What does a black woman have to do beyond staring in the biggest movie of all time, a renewal of the biggest Sci-Fi franchise of all time, and being very pretty/thin? Star in a Tyler Perry movie!!!
Oh fuck, this is embarrassing.
As long as I’m going downhill, I’ll admit, right here, right now, that I saw every episode of Fat Actress even though they canceled Dead Like Me to make room for it. Fuck yeah!
Um, “A Haiku for Joy Behar”, was not a haiku!!! Why is Kirstie Alley such a POET FRAUD HEAD??? Yeah, that’s right…FOREVER!
Um, “A Haiku for Joy Behar”, was not a haiku!!! Why is Kirstie Alley such a poet FRAUD??? Yeah, that’s right…FOREVER!
I am having so much fun realizing that someone can recognize and name a black eyed pea guy who isn’t Fergie or Will.I.Amm.
Animated Ricky Gervais is freaking me out.
I’m so scared to think what I would look like all drawn up… horror caricatures from the Bar Mitzvah Hall of Shame are coming straight to mind.
I have no absolutely no doubt that this will be brilliant, but does anyone remember that awful show Comedy Central had for a few weeks, a few years ago, where they basically animated band stand-up material?
Aw, man, in my first week of videogum commenting, I had two comments that had a score in the mid-40s. So close, SO CLOSE. brb, committing seppuku
So weird that they have tried to catapult Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as a movie star so many times and so many times has it gone absolutely nowhere. When are they going to give up? One can smell what the Rock is cooking and it’s nothing spectacular.
Boom Boom No.
Exactly. I love how Miley Cyrus’ career trajectory is so formulaic – like, she has checked off every box of a teen idol.
I’m blaming Sean Kingston for some reason.
I want a Parks and Recreation porn parody, but like, not a parody, but I want to see Ron Swanson fucking, basically.
and it’s from ebaumsworld, according to the youtube info box thing. Oh, ebaumsworld, the middle school me misses you.
Wait – this is completely fake. This was done to Beyonce (also performing on Today) a few months ago.
bye, Jim Davis.
Being gay is funny!
Oh my god, that’s brilliant. It makes the sitcom look like some postmodern play.
I wonder what would be the best sitcom to de-laugh-track-ify and make totally creepy. Married with Children, without the crowd catcalling Kelly Bundy?
I like how it’s on Sundance Channel.
Let him be as gay as he wants, in my opinion. He’s a figure skater, why bother trying to combate stereotypes. He performed a skating tribute to Poker Face last year, fer christ’s sake.
He and Luke Wilson need to do some buddy cop movie where they just bloat in front of your eyes for two hours.
Also, I enjoy how Felicity Huffman’s total weirdness while presenting is being brushed aside because she’s boring or something.
I forgive the Golden Globes because I have a weakness for award shows and this is the floppiest award show of them all.
I might actually watch a show hosted by Dan Quayle.