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 0Posted on Jan 1st, 2014 | re: The Best Viral Videos Of 2013: A Retrospective (47 comments)

Goodbye, yogurt man. Goodbye FOREVER.

 +1Posted on Dec 23rd, 2013 | re: BeyoncĂ© Shopping, Being So Great, And Doing Something Nice (14 comments)

Nope. Can’t fool me. Nothing is getting past the ‘Eat the cake, Anna May’ lyric that Jay Z spouts on Drunk in Love.

 +3Posted on Oct 30th, 2013 | re: UNDENIABLE Evidence: El Chupacabra Lives In Picayune, Mississippi! (17 comments)

Someone please feed that poor thing! Ugh. Fucking Missississippi.

 +2Posted on Jul 11th, 2013 | re: I'm Worried About The Bridge, You Guys (55 comments)

Best. Analogy. Ever.

 +2Posted on Jul 11th, 2013 | re: I'm Worried About The Bridge, You Guys (55 comments)

TED LEVINE??? Only NOW is Ted Levine being mentioned? I will watch literally anything with Ted Levine. Has anyone seen him in ‘Monk’? Guy is a freaking GENIUS.

 +1Posted on Jul 11th, 2013 | re: I'm Worried About The Bridge, You Guys (55 comments)

Isn’t that ‘Wallander’? Which, also…no love for Wallander? I’ve basically spent the past year and a half meditating on the cinematography alone. Wallander! (Seriously, you should queue it up on Netflix or wherever you can find it asap if you haven’t seen it yet.)

 +23Posted on Jan 25th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (51 comments)

Since this is an open thread I just want to ask if yogurt face man (?) is going to be at the very top of the Vgum right bar for ALL of 2013 because that still, like the video, is 100% completely terrifying and the stuff of nightmares and I would prefer not to ever have my eyes have to witness it ever, ever again. So I’m just asking, do I need to try to avoid Videogum for ALL of 2013 or is there perhaps another thumbnail involving, say, a puppy or a kitty or a cute kid reaction? Or do I need to minimize my window and NEVER scroll to the right because right there, yogurt face man (?) will be waiting. I just want to know what I’m in for, because it’s looking like he (?) is going to be waiting for me. All the time. Can someone please help.

 +3Posted on Dec 31st, 2012 | re: Best People Of 2012 (64 comments)

Really? Only one woman? Huh.

 0Posted on Dec 31st, 2012 | re: Crushes Of 2012 (82 comments)


 +3Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A (184 comments)

I agree wholeheartedly. You are a gentleman and a scholar, Gabe.

 +1Posted on Jun 28th, 2012 | re: Hey, Uh, So, Have You Guys Watched Bunheads? (51 comments)

Oh my god you’re right. And they’re mostly top hats. LOL WUUUT? “Hey do you like this, George? Look, look. Should I get this one? Add it to my collection? Because of how it identifies me as an individual? GEORGE. LOOK. Do you see the feathers? GEORGE! What do you think? Huuuuh?” <—–Amy Sherman-Palladino

 +1Posted on Jun 28th, 2012 | re: Hey, Uh, So, Have You Guys Watched Bunheads? (51 comments)

Wallflower, this is the most valid argument I have read all day, and I have been reading Supreme Court Justice’s decisions all day. Finally, REASON!

 +7Posted on Jun 28th, 2012 | re: WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO FILM SPIDERS! STAY AWAY FROM SPIDERS! (43 comments)

Catweazle, this is the funniest thing I have heard all day. Where do you live that there are centipedes, you two? Please let me know so that I can never live there. JK I love all of god’s creatures. But seriously where do you live.

 +7Posted on Jun 27th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (26 comments)

That cat did get on youtube but can that same someone please have a look at that kitty? It is meowing and possibly hungry and very little and possibly abandoned or lost!!! Please let’s everyone try to be actual, real, living, good people first and internet identities waaaaay last after that! Is anyone else worried about that lil kitten??? I was ALSO very worried about that poor crab! Whew that was an emotionally exhausting Petting Zoo!

 +14Posted on Jun 26th, 2012 | re: Dump Him, Girl: Wedding Party Falls In A Lake (25 comments)

Oh. LORD. Dump him, GIRL. “Sorry, Katherine, but this is going on Facebook.” Hahahaha. ahhhh.

 +9Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (6 comments)


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 +4Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 | re: Avastar: The Avatar Themed Night Club 4 Us (29 comments)

YES! Thank you, Kip. Beat me to the giggle punch.

 +4Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (43 comments)

Yes! I am in agreement with all of these statements, lilbobbytables! Period piece giant costume dramas revolving around forbidden, insurmountable passion is right up my alley. And by alley, I mean euphemism for something else.

 +1Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 | re: Abercrombie & Fitch Models + "Call Me Maybe" = It's Friday, Take It Easy (20 comments)

Waaaaaaaaaaaaay worse than the embarrassing drunk uncle dancing at a wedding. WAY. WORSE. I only made it thru to :58. Anyone else?

 +3Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 | re: A Pre-Emptive Open Thread About How Terrible The Newsroom Is (21 comments)

Don’t care. It’s Sorkin. I’ll watch really anything he writes. ANYTHIIIIIIIING!!! Plus, also, in summary, to add, we’re comparing it to what? So this new Newsroom, which yeah, hasn’t even premiered yet let alone gotten a few episodes in (see superexplosive reaction to Girls after a mere 25 minutes with it), we’re saying it’s bad…compared to what? Have you SEEN or even tried to watch any of the “comedies” on CBS? Oy freakin gevay. There is literally no sane audience for that tripe, and there are SO MANY of them. So even if this show isn’t…I dunno, the next West Wing/Sports Night, is maybe what the critics are hoping? It’s still a bajillion (< real number) times better than two f'ing minutes of Two and a Half Men. So, you know, icing on the cake. Or something.

 0Posted on Jun 21st, 2012 | re: What Did David Say To The Engineer In Prometheus? (28 comments)

“Engineer, does the mere existence of Lena Dunham negate Adam Carolla’s old saw about women not being funny or is he just stating a very basic fact about women?”

 +1Posted on Jun 11th, 2012 | re: 10 Things You Can Do Other Than Jump Across Subway Tracks (22 comments)

AGH first the models now this? Everyone please be mindful of, yes, 1, the gap, and 2, YOUR DAMNED LEGS!

 0Posted on Jun 11th, 2012 | re: Girl Stuff: You Don't Have To Be Perfect At Your Job, Ladies (26 comments)

Ohhhh I need a gif of that last one, Cat in the Hat full suit falling. I could LOL for days. Ah man, I feel really bad for all of their ankles (totally, catweazle) but this, I really needed this today. Thanks, LADIES!

 +1Posted on May 9th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (13 comments)

You guys I think we all need to talk about what really just happened here, which is that we all just got Rickrolled by a Whitney Houston song when we were innocently promised Dachshund And Pug Fighting In Bee And Dinosaur Costumes. There are not enough black metal songs in the world to erase this.