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 +31Posted on Feb 7th, 2014 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (279 comments)

suddenly my stupid job feels much more like a job.

i will miss this place so much. rip.

those bastards can take our trampoline accidents, but they can never take our friendly chats with each other!

 +7Posted on Feb 6th, 2014 | re: Who Should Play Maverick Jr. In Top Gun 2? (9 comments)

i saw a baby on the street the other day. how come he isn’t on this list?!

 +4Posted on Feb 5th, 2014 | re: Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace? (53 comments)

i never got to tell this story because it happened after this column stopped running, but I sat next to Topher Grace on an airplane last year! In coach!

He was very nice, let me have the window seat, worked on a horror comedy script and watched the movie Finding Nemo. Then he took a nap. So that’s what was up with Topher Grace that one day last year.

Thanks for your time!

 +7Posted on Feb 4th, 2014 | re: Double Dog: The Today Show Challenge (39 comments)

this is probably my favorite post on this entire website.

 +12Posted on Feb 3rd, 2014 | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (353 comments)

i would love to see a round-up of some of the dare posts from a while ago (today show, steve wilko show, hollywood tour, etc)

At least it’s not poop mountain!

 +4Posted on Jan 27th, 2014 | re: Best New Party Game: Monday Movies (33 comments)

Eight Crazy Mondays

 +17Posted on Jan 23rd, 2014 | re: Best New Party Game: Sick Movies! (67 comments)

Sneezy A

 +4Posted on Jan 13th, 2014 | re: Best New Party Game: Golden Globes Movies (21 comments)

12 Years A Seat Filler

 +2Posted on Jan 8th, 2014 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (125 comments)


yeah should be ok weather, other than a chance of rain, which is much better than a chance of snow.

 +16Posted on Jan 8th, 2014 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (125 comments)

i started running a few months ago to give myself something to instead of work, go home, watch tv, drink gin, and go to sleep.

i didn’t think i would keep up with it, but i did! and i actually really like running! And I know this isn’t today, but on Sunday is my first real race. It was supposed to be a 5K, but they changed it to a 5 mile race, so I’ve been training a lot. But it’s been so cold in NYC that it’s been hard to keep a schedule.

But i am, let me tell you, so super excited to run this race on Sunday! Some friends are coming to the finish line and we are going to eat after and it will just be fun!

So now I just have to try and not fall on any ice between now and Sunday. Spandex!

zac saffron

 +5Posted on Dec 19th, 2013 | re: The Best Viral Videos Of 2013: A Retrospective (47 comments)

oh my gosh kelly that was so good!

 +4Posted on Nov 26th, 2013 | re: Happy Holidays From The New York Mets (22 comments)

so much fun!

 +7Posted on Nov 21st, 2013 | re: Brainstorming Names For The Batman Vs. Superman Movie (67 comments)

Man Of Steel Goes Knight Knight

this whole special blew my mind. and then when i went to touch my head to feel my blown mind, it wasn’t there. it was in my back pocket, where david blaine left it!

 +3Posted on Nov 8th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Fast Food Movies (64 comments)


 +6Posted on Oct 30th, 2013 | re: When The Fuck Did Sarah Become A Super On Parenthood? (27 comments)

i don’t watch this show, so i’m just going to believe that she has become superhuman.

 +2Posted on Oct 29th, 2013 | re: Other Things I Would Like To See People Doing In LED Stick Figure Suits (21 comments)

draw stick figures.

i posted this again because i posted it last night and nothing happened and i got scared and i never know what’s going on in the world so sorry sue me.

one of them is definitely The Mole.

one of them is The Mole.

i just had an arugula salad with grilled chicken, sun-dried tomatoes, carrots and a balsamic vinigiarette.

It’s part of my two-days-old “Try to Eat A Salad Every Day” Initiative.

Which has been at odds with my lifelong “Try To Eat Like A Polar Bear” Solution.

Check back never to see how I’m doing!

when that nazi wiped blood off his shoe, i was like, “did he just pee blood? he should see a doctor! peeing blood is not something you just ignore and throw down the toilet! you can probably beat this if you treat it early enough!”

then i remembered (somehow) that i have a pretty terrible short-term memory!