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So what is up with the pictures of Joseph Merrick (the person Elephant Man was based on) behind Bradley Cooper?
“See that person here! Pretend that person over there looks just like him! THE MAGIC OF THEEEEAAATRE!”
I just don’t get him and his ilk that think the GLBT community is some subversive group intent on eroding America. Obviously I can only speak for myself, but regardless of intent, I am way too lazy to erode anything. I think santorum greatly overestimates my capabilities and drive.
Top score, lilbobbytables. I want to put this on signs for some protest, but, well, you know.
I like how it’s John Scott 3, and not John Scott III. Very Hollywood! Though he is obviously missing out on the chance to have his name be John Scott 3: Port of Call – The Squeakuel.
(Sorry, that should’ve been “from here on out,” not “for now.”)
So I would be enjoying this 311 meme more if I knew more 311 songs. I thought I knew some, but not enough apparently!
Though I think for now I’m just going to assume everything djfreshie says is a 311 reference.
Has anyone noticed that in the Social Reader sidebar this post has a thumbnail of Ann Coultier? And how that’s actually kind of fitting?
“Ok Luke, we know you had to carve it up and sleep inside to keep from freezing to death, we get that and don’t blame you. But did you really have to put that ridiculous scarf around it? Also, what’s with the mannequin head?”
I would watch the hell out of this!
And maybe still be massively bored between all the hellish laughter.
I’m personally waiting for the witch haus bean bag tossers.
DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME INTERNET.
ALSO HOW IS THIS EVEN PUDDING IT IS IN THE FORM OF A FLOWER OR SOME SHIT.
Also, I totes forgot the replying feature was busted on this post, so my comment about missing out on shenanigans was in regards to Mr. Hausfrau’s comment re: all the dicks on the face, because what?
While you’re at it, feel free to check out my site ThisWasAVeryImportantFact [dot] com.
[Disclaimer! Not an actual site... to my knowledge.]
Aww, I kinda want to be a member of the Shygum that we do not talk about because we do not talk about Shygum, though I think I really should just be a member of AlwaysLateToThePartyGum.
Wow, so… I’m really sorry I missed out on whatever the shenanigans were here.
“By the hammer of Chris Hemsworth.” <–This just totally blew my mind. Like, a gigantic splatter on the wall behind me. Seriously, it's kind of gross and a huge mess. But, you know.
(Hm, I guess that is what I get for not refreshing the page.)
You know spam bot, it’s offensive to use “gay” in a derogatory manner.
You said Adam Hughes. I’m pretty sure adding “cheesecake” in there is just redundant.
In other news, I totes think Catwoman with a kitten on top of the head should be my Halloween costume. I mean, there is that allergic-to-cats problem, but details, details…
Oh man, I’m still not sure I can think of an opening I hate more than the Season 2 and afterwards opening for the L Word:
I have nothing against the visuals really, the song is just SO. STUPID. I had never missed a 5 second techno-filled opening title sequence so much (the Season 1 opening… though maybe memories of a friend excitedly singing “OOMPA oompa OOMPA oompa…” along with it helped).
P.S. – Clarissa Explains It All, yo! YOU KNOW YOU ALL WANT TO SING ALONG.
So scanning over this, “Smurf & Turf” and “@CharlieDick And The Streets” ran together so that I thought I saw something about Smurfdick. SIGH.
If they are urchins highly trained in Doing the Urkel, I’m in!
I keep looking at this, and part of my brain goes “…MIA?”
And then the other part of my brain is all like “uh, no dude.”
So I love that Gabe’s Orphan poster is the picture for this post, even if that Orphan post was like eleventy million years ago or something.
But seriously, that Orphan poster is a masterpiece of LOLs.
Dammit, I hate to say it, but Moses Martin is my hero now. Because “mosessupposes” is obviously the best handle of all time.
…now, does stealing that handle mean I should legally change my name too…?
You can always tell the ones who come over here from Stereogum…