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much better than quentin tetrazzini.
something is shifting in my pants
sorry not sorry
this settles it. never working out again.
i love percy jackson and also the Egyptian mythology books that the author writes and i talk about them all the time! I talked about them for like 45 minutes at a dinner at a fancy restaurant the other night with some friends. And they still gave me a hug when I left! What a world!
i was dead the whole time.
not even him???
new season just started, i believe. i’m trying to catch up on netflix before i dive into it though.
no question about who Tap-Man and The Catch are, though.
i waited all week for the “how was everyone’s day today” post to talk about this, but there wasn’t one. soooo: ON SUNDAY NIGHT I LITERALLY KNEW WHAT WAS UP WITH TOPHER GRACE. He was sitting on a plane, in coach, next to me. He worked on a screenplay called “Realm Master” and then watched Finding Nemo! Nice guy! He used the bathroom twice!
was just wondering if shia had plagiarized anything recently. feels really great to know the answer.
just bring back Nick Arcade already.
my boss hurt is back, so he has turned his desk into a standing desk. i’ll let him know not to read this article, as he has nowhere else to go.
i have no idea how meatballs are made.
now that’s a spicy, organically-grown, oregano-infused and locally bred beef meatball!
i had hernia surgery! #scartissue
“Rocknroll, 34, who changed his name from Abel Smith, works at Virgin Galactic, Branson’s space travel venture, as head of marketing, promotion and astronaut experience.”
and it’s 11:55 pm!
i watched the whole thing!
Kramer gives segway tours of his life during the dot com boom.
in an update to last week’s award-winning “i went to the doctor” post, i had a CT Scan on Monday. It was weird and mildly unpleasant (you have to drink a bunch of stuff called Contrast that tastes terrible, then get an IV of iodine which makes you feel like you’re peeing yourself even though you aren’t – it’s the coolest/least cool experience ever). Anyways, I have 3 hernias! I didn’t even know that was possible, but at least it is something treatable and they figured it out. Now I have to get sliced open a little bit most likely over the Xmas holiday, but hurrah, I went to the doctor and they are going to fix me! Hopefully!
also i checked instagram in the exam room which now feels very weird and wrong.
i went to the doctor for the first time in forever (like, i don’t know when I went last) because I’ve had some weird stomach pains for a while and im a worrier and it was driving my brain crazy. they took blood and urine and i’m going to have a ct scan, which sounds really scary. but im glad i went and hope it’s nothing bad and all. my parents are obviously worried becuase they live like 3000 miles away, but i feel like this was a big step to becoming a grown-up; having a problem and then trying to do something about it. so im hope im ok and all, but really i hope this starts a new process where i go to the doctor more often than once every 12 years.
links open new tabs!!!!!!!!
feel like it should be spelled Kristmas, but I’m glad it isn’t.
im thankful for being able to fly a few thousand miles to spend a few days with my family to listen to my parents yell at the dog. we don’t have a doggy door and she just stands at the door all day long to hang out for like 5 seconds and then she wants to come in and then she wants to go out. but they’re trying to teach her that that’s not how you do it, but my dog is like 15 years old people years, so she’s not learning any new tricks as they say. oh, and she’s deaf! and cute! love my dog! and my family!