Else Paint And Exercise (2 comments)

It is my city?

 +1Posted on Aug 18th, 2009 | re: Fantastic Mysteries: What Is The Secret White Chicks 2 Tagline? (79 comments)

White Chicks 2: Wrath of Wrong

 0Posted on Aug 14th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 6 (411 comments)

Phantom Menace? Really?

 +1Posted on Aug 14th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 6 (411 comments)

Clerks Who Don’t Do Shit

 0Posted on Aug 14th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 6 (411 comments)

The Hostle Where We Torture, then Excuse it with a Clever Plot Twist

Saw Your Eyes Out

 +9Posted on Aug 11th, 2009 | re: Party! Pizza Party! Video Pizza Party! (74 comments)

I’m waiting for “Sausage Fest: Pizza Party II”

 +1Posted on Aug 11th, 2009 | re: The 10th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos: Remembered (130 comments)

I look forward to being dead when these Jug-of-Goos reach any position of infuence in this country.

 +8Posted on Aug 11th, 2009 | re: Twilight Barbies Are A Useful Reminder That Twilight Is For Children (49 comments)

Does the Kristen Stewart doll come with a wooden bowl and bag of weed?

 +2Posted on Aug 8th, 2009 | re: Being White Is Hard: It's Complicated (50 comments)

I’ve seen the entire movie in that trailer. And it was already too long.

 +1Posted on Aug 6th, 2009 | re: These Monkeys Having A Pool Party Are Making Us Look The Fool (30 comments)

That’s just like my backyard, except substitute children for monkeys, and they can’t swim.

 0Posted on Aug 6th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Le Divorce (145 comments)

NOOOO!!! If Naomi Watts is in it it can’t be bad. Even “The Shaft”. Well, maybe “The Shaft”.

 +6Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Guy Who Pays For Impounded Car With Pennies (74 comments)

Someone needs to put all them pennies into a sack and clock that giggling prick. I got your “pure legal tender” right here.

 +2Posted on Jul 27th, 2009 | re: That's Your Gathering: The 10th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos (160 comments)

At first I was all like “whatever”… but then they said GWAR! and I’m all “awww yeaah!”

 -4Posted on Jul 10th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Kevin Smith, An Adult, Tweets About His Wife's Taint (50 comments)

So I take it VideoGum doesn’t listed to Smith’s “SModcast”. This tweek ain’t anything different, except it’s text only.

 -2Posted on Jul 9th, 2009 | re: The World's Worst Visual Metaphor (34 comments)

Is this some sort of allusion to the smell of a stripper’s genitalia?

 -2Posted on Jul 2nd, 2009 | re: Exclusive First Look At A Scene From Asteroids: The Videogame: The Movie (29 comments)

Asteroids vs. Tempest: A Vector Adventure

 +1Posted on Jul 2nd, 2009 | re: Exclusive First Look At A Scene From Asteroids: The Videogame: The Movie (29 comments)

Asteroids vs. Tempest: A Vector Adventure

 -6Posted on Jul 1st, 2009 | re: I Need A Vacation After Watching This Couples Retreat Trailer (30 comments)

Yeah, being married to a woman who looks like Kristin Davis would seriously deflate my sex drive.