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 +2Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: Bradley Cooper IS The Elephant Man (32 comments)

So what is up with the pictures of Joseph Merrick (the person Elephant Man was based on) behind Bradley Cooper?
“See that person here! Pretend that person over there looks just like him! THE MAGIC OF THEEEEAAATRE!”

 +1Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 | re: Ellen Scores A Point For Gay Rights AND JC Penny's Brand Image (72 comments)

I just don’t get him and his ilk that think the GLBT community is some subversive group intent on eroding America. Obviously I can only speak for myself, but regardless of intent, I am way too lazy to erode anything. I think santorum greatly overestimates my capabilities and drive.

Top score, lilbobbytables. I want to put this on signs for some protest, but, well, you know.

 0Posted on Dec 15th, 2011 | re: My The Black List, 2011 (67 comments)

I like how it’s John Scott 3, and not John Scott III. Very Hollywood! Though he is obviously missing out on the chance to have his name be John Scott 3: Port of Call – The Squeakuel.

 +1Posted on Dec 15th, 2011 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite TV Shows Of 2011 (90 comments)

(Sorry, that should’ve been “from here on out,” not “for now.”)

 +3Posted on Dec 15th, 2011 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite TV Shows Of 2011 (90 comments)

So I would be enjoying this 311 meme more if I knew more 311 songs. I thought I knew some, but not enough apparently!
Though I think for now I’m just going to assume everything djfreshie says is a 311 reference.

 +1Posted on Nov 10th, 2011 | re: NSFW: "Me And My Mom Dancing To My Neck My Back" (39 comments)

Has anyone noticed that in the Social Reader sidebar this post has a thumbnail of Ann Coultier? And how that’s actually kind of fitting?

 0Posted on Nov 10th, 2011 | re: Girl Stuff: 25 Ways To Wear A Scarf! (+More Ways) (46 comments)

“Ok Luke, we know you had to carve it up and sleep inside to keep from freezing to death, we get that and don’t blame you. But did you really have to put that ridiculous scarf around it? Also, what’s with the mannequin head?”

 0Posted on Nov 10th, 2011 | re: Who Should Produce The Academy Awards?! (99 comments)

I would watch the hell out of this!
And maybe still be massively bored between all the hellish laughter.

 +1Posted on Nov 10th, 2011 | re: The Dubstep Juggler Can Help Us Love Dubstep (41 comments)

I’m personally waiting for the witch haus bean bag tossers.
DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME INTERNET.

ALSO HOW IS THIS EVEN PUDDING IT IS IN THE FORM OF A FLOWER OR SOME SHIT.

Just sayin’.

 0Posted on Nov 10th, 2011 | re: New Commenters' New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks! (187 comments)

Also, I totes forgot the replying feature was busted on this post, so my comment about missing out on shenanigans was in regards to Mr. Hausfrau’s comment re: all the dicks on the face, because what?

While you’re at it, feel free to check out my site ThisWasAVeryImportantFact [dot] com.
[Disclaimer! Not an actual site... to my knowledge.]

 +3Posted on Nov 10th, 2011 | re: New Commenters' New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks! (187 comments)

Aww, I kinda want to be a member of the Shygum that we do not talk about because we do not talk about Shygum, though I think I really should just be a member of AlwaysLateToThePartyGum.

 0Posted on Nov 10th, 2011 | re: New Commenters' New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks! (187 comments)

Wow, so… I’m really sorry I missed out on whatever the shenanigans were here.

 +2Posted on Nov 10th, 2011 | re: New Commenters' New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks! (187 comments)

“By the hammer of Chris Hemsworth.” <–This just totally blew my mind. Like, a gigantic splatter on the wall behind me. Seriously, it's kind of gross and a huge mess. But, you know.

 +3Posted on Oct 4th, 2011 | re: Will You Guys Please Stop Raping Johnny Depp? (33 comments)

(Hm, I guess that is what I get for not refreshing the page.)

 +6Posted on Oct 4th, 2011 | re: Will You Guys Please Stop Raping Johnny Depp? (33 comments)

You know spam bot, it’s offensive to use “gay” in a derogatory manner.

 0Posted on Sep 27th, 2011 | re: Let's Give Anne Hathaway A More Interesting Catwoman Costume (35 comments)

You said Adam Hughes. I’m pretty sure adding “cheesecake” in there is just redundant.

In other news, I totes think Catwoman with a kitten on top of the head should be my Halloween costume. I mean, there is that allergic-to-cats problem, but details, details…

 0Posted on Sep 15th, 2011 | re: The 10 Best TV Opening Title Sequences (157 comments)

Oh man, I’m still not sure I can think of an opening I hate more than the Season 2 and afterwards opening for the L Word:
http://youtu.be/KztPyZH6dWU
I have nothing against the visuals really, the song is just SO. STUPID. I had never missed a 5 second techno-filled opening title sequence so much (the Season 1 opening… though maybe memories of a friend excitedly singing “OOMPA oompa OOMPA oompa…” along with it helped).

/fun facts

P.S. – Clarissa Explains It All, yo! YOU KNOW YOU ALL WANT TO SING ALONG.

 0Posted on Sep 15th, 2011 | re: The 10 Best TV Opening Title Sequences (157 comments)

WOOO-OOOH!

 0Posted on Sep 15th, 2011 | re: Ashley Greene IS Charles Dickens' Oliva Twisted (28 comments)

So scanning over this, “Smurf & Turf” and “@CharlieDick And The Streets” ran together so that I thought I saw something about Smurfdick. SIGH.

 0Posted on Sep 15th, 2011 | re: Ashley Greene IS Charles Dickens' Oliva Twisted (28 comments)

If they are urchins highly trained in Doing the Urkel, I’m in!

I keep looking at this, and part of my brain goes “…MIA?”
And then the other part of my brain is all like “uh, no dude.”

Fun fact!

 +1Posted on Feb 2nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 46: Honest Taglines (220 comments)

So I love that Gabe’s Orphan poster is the picture for this post, even if that Orphan post was like eleventy million years ago or something.
But seriously, that Orphan poster is a masterpiece of LOLs.

Dammit, I hate to say it, but Moses Martin is my hero now. Because “mosessupposes” is obviously the best handle of all time.
…now, does stealing that handle mean I should legally change my name too…?

 +2Posted on Nov 30th, 2010 | re: Top 10 Things That Are Better Than Breakdance Battle Videos (72 comments)

You can always tell the ones who come over here from Stereogum…