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 +7Posted on Feb 16th, 2011 | re: Cedar Rapids: A Comedy For Everyone (?) (43 comments)

The disadvantage of living in a non-arts-heavy city means I’ll have to wait until it makes its wide release. Black Swan got people here so pumped that there were outbursts of applause during the girl-on-girl. I can only gather that it was their reaction to the ineffable cinematic beauty and cultural profoundness we rarely see here. I really see no other explanation.

 +19Posted on Feb 15th, 2011 | re: Meet Today's Guest Blogger: BradOFarrell (67 comments)

I’ll second that. I was in meetings/busy all day yesterday, but I still made sure to find time to read all of her posts. Nightmare guest blogging was more important than being a good employee.

Also, welcome, Brad!

 +7Posted on Feb 10th, 2011 | re: Supercuts Are The New Sexual Fetishes (21 comments)

Do they sell shortbread? Ah nevermind, I’ll take a small coffee. You better not short change me though.

 +10Posted on Feb 10th, 2011 | re: Supercuts Are The New Sexual Fetishes (21 comments)

It was also a tiny bit belittling, but that’s just a small matter. I can overlook it.

A frequent conversation my roommate has with me centers around how he will show his future kids the old movies and TV shows first before the newer stuff. I can’t help but agree, but then I think that perhaps it’s nostalgia that’s really laying the foundation for his love of these things, rather than any true quality of writing.

Sure, he should show his kids good old movies like Star Wars, but making them relive all facets of his childhood would be more like making carbon-copy kids than well-versed ones because “the shows these days just aren’t as good.” I’m talking more cartoons than Star Wars here.

If nothing else, though, he’ll avoid accidently showing them porn.

 +5Posted on Feb 7th, 2011 | re: Una Vez Mas (49 comments)

Música de Tron: Legado! Bailamos!

Nacho, nacho, burrito!

 +17Posted on Feb 4th, 2011 | re: This Is A Photograph Of Russell Brand In High School (53 comments)

Can you blame him for his pent up anger. I mean, his girlfriend…woof!

 +36Posted on Feb 4th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (158 comments)

“I just love babies. I love their creepy little hands and the way they crawl fast like a rat monster.”

 +34Posted on Feb 4th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (158 comments)

“There really is a tremendous amount of quivering.”

 +49Posted on Feb 4th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (158 comments)

When Annie performed her sexual moves as Hector the Well-Endowed, I read her lips saying, “I pull out my huge member,” but my brain only received “FuhThump!”

 +8Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: Charlie Sheen Public Statement Or Warm Animals Open Thread (102 comments)

Wait, warm cat or cat in heat?

 +18Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: This Is Your Dance Of Seduction: The Moist-Maker (100 comments)

I’ve been made successfully moist.

 +23Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: This Is Your Dance Of Seduction: The Moist-Maker (100 comments)

The blue screen is to seamlessly transport them to your wildest fantasy location.

Moist maker on the moon? you got it!
Moist maker in a dairy farm? you got it!
Moist maker in Mordor? you got it!

 +9Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: Posted By Popular Demand: Pro Wrestling Dance Off Video (40 comments)

viva la dance dance revolucion

 +8Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: Breaking Ant News: Have You Seen This Ant Murderer? (46 comments)

She purposely wore those deceptive pink shoes of destruction. A baby-blue machete would be far less threatening, inviting even.

 +13Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: Two Corgis Playing Tetherball: Whoever Loses We Win (37 comments)

Their looks of self-satisfied delight are enough. I’m set for the day.

 +3Posted on Feb 2nd, 2011 | re: Bill O'Reilly Would Like To Know Where The Moon Came From, Please (85 comments)

Account Settings/Manage Privacy/Apps and Websites (on the bottom)

 +8Posted on Feb 2nd, 2011 | re: Bill O'Reilly Would Like To Know Where The Moon Came From, Please (85 comments)

That’s the beauty of science, it changes with new evidence. Who knows? In ten years Bill O’Reilly’s weekly insights may drastically skew towards himself being God. At that point, it will be necessary to reevaluate and conclude he is a massive hyper-douche-asshole.

Your point stands, lawblog. Science is power!

 +18Posted on Feb 2nd, 2011 | re: Champagne Taste (45 comments)

De Niro?

 +7Posted on Feb 2nd, 2011 | re: Bridesmaids Trailer, You Guys (82 comments)

And 25 cents to Bachelor Party, inflation and whatnot.

 +9Posted on Feb 1st, 2011 | re: Close Reading The Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue Cover Photo (104 comments)

I’m curious about Mark Wahlberg’s secret sauce.

 +4Posted on Feb 1st, 2011 | re: Close Reading The Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue Cover Photo (104 comments)

A minute too late…you bested me.

 +3Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Bob Nelson (76 comments)

Indeed.

 +10Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Bob Nelson (76 comments)

He probably stumbled across this idea after it dawned on him that his own marriage was being trumped by the tender hearts vying for legal gay marriage. “Those damn gays, trying to be legally tender,” he thought.

 +8Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: Nine And A Half Hours Of Michael Caine Not Blinking (38 comments)

I’d eat that in the blink of an eye.