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 +7Posted on Oct 8th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Song Contest: The Finalists (207 comments)

wow, is “we monsters” on itunes yet.. cause it needs to be my ringtone. thanks mc lawblog

 0Posted on Jan 6th, 2010 | re: That's Your Perfume: White Diamond Perfume (33 comments)

Hey! My mom uses the perfume. :(

 0Posted on Dec 31st, 2009 | re: The Worst People Of 2009 (118 comments)

Wow, I wish I could unlearn the Wes Anderson part. He’s been my favorite director since Royal, strengthened by Life Aquatic, and now I can no longer blindly love him as I did. I can’t wait for 2010 and all the trite, no longer shocking to our numbed media stories **Roman Polanski** are gone and we get new ones.

 +5Posted on Dec 7th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hope Floats (118 comments)

At which college do you teach? I’d love to take one of your classes.. seems like the most distracted/videogum referencing professor ever.

 0Posted on Dec 2nd, 2009 | re: You Guys, Let's Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real! (349 comments)

I will definitely be there. Another semi left out always reader, infrequent commenter. And I was kicking myself for missing last year’s shindig.

 +2Posted on May 30th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: This Fucking Guy (68 comments)

this is :(
and i’m pretty sure the reason why he’s so convinced that shoving a piece of metal through the skin of fruit is like sex is because he has never had access to a real vagina, ever.

 -12Posted on May 12th, 2009 | re: Milk Advertisers Find A Whole New Way To Be Gross (50 comments)

as someone with nice hair who never drank milk.. yeah.
but Lindsay is hyper sensitive about everything involving women appearance, I’ve noticed.

 +3Posted on May 12th, 2009 | re: The Hills: In This Economy, It's Tough To Find Pretend Work (16 comments)

L.C. really reminds me of every smug, boring, white woman boss I’ve ever had.

 +4Posted on May 5th, 2009 | re: Lil Kim Is On The Cutting Edge Of 2003 Internet Culture (31 comments)

“download me on his floppy disk”?!?!?!?!

 +3Posted on Apr 30th, 2009 | re: Is Dan Quinn The New Joel Bauer, Or The White Mr. Chi-City? (46 comments)

sooo.. does this mean i should try it and it’ll make me skinny? like.. is it work a shot?
probably not ’cause he’s insane.