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 +7Posted on Oct 8th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Song Contest: The Finalists (207 comments)

wow, is “we monsters” on itunes yet.. cause it needs to be my ringtone. thanks mc lawblog

 0Posted on Jan 6th, 2010 | re: That's Your Perfume: White Diamond Perfume (33 comments)

Hey! My mom uses the perfume. :(

 0Posted on Dec 31st, 2009 | re: The Worst People Of 2009 (118 comments)

Wow, I wish I could unlearn the Wes Anderson part. He’s been my favorite director since Royal, strengthened by Life Aquatic, and now I can no longer blindly love him as I did. I can’t wait for 2010 and all the trite, no longer shocking to our numbed media stories **Roman Polanski** are gone and we get new ones.

 +5Posted on Dec 7th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hope Floats (119 comments)

At which college do you teach? I’d love to take one of your classes.. seems like the most distracted/videogum referencing professor ever.

 0Posted on Dec 2nd, 2009 | re: You Guys, Let's Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real! (349 comments)

I will definitely be there. Another semi left out always reader, infrequent commenter. And I was kicking myself for missing last year’s shindig.

 +2Posted on May 30th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: This Fucking Guy (68 comments)

this is :(
and i’m pretty sure the reason why he’s so convinced that shoving a piece of metal through the skin of fruit is like sex is because he has never had access to a real vagina, ever.

 -12Posted on May 12th, 2009 | re: Milk Advertisers Find A Whole New Way To Be Gross (50 comments)

as someone with nice hair who never drank milk.. yeah.
but Lindsay is hyper sensitive about everything involving women appearance, I’ve noticed.

 +3Posted on May 12th, 2009 | re: The Hills: In This Economy, It's Tough To Find Pretend Work (16 comments)

L.C. really reminds me of every smug, boring, white woman boss I’ve ever had.

 +4Posted on May 5th, 2009 | re: Lil Kim Is On The Cutting Edge Of 2003 Internet Culture (31 comments)

“download me on his floppy disk”?!?!?!?!

 +3Posted on Apr 30th, 2009 | re: Is Dan Quinn The New Joel Bauer, Or The White Mr. Chi-City? (46 comments)

sooo.. does this mean i should try it and it’ll make me skinny? like.. is it work a shot?
probably not ’cause he’s insane.

 +4Posted on Apr 30th, 2009 | re: Sonya The Slow Loris Is Nothing But A Godless Worm-Killing Machine (21 comments)

darn! you beat me to it.. was just about to say those are meal worms. i guess we’re the only weirdos here who recognized that they don’t look much like caterpillars and who had weird pets? i fed mine to hamsters & turtles.

 +3Posted on Apr 21st, 2009 | re: That's Not Your Girlfriend: Susan Boyle (59 comments)

why is she wearing a wedding ring if she’s “never been kissed”?
o yeah and good job.

 +2Posted on Apr 11th, 2009 | re: The Amazing Story Of Two Bratz Dolls In Love (17 comments)

someone take lindsay’s videogum posting rights away for a day or two.

 +3Posted on Mar 27th, 2009 | re: Hogwarts School Of Bitchcraft And Jockery (29 comments)

damn.. harry potter nerds have foul mouths lately. JUST LET GO! THERE WON’T BE ANY MORE BOOKS!

jk i love hp :)

 +3Posted on Mar 24th, 2009 | re: The Videogum List Of 100 Movies To See Before You Die (220 comments)

fight club.

 +10Posted on Mar 20th, 2009 | re: The Time Has Come To Defend Kristen Stewart (128 comments)

Kristen’s behavior is fine. We have more than enough simpering, brown nosing empty headed celebrities out there. Isn’t it acceptable yet to be a bit aloof and distracted?
Oh and I can’t really see the eye roll.. but whatever. Commentary is commentary, and commentators are usually that because they’re funny/ bitchy.

 +5Posted on Mar 18th, 2009 | re: Only Suckers Will Miss Friday's NYC Screening Of The Room (20 comments)

Uhm.. thank you so much Lindsay for not only introducing me to the cinematic masterpiece known as The Room but also for sharing that rap video. I probably would’ve never found that on my own.

 -7Posted on Mar 3rd, 2009 | re: VH1's Tough Love Has An Important Message: Fuck Women (46 comments)

I completely disagree with Gabe this time. I think all the things this Douchebag said are true and viable and what makes him a douchebag is that he’s just honest enough to say it, and of course that they’re things no one wants to hear.
I’d make the same claims to hopeless women if i actually cared (got paid for it) or thought it would make any difference, which it would not.

 +3Posted on Feb 18th, 2009 | re: You Can Take This Shit To Court And It Ain't Butter (11 comments)

how could anyone not love mr shi shilly? so endearing.

 +3Posted on Feb 11th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: A.I. (144 comments)

Carrie, Please, where did you take that picture of macaroons?? They make me salivate every time I see them!!

 +4Posted on Feb 9th, 2009 | re: SNL Just The Funny Parts: Bradley Who And TV On The Radio (47 comments)

that “Really” segment was amazing..ly true.

 +2Posted on Feb 7th, 2009 | re: What Has To Happen For Us To Shut This Whole Thing Down? (26 comments)

what. an effing scumbag. disgusting

those macaroons look so delicious!!!

yeah, the movie sucked and everything.
but where did you take that picture of those delicious macaroons???! yum!