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What does a black woman have to do beyond staring in the biggest movie of all time, a renewal of the biggest Sci-Fi franchise of all time, and being very pretty/thin? Star in a Tyler Perry movie!!!

 0Posted on Jan 28th, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: Kirstie Alley Does A Poetry Reading (31 comments)

Oh fuck, this is embarrassing.

As long as I’m going downhill, I’ll admit, right here, right now, that I saw every episode of Fat Actress even though they canceled Dead Like Me to make room for it. Fuck yeah!

 -2Posted on Jan 28th, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: Kirstie Alley Does A Poetry Reading (31 comments)

Um, “A Haiku for Joy Behar”, was not a haiku!!! Why is Kirstie Alley such a POET FRAUD HEAD??? Yeah, that’s right…FOREVER!

 +5Posted on Jan 28th, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: Kirstie Alley Does A Poetry Reading (31 comments)

Um, “A Haiku for Joy Behar”, was not a haiku!!! Why is Kirstie Alley such a poet FRAUD??? Yeah, that’s right…FOREVER!

 +10Posted on Jan 28th, 2010 | re: Liveblogging Jay Leno On Oprah (54 comments)

I am having so much fun realizing that someone can recognize and name a black eyed pea guy who isn’t Fergie or Will.I.Amm.

 +1Posted on Jan 26th, 2010 | re: I Am Just Really Looking Forward To The Ricky Gervais Show (28 comments)

Animated Ricky Gervais is freaking me out.

I’m so scared to think what I would look like all drawn up… horror caricatures from the Bar Mitzvah Hall of Shame are coming straight to mind.

 +2Posted on Jan 26th, 2010 | re: I Am Just Really Looking Forward To The Ricky Gervais Show (28 comments)

I have no absolutely no doubt that this will be brilliant, but does anyone remember that awful show Comedy Central had for a few weeks, a few years ago, where they basically animated band stand-up material?

 0Posted on Jan 23rd, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (58 comments)

Aw, man, in my first week of videogum commenting, I had two comments that had a score in the mid-40s. So close, SO CLOSE. brb, committing seppuku

 +1Posted on Jan 22nd, 2010 | re: A Round Up Of Positive Reviews Of Tooth Fairy (44 comments)

So weird that they have tried to catapult Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as a movie star so many times and so many times has it gone absolutely nowhere. When are they going to give up? One can smell what the Rock is cooking and it’s nothing spectacular.

 +5Posted on Jan 22nd, 2010 | re: A Round Up Of Positive Reviews Of Tooth Fairy (44 comments)

calm down.

 +45Posted on Jan 20th, 2010 | re: The Truth Is We All Want To Be At A Miley Cyrus Dance Party (65 comments)

Boom Boom No.

 +6Posted on Jan 20th, 2010 | re: The Truth Is We All Want To Be At A Miley Cyrus Dance Party (65 comments)

Exactly. I love how Miley Cyrus’ career trajectory is so formulaic – like, she has checked off every box of a teen idol.

 +14Posted on Jan 20th, 2010 | re: Mini Daddy! Easily One Of The Top 10 Daddies Of All Time! (45 comments)

I’m blaming Sean Kingston for some reason.

Comuntity

I want a Parks and Recreation porn parody, but like, not a parody, but I want to see Ron Swanson fucking, basically.

 +5Posted on Jan 19th, 2010 | re: Miley Cyrus FAIL (14 comments)

and it’s from ebaumsworld, according to the youtube info box thing. Oh, ebaumsworld, the middle school me misses you.

 +3Posted on Jan 19th, 2010 | re: Miley Cyrus FAIL (14 comments)

Wait – this is completely fake. This was done to Beyonce (also performing on Today) a few months ago.

 -1Posted on Jan 18th, 2010 | re: The Big Bang Theory Minus The Laugh-Track Is All The Same To Me (45 comments)

bye, Jim Davis.

 0Posted on Jan 18th, 2010 | re: The Big Bang Theory Minus The Laugh-Track Is All The Same To Me (45 comments)

Being gay is funny!

 +18Posted on Jan 18th, 2010 | re: The Big Bang Theory Minus The Laugh-Track Is All The Same To Me (45 comments)

Oh my god, that’s brilliant. It makes the sitcom look like some postmodern play.

I wonder what would be the best sitcom to de-laugh-track-ify and make totally creepy. Married with Children, without the crowd catcalling Kelly Bundy?

 +9Posted on Jan 18th, 2010 | re: Be Good Johnny Weir Is About What Exactly? (25 comments)

I like how it’s on Sundance Channel.

Let him be as gay as he wants, in my opinion. He’s a figure skater, why bother trying to combate stereotypes. He performed a skating tribute to Poker Face last year, fer christ’s sake.

 +44Posted on Jan 18th, 2010 | re: The 2010 Golden Globes (56 comments)

He and Luke Wilson need to do some buddy cop movie where they just bloat in front of your eyes for two hours.

 +3Posted on Jan 18th, 2010 | re: The 2010 Golden Globes (56 comments)

Also, I enjoy how Felicity Huffman’s total weirdness while presenting is being brushed aside because she’s boring or something.

 +1Posted on Jan 18th, 2010 | re: The 2010 Golden Globes (56 comments)

I forgive the Golden Globes because I have a weakness for award shows and this is the floppiest award show of them all.

 +3Posted on Jan 11th, 2010 | re: Sarah Palin Is A "Journalist" For FOX News, Or: Puppies! (101 comments)

I might actually watch a show hosted by Dan Quayle.